my name is Snarky Lee McBullhorn, though sometimes i do introduce my self as Jethro or Lucifer. this isn't to be cute, it just depends on my mood at the time. i used to have a long list of random things on here describing my personality, but i felt it was too pretentious. besides, i gotta have some secrets. the friends i already have have had ample time to pore over and dissect said list, so now i feel it is time for a new phase.
from here on out:
*i will not answer any unasked questions, nor will i lie to any inquiring minds.
*i will not use a myspace editor on my profile, but my blog is fair game.
*i will, speaking of which, try to put at least one poem a week in my blog, and a journal entry whenever i feel so inclined.
*i will not add "myspace whores" unless they seem like someone i would like anyway.
*i will not censor my profile in any way, shape, or form. if you don't like what you see, don't look.
i have reached a strange part of my life, so be prepared for some unusual things to grace my profile.
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"A little flesh, a little breath, and a reason to rule all - that is myself."
-Marcus Aurelius, R.I.P.
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"Information is not knowledge,
knowledge is not wisdom,
wisdom is not truth,
truth is not beauty,
beauty is not love,
love is not music,
music is the best."
-Frank Zappa, R.I.P.
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"...I shall conquer, I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen terror! I have seen horror! I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the very recesses of the human soul! I have seen all this, but until this day i have never...seen...you!"
-Raul Julia, R.I.P. as Gomez Addams (Addams Family Values)
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"...Mongo only pawn in game of life."
-Alex Karris as Mongo (Blazing Saddles)
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"The present-day composer refuses to die."
-Edgar Varese, R.I.P.
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"Only Nixon could go to China"
-old Vulcan proverb
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"One who battles monsters should see that he himself does not become one."
-Freiderich Nietzche
"Eat me."
-Anonymous
(both from Ravenous)
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"God is dead."
-Nietzche
"Nietzche is dead."
-God
[anonymous]
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"Nice fucking model!"
-Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
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"Never quit. Never, never quit."
-Winston Churchill
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"When all else has been done and said, along comes Mr. Oysterhead."
-Les Claypool
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"You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but never all of the people all of the time."
-Abraham Lincoln, R.I.P.
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"Cogito ergo sum." ("I think, therefore, I am.")
-Rene Descartes, R.I.P.
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"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'."
-Frank Zappa
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"Come into my parlor."
-the Spider to the Fly
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"Even if yer just a ditchdigger, be the best damn ditchdigger you can be. Always go full-bore."
-William Fleshood
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"Broom-riding, card-carrying, and proud of it."
-Rebecca Abbott
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"It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
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"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all, it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country."
-Hermann Goering, Hitler's Reich-Marshall at Nuremburg trials
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"You are a fluke of the universe
you have no right to be here,
and whether you can hear it or not,
the universe is laughing behind your back."
-"Deteriorata" by National Lampoon
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"Those whom life does not cure, death will."
-Cormac McCarthy
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"Hey, y'all, watch this!"
-famous last words
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"I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure."
-Mark Twain
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"Though the mills of God grind slowly,
yet they grind exceeding small.
Though with patience He stands waiting,
with exactness grinds He all.
-Friedrich von Logau
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"if you are not afraid to face the music, someday you might get to lead the band."
-Anonymous
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"Quando omni flunkus moritati" (When all else fails, play dead.)
-motto of the Possum Lodge
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"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda
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"Life's a long song, and the tune ends too soon for us all."
-Jethro Tull
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"The Old Father wove the skein of your life long ago. Go and hide in a hole if you like; but you will not live one second longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits man nothing."
-Dennis Storhøi as Herger the Joyous (The 13th Warrior)
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"Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!"
-J. K. Rowling
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"Broken hearts are for assholes."
-Frank Zappa, R.I.P.
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and here comes the icepick to the forehead!
