That 10 million $'s coming my way (after another 20 years of working for that bruja or if she kicks, which ever comes first.) If she
doesn't kick soon...
* sigh * I've been having these
crazy thoughts...
I'd like to meet:
I'm recently divorced, but it's ok. I married a gay man, Jack, to retain my visa and get my greencard. The closest I came to touching his bird was when I was feeding Guapo (his parrot.) Right now I am seeing the gardener, oooh I love a man in a tube sock!
I must say, since I've had this page, I've recieved nothing but sweetness from ppl! I love my group of friends, and I feel like the den mother of 'Myspace'.
If You Are Too Lazy To Scroll Down My Page,You Can Leave Me Some Love Here...
• if you are going to post wavs or videos, plz do NOT encode them for autostart and looping •
°Thank you very much°
ENTER COMMENTS HERE:
Music:
I like Spanish music, anything by Jennifer Lopez.
I know her from the Bronx.
Hey, who did you think told her to be proud and shake that culo?!?
Movies:
I like a good action movie, especially if the one's with Antonio Bandaras!
Television:
televison, sheesh who has time for T.V. But I do like Cops, Judge Judy, Oprah, Montell, Jerry Springer, Maury, Unsolved Mysteries, Days Of Our Lives, Inside Hollywood, Insider, The Price Is Right, Lifetime TV movies, and my tela novellas on the spanish stations... (the catch in the latest is the mother and the daughter are both putas.)
oh yeah, I love that show "How Clean Is Your House" oh those sucios cerdos ¡madre mia!
Books:
Books? don't have the time to read them, but that doesn't mean I am not well read, I read The National Enquier, The Globe, World News, etc. while in the checkout line.
Heroes:
Hazel, Consuelo, Alice, Florence (from 'The Jeffersons') etc... you know, all the greats that have gone before me.
OH AND THAT LOVELY/CRAZY BERNICE CLIFTON (SHE THINKS I'M SELMA HAYEK!)
Hola. . . sit down and I'll fix you a drink!
FINALLY A QUIZ (which W&G char are you) THAT INCLUDES ME!!!
Hola! You're Rosario. You may not be the star of the show, but you sure are essential! What would the Karen's of the world do without a Rosario to look after their kids, clean teir house, do their shopping and bring them down a bit closer to earth occationally. The fact is you're probably more caring and intelligent than all the rest of the characters put together!
Take this quiz !
