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CHRISTIAN

i like to think outside the box

About Me

finally managed to graduate college. so now i have a BA in english. as a result of that, i've just moved home back to yonkers. i hardly know anyone down here. i'm a fascinating human being. i like beer. i like tennis. i like hockey. i like music. i like laughing. IM me. AREuHUMAN orAdud.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will make me laugh, because i don't see the point in knowing people who aren't fun.

Music:



Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, The Princess Bride, Dogma, Saved, Empire Records

Television:

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, the nanny, golden girls, animaniacs, the fairly odd parents, the colbert report, america's next top model, project runway, kathy griffin: my life on the d-list

Books:

whatever my english teachers tell me to read

My Blog

is your dad a dealer? cuz you’re dope to me

so, for my british lit class, we had a writing assignment based on geoffrey chaucer's canterbury tales. basically, i had to come up with some sketches of figures in today's society like chaucer did in...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:24:00 PST

i love you less, now that i know you

this semester blows. oddly enough, the classes i'm having the hardest time with are the 100 level ones. my brain can't function on the level of a freshman, apparently. it is so bloody cold out. i am n...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:48:00 PST

yesterday is gone, there's just today, no tomorrow...

i don't even know... this has been an impossibly hard month. my grandfather died on the 7th and ever since then i've been going through the process of accepting death. it was the first time in my life...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

with your heart on the floor

this poor myspace blog is so neglected! (not that anyone reads it, i'm sure) ANYWHO... my birthday is coming up. 22. yikes. all downhill from here right? fuck that. i wouldn't want to be 21 again. i'v...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

did y'all know i was a poet?

'tis true. i'm writing a bunch of poems for a class and if any of you actually read this (which is highly doubtful) i'd love any and all feedback.**Have a bite   No.Just cigarettes and water...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

they had rats as big as ponies there...

so i just realized that i have 3 blogs. this one, LJ and i just started one at vox because the fug girls told me to. i don't know why i need 3 of them.tonight is free ice cream night at work. i purcha...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

let the kingdom come...

what better to do with insomnia than make a myspace blog!?i think i'm tired of being single. maybe.i have a cough. :(i hate school. and the campus book store. and cold stone. and people who don't know...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST

and this little masochist

i just filled out an online application to St. Peter's Hospital. The position i applied for is 'courier' and i think it means i would be the hospital delivery man. but i get to drive one of the hospit...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

motherfuckers wanna get with me, lay with me, love with me, uh... right

i got a call today from ruby tuesday in latham.. they want me to come in for an interview. yay possible job oppurtunity! i need to quit smoking. maybe if i get hired at ruby tuesday i'll quit as like ...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

prettiest mess you ever seen

started my summer class today. so god damn early. 8:30AM Mon-Fri. seriously, i am not a morning person. and i have to read a huge Victorian period English novel per week for 4 weeks. !@&%O!@*^1*E!...
Posted by CHRISTIAN on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST