Three years ago my whole body was electrocuted when I was putting my favorite movie, Country Bears, into my DVD player.
The shock left scars on my abdomen, stomach, and left foot area, but gave me an amazing gift - the gift to know everything about movies. I know more than you, your stupid uncle, and Steven Spielberg.
I would like to wrestle Steven Spielberg in a steel caged, no holds barred, ladder, anything goes, haircut, loser retires, wrestling match.
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Unfortunately there are no movie theaters or wrestling rings where I live in Pie Town, New Mexico. The nearest movie theater is 117 miles away in Lakeside, Arizona at the WME Village 8. I live with my parents and I make them take me to the movies because they are retired and have nothing better to do.
If you know where a wrestling ring is let me know. I need to practice my deadly elbow.
Everyone who works at the WME Village 8 knows me because I am always sneaking in to see other movies because I don't have a lot of money. Sometimes the new ticket taker, Barry Lynch, will comp me because I am there so much. I love being comped because it is such an awesome word to say! Thank you Barry!!
I also love popcorn, juju beans, root beer, soda pop, hot dogs, hamburgers, jelly beans, sour tarts, Reese's Pieces, nachos, and jalapeno poppers. People get mad at me because I always take up two seats in the theater - one for me and one for the food, but I don't care. I love food with my entire body!! That is why food needs its own seat.
