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Karen Walker

Honey, what is this? What is this? What's going on?

About Me

I have been married 5 times. My most recent marriage was to Stanley Walker whom I met in 1985.I shared a home with he his two children Oliva & Mason at the Manse in Manhattan,along with tens of staff members.Such as Cook,Driver,Baker, & of course my favorite Maid,Rosario "Ro-Ro" Salizar. To keep my self grounded I work at Grace Adler Designs, or as I like to call it "Grape Antler Designs".I am the assistant to the owner and my dear friend Grace Adler.I am also good friends with her her best friend and my lawyer Will Truman.Buy my best friend of course would be my dear Jack aka "Poodle".All in all I can be a pretty fun gal to be around,just ask rapper "Ole dirty bastard".But If you piss me off,I can make your life a living HELL,just ask Marlo Thomas! Get your own Free, Cool layout at MySpace Layouts
The Puck Building in New York where I "work"
The Manse,the place I call home....when I'm not at the bar!
Me & the gang
Mr.Martini!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Karen "Kiki" Delany St.Croix Popeil Finster Walker
Birthday: A true lady never reveals her age...and neither will I
Birthplace: Alley behind a bar
Current Location: Manhattan
Eye Color: when they aren't glazed over...brown
Hair Color: brunette
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: "i go both ways"
Your Heritage: judgine by my love for alcohal,I'll say Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chanel SLing-backs
Your Weakness: Jack's puppy eyes
Your Fears: Being stranded without alcohal,and Rosario forgets to strap on by boot flask!
Your Perfect Pizza: Martini olives and pain-killers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buying a small country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Take that death,I beat you again!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My killer rack!
Your Bedtime: 4:00 am...unless I have work the next morning...then it's 6:00 am
Your Most Missed Memory: When I first met Stanley
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...assuming you mean the drug
MacDonalds or Burger King: Honey,fast food.....no
Single or Group Dates: Single...but when talking sex...group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I dont follow....
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee....laced with Gin
Do you Smoke: Only after reading one of Jack's steamy novels...or having him lick my ear
Do you Swear: HELL no!
Do you Sing: Honey,I was born to entertain!
Do you Shower Daily: Of course...and my hair dries instantly...how?...money!
Have you Been in Love: Yeh..with a very gender confused little girl back home...I miss him..she was nice...
Do you want to go to College: Been there,done that
Do you want to get Married: Again? Sure,as long as he's loaded
Do you belive in yourself: as a what?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm a member
Do you think you are Attractive: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Are you a Health Freak: Nah,If any of my organs ever fail me I'll just replace them with some of Rosario's
Do you get along with your Parents: Lois is a vindictive,coniving,manipulative conartist...I love her her dearly!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure,I like to lock Rosario out on the terrace during them.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes,the gutair...but I only used it to help me create a themesong for "Jack-Talk" when I was going to be the co-host.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes,hell in the past minute I drank alcohal!
In the past month have you Smoked: ..not cigarettes...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Vicadin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Unfortunately no,I'm in the middle of a bitter divorce,I'm taking all of his money..and he's bitter about it!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh yeh..I buy all of my clothes at "The Limited"..*VOMIT*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: GWAH!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Honey.please
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does the set of Jack's Cop show count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Karen Walker doesn't get dumped!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Honey,No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've got millions.what do I need to steal for?
Ever been Drunk: Please! I'm drunk now.A better question is have i ever been NOT drunk?
Ever been called a Tease: Always Honey
Ever been Beaten up: I dont get beat,I do the beating (in every sense of the word)
Ever Shoplifted: Only for my mother when I was a child
How do you want to Die: Oh please Honey,I'm going to live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich & Fabulous..Oh look..already there
What country would you most like to Visit: Wine Country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'0
Weight: 150
Best Clothing Style: Preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5,067,945
Number of CDs I own: CD's?..Honey,Ive got an IPOD
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: wouldn't you like to know
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Feeling guilty about my sister Ginny's accident & never getting really close with my step children Olivia & Mason
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My Interests

Drinking,Popping Pills,Spending as-loads of money on anything & everything (especially black pants suits!),Insulting Grace's clothes,Abusing my Staff,Molesting Jack,Prank calling Marlo Thomas.http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00003/73/39/3969337_l.gif http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00002/22/23/2563222_m.gif

I'd like to meet:


What can I say about my dear friend Grace?....Other than that she shouldn't try to pull of "perry-winkle"!!!
My Best friend Jack...well,after Mr.Martini of course!
Good ole Wilma!!
Wow!...ROsario isn't wearing her member's only jacket for once!

Music:

Wayne Newton,Gangsta Rap

Movies:

Rebound (Megan Mullally was great as the Principle)

Television:

Fraiser,Friends,Sex and the City

Books:

Bartender's Bible

Heroes:

Myself,Grace Adler