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Trashley

Brooklyn Bound

About Me

I'm a microbrew/music snob.I'd rather give up beer across the board than ever be forced to drink cheap beer out of a can (nauseating). Although as of late my tolerance is slim to none. This year I've come out of the closet as a New York Rangers fan, who knew. (psst, I've got the licence plates to prove it) I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do in the off season. A rangers win to me is equivalent to a (normal) girls' satisfaction after given chocolate/sex. I'm contemplating buying season tickets next yr and selling off the weekday games that I obviously can't attend on ebay. But for now you'll find me at The Garden atleast once a month. I work weekend to weekend, paycheck to paycheck, and have no ambition to go back to school any time soon. So I might make under $30k for the rest of my life, meh who knows. I don't want kids (stretch out my ink...) unless maybe they were adopted and/or psuedo step children, cause I really don't have any desire to get married either, I'm spawned from divorced parents, cut the shit, marriage is pretty pointless pressure. I come from a pretty liberal-artsy family, I currently have an uncle whose touring europe via bicycle (who was formally a chippendales dancer). However I'm used to being seen as the black sheep in the eyes of my stepmom. Hence why I moved out as young as possible. I currently keep in touch with very few people I've graduated with, I probably could count all of them on one hand. If you don't fall into that category, there is probably a reason behind that. And by keep in touch I mean acknowledge their existence maybe twice a year. Thats something I'd like to change. I find friendships with guys are a zillion times easier than those with girls. I'll be the first to admit to you that girls really are just bitches and not worth the petty bullshit they dish. Therefore I'd rather hang out with the guys, than ever have a 'girls night' 99.999% of the time. If you couldn't tell already I'm a pretty cut & dry person. Cut the shit, don't beat around the bush, and tell it like it issss....Things that annoy me: Double-dipping, people who chew with their mouths open/are unpunctual, laziness, dirty environments, attention whores, self-centered jerkenheims who are full of themselves, Jesus-Freaks and backstabbers. I walk fast, get annoyed/irratated/jealous easily, trust few, have little to no patience for the incompetant and ignorant. I've been known to talk like a sailor and I tend to speak my mind, But other than that I'm a goddamn doll.

My Interests

Road Trips, bad posture, Coffee Dates, Video Games, Poker, Chloroform, Nerf Crossbows, Music, NYC, Tuberculosis, Microbrews, Field Hockey, having the patience of a blood-thirsty lion, performing as little domestic activites as possible, and raising the usual havoc etc.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Tegan & Sara, Sleater-Kinney, Yeah yeah yeahs, The Cranberries, Tilly & The Wall, The Misfits, Turbonego, Social Distortion, Stiff Little Fingers, Bosstones, Gang of Four, OpIvy, Bad Religion, The Distillers, Ms. Led, Bikini Kill, The Slits, Johnny Cash, The Faint, Shiny Toy Guns, Various Techno/Ska la la, The Cure, The Smiths, New Order, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, Interpol, Muse, Billy Corgan, Ratatat, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Coldplay, Guster, And a good amount of stuff from the 1980's. I'm a music snob and I'll be more than happy to let you know if I think your band is god awful.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Royal Tennenbaums, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, 24hr party people, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The Triplets of Belleville, The Grudge, The Ring, Shaun of the Dead, Run lola Run, Dead Poets Society, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, High Fidelity, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, Roger & Me, Monsters Inc. and Drop Dead Fred (since I was like 7). To be honest usually I'm too busy to watch movies I have no interest in and usually the coziness takes hold and I pass out.

Television:

MXC, MST3k, The Office, a random/obscure assortment of Bad reality television, and Mr. Show (on dvd's)

Books:

Party Monster (Disco Bloodbath), Catch 22, & Thursday Next series

Heroes:

Tegan & Sara, Fred Willard, Bill Nye, Dimop of A5 of SGHS, Patrick Stewart, Pepe The King Prawn and the rest of The Muppets. and this charming man..... jaromir Jagrrrrr

My Blog

Steal a kid. Break a heart. Steal the show.

Sleater-Kinney at their finest - Webster Hall, NYCAnd Janet Drummer in all her Floating-hair GlorySo good.... so so good. I didnt crawl into my bed til 5 am, but it was worth all the sweat and tears (...
Posted by Trashley on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:01:00 PST

Coldplay part deux...

Pictures... a la Madison Sq. Garden-NYC ...
Posted by Trashley on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:46:00 PST

Continuing my quest to attend every school in the area...

So today I went to go check out hvcc, its so ridiculously huge. I don't even know if i want to go back to school this semester, all I know is I have to get my health insurance back pronto. However, go...
Posted by Trashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dearest Albany, I miss you Madly...

Alright, I've been in Qby (queensbury, like a min away from the great escape) for about a month, and I cannot wait to get back, I am not sure what I am doing yet for an apartment, but will probably st...
Posted by Trashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST