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About Me

Hello, I'm Jack McFarland, of course. Youre looking good, im lookng better. I'm sure you recognize me from my smash shows "Just Jack!","Jack 2000!!!" and of course the upgrade, "Jack 2001." Let's not forgot "Jack Talk!" Through the guidance of Zandra (with a Z) I've been able to accomplish so much as a dancer/ singer/ actor/ choreographer/ filmaker/ playwrite. In fact I was nominated for the most prestigious award in all of lower Manhattan non-transgender equity waiver gay cabaret: THE MAC AWARD!!! Oh wait..... Anywho, I just recently made the choice to pursue acting again. I joined nursing for all the wrong reasons (except for a little under the smock action...hehe). Now I want to be a thespian again. I guess I'm kinda like Ann Heche.... one day I'm not a thespian and the other I am. I am a man of many contradictions. My emotions are very complex. Sometimes I'm sad, sometimes I'm happy, and sometimes I'm.... well, ok, that's pretty much it.

My Interests

Money! Now that the Beverley Leslie is gone, his money is all MINE!, Running my restaurant Cafe Jacques, waving at sailor's, teaching cheerleading to my son Elliot, Banana Republic, Barney's New York, NY (where I used to work with Dorlene "The Whore-lene"), telling my best friend's to call me every five minutes, Singing, Dancing, Cabaret, acting (Did you enjoy the penis monologue?), gay group therapy, singing duets with the most beautiful young man who's been such a huge inspiration to me *wink wink*, wearing bibs whenever I eat, marrying immigrants, going to the Y, choreography, Combing my hair while looking at myself in front of the mirror, Praying to santa, Boxer briefs

I'd like to meet:

It doesnt matter who I meet. I don't care if you're rich or poor, fat or thin, just as long as you're rich and thin. I am a people person people. Just as long as you're not smelly, hairy, or have the dreaded backne. Eww!
& i already met the best man ever...she's my best friend!

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Music:

All my music has to be fabulous!!! Frankie Goes to Hollywood, N*SYNC, Christina, Britney, Madonna (Material!!!) and of course the one and only goddess of everythingCHER!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE HER!!!

Movies:

Moonstruck, Star Wars (C3PO is so gay...oh R2, my circuits burn for you!!!), Anything with Kevin Bacon (First film-- Animal House! Character's name in Footloose-- Ren MacCormack! Number of films with full frontal nudity...four! Number of films with full sidal nudity...three! Number of films with rear frontal nudity... priceless!), I sometimes enjoy the occasional documentary (Gay porn counts, right?)

Television:

Behind the Music (especially if it has Mariah Scary), Along Came You, Buffy (I'm so into Willow being a les!)...Antique Road show( i watch that will g!)

Books:

Highlights Magazine (chock- full of challenging puzzles), Tiger Beat, People, Men's Health Magazine (Hello Mrs. Jack McFarland!!), In Touch, Entertainment Weekly, In Style

Heroes:

Cher!!Will (we hiss at straight people when they kiss hehehe), Michelle Kwan, and, of course, the most important man in my life, Karen!