Junk Poem 1 |
Son who dismembered mom sentencedI no capacitanceAn cortege on vernalOn sharein exactremindCan't believe itRe:Re:Re:man, listen to me, give yourself 3 inches longerFifth Third BankI become parentalGet... Posted by Phox Philes on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST |
My Rap Persona... |
I think when you're from NYC, part of you gets melted into the hip hop culture. I think being from Queens even has something to do with it. Queens is such a diverse neighborhood with so ma... Posted by Phox Philes on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST |
IF YOU HAPPEN TO LAND HERE! (thinking out loud) |
I just got back from school. I finally graduated. Funny how life takes you strange places. I somehow thought I would end up at SUNY Albany for 4 years and come back home to a nice jo... Posted by Phox Philes on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Comedy and stuff |
I've been doing comedy shows but haven't been posting them up on here because I'm lazy. I haven't been doing much other than approving friendships and leaving a random comment here and there.&nb... Posted by Phox Philes on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST |
My Next Comedy Show!! Ritazza! |
HEY LOYAL FANS!
I WILL BE PERFORMING AT RITAZZA AT THE SUNY ALBANY CAMPUS ON DECEMBER 7th AT 8:30PM. STOP BY FOR SOME LAUGHS!! I WILL BE SIGNING GENITALS AFTER THE SHOW!
CYA THERE!
... Posted by Phox Philes on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:30:00 PST |
bad profile bitches.... |
Definition:bad profile bitch - n - person who overloads his or her profile with so much shit that it takes forever to load up and you can barely get through the profile without some shitty video or mu... Posted by Phox Philes on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 12:42:00 PST |
Shorthand, misery is spelled home |
I lost the competition, nuff said.
Why being at my home sucks:
Life doesn't work on a 24 hr basis. At some point during the night, my parents selfishly shut off all the lights and doors, expecti... Posted by Phox Philes on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:22:00 PST |
Papers, Profile Pics, and Paul Walker |
I've been busy writing papers for the past two days. I want to write more blogs about how insane life gets around these parts. Hopefully, after all this work is done, I will have some down... Posted by Phox Philes on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:27:00 PST |
Halloween.. |
I went to a party dressed up as a surgeon covered in fake blood. Apparently, people thought it was gross looking because of the blood. People are fucking lame.... its halloween Posted by Phox Philes on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:02:00 PST |
BACK INTO COMEDY!! |
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!(unless one of my friends told you)
I will be returning to comedy on Nov 2nd. My first show will be at Ritazza at the SUNY Albany Campus. It is free, so you have ... Posted by Phox Philes on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 06:17:00 PST |