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Roxanne

I am here for Networking

About Me

Sort of like all the Spice Girls rolled into one person, with the exception of that Ginger Spice. Nobody likes a fire crotch. Mostly, I like to think of myself as a cross between Kat Von D and Kim Kardashian.

My Interests

shows and concerts, shopping, going to movies, being fancy, guns, german automobiles, living loudly, cleanliness, working, make up (it's chanel or bust), brazilian waxes, manicured nails, chanel nail polish in vamp and black satin, nightmare before christmas, gargoyles, tinkerbell, long showers, la mer lip balm, '96 cabernets, pinot noir, blush by marc jacobs, penta water, gray goose vodka on ice with a lime, enormous designer sunglasses, the combination eyeroll/headshake, being in cognito, laugh animals, good hair, my sisters, charlie catherine and henry, top drawer people and top shelf liquor

I'd like to meet:

all my best friends are rock stars.. what the fuck do i care??

Music:

50cent, 311, abba, air, alice in chains, old alkaline trio, all american rejects, allman brothers, annie lennox, arcade fire, avenue d, b-52's, beach boys, beatles, black sabbath, blondie, bloodhound gang, bob marley, bob seger, britney spears, broken social scene, buena vista social club, the cars, cher, the clash, cradle of filth, ccr, the cult, the cure, dave brubeck, david bowie, death cab, decemberists, deftones, dmx, the doors, eels, elton john, foo fighters, fountains of wayne, frank sinatra, the game, interpol, iron and wine, jack johnson, jane's addiction, jimi hendrix, journey, kanye west, led zeppelin, louis prima, madonna, marilyn manson, matty g, michael buble, the misfits, modest mouse, my bitter end, neutral milk hotel, nine inch nails, the offspring, outkast, pavement, pink floyd, pixies, postal service, prince, queen, ramones, the rolling stones, the shins, simon and garfunkel, snoop, stevie wonder, stone temple pilots, the strokes, sublime, tom petty, tom waits, tool, type o negative, the verve, weezer,the white stripes, the who, yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

billy madison, indiana jones!, big daddy, better off dead, sixteen candles, interview with the vampire, valmont, quills, mystic pizza, the lord of the rings trilogy, harry potter, the pianist, half baked, OLD SCHOOL, animal house, pulp fiction, alice in wonderland, peter pan, just friends, jackie brown, dr strangelove, monty python and the holy grail, kill bill volumes 1 and 2, ELF!!!, office space, the big lebowski Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubric, Wes Anderson or Tim Burton

Television:

basically anything involving crime and or murder, csi, six feet under, sex and the city, the sopranos, law and order, autopsy, passions

Books:

anything and everything by david sedaris

Heroes:

myself. you can't fake this kind of crazy.

My Blog

christmas list

yeah i'm a cunt and here's my christmas listnoise cancelling earbudsi ride the train to school pretty much every day. i can't decide what i hate more: hearing other people talking or hearing other peo...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

twenty!

i usually seem to use this space for bitching, but today for once i actually have nice things to say! i really have to thank my two best friendies, fancy and jobeth, for giving me such a beautiful bir...
Posted by Roxanne on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST

my birthday

well since we all know what a greedy little bitch i am, i am counting the days until my birthday. just in case anyone was wondering what i want, here are some things i'd like.. A NEW PURSE! yes th...
Posted by Roxanne on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

i really try

i really try, but some people make it soo hard.. why are you all so fucking stupid?
Posted by Roxanne on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST

the snow patrol lives on

wellllll we got a lot of snow this morning. when i say a lot, i mean, i didn't think any was supposed to come. i had to be in the office, as per usual, and drove my car like it was all wheel drive ins...
Posted by Roxanne on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 06:51:00 PST

speed freak

i broke 105mph on the saw mill today at like, 1 in the afternoon. i know this isn't really exciting or something to be proud of, but i think it's pretty gangster regardless. i should probably be dead ...
Posted by Roxanne on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:29:00 PST

girls on myspace

so it seems to me that everywhere you look on myspace, there are girls whining and complaining about how guys constantly message them in a more than friendly way. after poking around on some pages and...
Posted by Roxanne on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:19:00 PST

random!

i have live journal, so maybe this blog feature is pointless for me. oh well. today i am sad because i don't have a car until 3 or 4 in the afternoon. my 323ci, known as beatrix kiddo to the more ...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST