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Chauncey Danger

Take my wife... Please!

About Me

I've been known to keep it real at times.I made this playlist at MyFlashFetish.com .
Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Want CHEAP RINGTONES of your favorite comedian, Chauncey Danger? Just click one of the links below... If you want to request a different bit as your ringtone, just give me a couple beers and I'll see what I can do.
Vag in a Bar
Roller Blades (Harland Williams)
Oatmeal?
Don't Drink That...
The Empire Strikes Back
Men and Women are Different
Hold UpEndorsed by Videodrome Radio!: "He might be the greatest stand-up comedian in the history of comedy."

My Interests

I like to sing when I poo... that's fun.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus

Music:

Anyone who sings when they poo.

Movies:

Team America: World Police, and anything starring Reece Witherspoon.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm and Set Aside Your Excitement

Heroes:

The Marx Brothers

My Blog

Top Comedians...

Dude, I am ranked 53 on myspace for top comedians within a 5 mile radius of San Jose!  Yes! The problem is that means I am the "Worst" comedian within a 5 mile radius of San Jose... Noooooooooooo...
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

I swear...

I don't know ANYONE in the West Bank... Bank of the West?  That's another story!
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

A new commitment to excellence!

Hey Home Boys, I've reallized recently that I have totally been slacking off on my craft.  I know that you all love me, but let's be honest... YOU PEOPLE love it when I fart on mic.&nbs...
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

100 lame questions...

1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT It?I've ONLY had TWO C-sections... Duh! 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?There is a stain from where my dirty-ass hair hits my wall when I slee...
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

Hey Dad...

Word on the street is that my dad is gonna check out this page some time soon... Keep it clean folks. - Chauncey Muthafuckin Danger
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

He played upon a ladle...

The illest song EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxv9ipn3OgA Nice!
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

Who Knew?

My boy JT gots MAD skillz... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=1579532120 WORD!...
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:42:00 PST

I can still believe...

in things I think are right. This is our country.
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

A quick, shoutout...

To ALL my fans in Austria! I can't wait to taste some of your fine chocolates.
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

The Camels' Hump?

Wouldn't THAT be rad if we had humps on our bodies that grew with every sip of water? I'd want my hump to be on my elbow, so I could use it to my advantage in the low post on street hoops... Tight!...
Posted by Chauncey Danger on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST