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About Me

I'm a big nerd that gleefully freaks out when people have similar movie collections/taste to mine, I snort when I'm laughing hard enough, I probably drink too much, and no I will not add your band.

I also probably think that your dumb random messages are creepy, and if I actually reply to them, it's because 1)My roommate and I are laughing so hard at you that we have to egg on your sadness for more lols, or 2) I am so creeped out and scared that you're going to chop me up with a meat cleaver if I don't reply.

My Interests

not having to drive two hours every day, being a slob, dancing, hugging, kissing (but only with good looking people. however, uggos are free to watch.), the word cunt, taking random walks around downtown from 1-3 a.m., burritos, pimping, making fun of my past, mystery science theater, being a creep, being a creep about edward norton, laughing, having fun, and finally knowing what it feels like to be happy about what I'm doing. I'm not there yet, but I feel like I'm damn close.

I'd like to meet:

Edward Norton. meow.

The above photo would be nice, but I doubt that'll happen.

Let's see, who else? Chuck Klosterman, Elvis, Mary-Louise Parker, Jason Bateman, Kate Winslet, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Margaret Cho, Christopher Guest, Michel Gondry, Freddie Mercury, Bill Hicks, Louis C.K., Demetri Martin, Louis Black, Brian Regan, Patton Oswalt, Quentin Taratino, Kevin Smith, Jason Lee, Audrey Tautou, Frank Miller, Max Bemis, Kanye West, Jack White, Johnny Cash, Alex Kapranos, Andy Warhol, Rob Sheffield, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Palahnuik, Renoir, Picasso, Shakespeare, The Shins, Kandinsky, Magritte, Da Vinci, Harry Potter, but probably not you or your lame band.

Music:

Constants:
The Beatles
The Clash
Simon and Garfunkel
Queen
The Beastie Boys
Michael Jackson
The Kinks
Third Eye Blind
Death Cab for Cutie
Cursive
80's Madonna
The Postal Service
The Decemberists
Brand New
The Ramones
Muse
The Rolling Stones
The Aquabats
Run DMC
Nine Inch Nails
Gang of Four
Etta James
Johnny Cash
Kanye West
Kings of Convenience
Miles Davis
The Violent Femmes
There's more, but I'm bored now.

This sums up it pretty well:

Recent as of 5/19:
Ben Folds
M.I.A.
The Beatles
The Who
Beck
Mos Def
Blackstar
Murder By Death
Kasabian
Lily Allen
'Nsync
Meatloaf
Mark Ronson
Ratatat
Regina Spektor
Violent Femmes

Movies:

Ghost World
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Jackie Brown
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Zoolander
Anything ever having to do with the Muppets. Fo' realz.
Crash
Sin City
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks II
(i really hope that someone bothers to note that I wrote those out in the chronological order that they were released)
SHAUN OF THE FUCKING DEAD
Hot Fuzz
Pirates of the Carribbean
Finding Neverland
Requiem for a Dream
Walk the Line
Garden State
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Meaning of Life
Amelie
Young Frankenstein
American Psycho
Boondock Saints
This is Spinal Tap
Waiting for Guffman
Best in Show
A Mighty Wind
The Princess Bride
Mean Girls
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Good Burger
Finding Nemo
Beauty and the Beast
The Little Mermaid
Aladdin
Thirteen
Edward Scissorhands
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Anchorman
40 Year Old Virgin
Clueless
Shrek
The Triplets of Belleville
Empire Records
Fight Club
Batman Begins
The Hudson Hawk
Girl, Interrupted
Moulin Rouge
Donnie Darko
Igby Goes Down
High Fidelity
Real Women Have Curves
Catch Me If You Can
Elephant
Wallace and Gromit
Army of Darkness
Live Freaky Die Freaky
Death to Smoochy
Transamerica
Brick
Idiocracy
In her Shoes
Me, You, and Everyone We Know
The Royal Tenenbaums
Knocked Up
Juno
Superbad
The Breakfast Club
Monsters, Inc.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Blazing Saddles
The Producers
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Silent Movie
History Of The World, Part 1
About A Boy
Back To The Future
Big Fish
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Pan's Labyrinth
Snatch
Pleasantville
Big Fish
28 Days Later
It's a Mad Mad Mad World
...and about a thousand others that I'll eventually put up here.

Television:

Arrested Development
DEXTER!!!!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Freaks and Geeks
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Scrubs
Stella
Chappelle's Show
The Muppet Show
South Park
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
The Twilight Zone
I love the (decade)
Best Week Ever
The Surreal Life
Futurama
My Name is Earl
Adult Swim
The Simpsons(but only the old episodes)
Sex and the City
Entourage
Weeds
any form of junk TV, really.

Books:

Chuck Klosterman, please marry me.

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Holidays On Ice, Barrel Fever, Running With Scissors, Magical Thinking, Possible Side Effects, Harry Potter, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The Da Vinci Code. Rats Saw God, Lamb to the Slaughter, Matilda, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Killing Yourself to Live, Catcher In the Rye, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, The Hipster Handbook, High Fidelity, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Zombie Survival Guide, Love Is A Mixtape, Calvin and Hobbes, The Pigman, Speak, Catalyst, The Outsiders, The Lovely Bones, Fight Club, Diary, The Liar's Club, Cherry, Wicked, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy, I like you, A Begonia For Ms. Applebaum.

Heroes:

mary-louise parker.

My Blog

shed some light on me, please.

I haven't written in here in a while. I probably won't, unless I have an undying need to fill out a survey and bulletins are down. Anyway, for all your future blogging needs, head over to easil...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

and I will wait for a better day tomorrow.

So right now, I pretty much hate everything. That's a bit of hyperbole, but I'll be damned if I'm not getting close.
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

Life, as of late.

So I realize that not everyone I'm friends with on here reads my livejournal, or talks to me on a regular basis, so last they knew I'd come back from a week of beaching/partying in virginia with britt...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

Virginia...

....is ridiculous when you go there with your best friend. Haha, fun week boogie boarding, shoplifting from local t-shirt stores, meeting kickass kids from DC, smoking, drinking, and biking to the bea...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

Thinking. This is an actual entry, so please do read.

I'm in an odd mood tonight. I don't like being on break very much, because as much as I enjoy not having to rehearse or be up at a certain time to get to class, or homework, I miss the people. And I k...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:25:00 PST

Things That Make Me Happy - a list.

1) Clean underwear. 2) Music. The good kind. 3) Black Eyeliner. 4) Green Tea when I'm hung over (thankyoujustintracy) 5) Meeting Bands. 6) Meeting people I look up to. 7) Meeting people in gene...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:39:00 PST

What else would one post on myspace?

Stolen from britta. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?The dark and raised one above my knee, I was walking back to alex's car after that june show at sarah maldinato's, and it was dark. ...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:58:00 PST

Finally, something other than a survey...

Well, let's see... I needed to do a new blog. I do a lot of surveys, but I really need to announce the events of the past few weeks. Alex and I broke up on october 6th, at the St. Rose show. It...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:34:00 PST

100 more things.

1) I really enjoyed doing the 100 things deal the first time around, so I decided to do it again. 2) That's sorta self-absorbed. 3) Crash is a really amazing movie. Don Cheadle is the fucking mack. 4)...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 02:06:00 PST

i feel happy!

I passed my driver's test. fuck being depressed, this is better.
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST