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I was born on 9/29/67 in the back of a semi-trailer parked on a mayonnaise farm. If it matters, I'm a Libra - but if it mattered then you already knew. Growing up on a mayonnaise farm gives one a peculiar outlook on life. I am firstly a writer: (Highly under published) of poetry , comedy , short stories , and songs. I play a little guitar, not a little guitar literally. I mean not like a mandolin. I just don't play a whole lot. I am an Artist , I draw, I do not paint, I do not sculpt, I do not macramé. I use a pencil, a pen, markers and colored pencils, and I use my computer for art, Paint Shop Pro. I like to play with my balls er, um - my juggling balls. A hobby I taught myself out of boredom. I am a photographer, should that go under artist? I'm under published in that arena as well. Being highly under published, I tend to like to publish myself. I can do this with both hands. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink!

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Albert Einstein, so I could comb his hair.

Here is a video of me abusing my child with a wet paper towel. The boy doth love the fun. Me sister Pia shot the vid.

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Ohh La LA Quintuplets!

Fucked by quintuplets...    Really I've just been tagged, but I was just thinking of the number 5 and how I now have to try to think of 2 things that were embarrassing to me and 3 things tha...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:44:00 GMT

JestaPhreak's MySPace Tips

This was a bulletin originally called "10 things idiots do on Myspace: " But I really felt it deserved more attention then was paid it in it's original writing. My Comments will be signified by (paren...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Ode to cows

In honor of Me lil Nephew Andrees having had his first hamburger in some time I re-cycle this poem what I writ some time ago. Ode to cows Say what'cha willo'bout the armadillobut'cha better not t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:08:00 GMT

* Little Joe's Dream * funny short story

Parts of this story were inspired by an actual dream I had. The rest was artistic embellishment. I wrote it some years back as you may notice time stamping references to a pre-president Clinton e...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:13:00 GMT

* Jim has Nutz on his Chin *

Here is a short story I wrote while on vacation in Tucson Az. I do Hope You Enjoy it.  I wrote this back in 98 but it still makes me chuckle. * Jim has Nutz on his Chin * Jim, apparently, has nut...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:07:00 GMT

Frickin Paris Hilton.

What the hell. How does being a spoiled bitch warrant getting famous? Is that cliché to say anymore about Paris? But that isn't why I am writing this. Here is the latest thing that pisses me off. It ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:58:00 GMT

MY FIRST POST PUBESCENT KISS

This is an autobiographical snippet that I hope you will enjoy. =>MY FIRST POST PUBESCENT KISSBy W. A. Mogollon It was a spectated event. Mayhaps it might have been different had I not avoided it as l...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:19:00 GMT

A Pome

I read today's blog of Warning, Highly Offensive and it reminded me of this poem I wrote some time ago. The Flower In her eyes was sorrow Her cries unheard, Drowned by shouting children. Scarcely...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:45:00 GMT

Bad ChatRoom Pick Up Lines

Bad Chat Room Pick Up lines © humorcafe.com While hanging out in chat rooms I began to notice the sad pick up lines guys use when the enter, such as the very creative, male 30, seeks woman for private...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:06:00 GMT

Being A Grown Up

Re-Cycled Blog The Following story is of purely fictitious content. I personnally disavow any relation of the contents of this story to what may or may not take place in my daily life. ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:35:00 GMT