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Ms Cleo

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About Me


Get Your Own! | More Flash ToysFind me on MySpace and be my friend!I am a captive of the great pink monkies, who feed me dry nasty cereal and torture me in the wet box. I am also a mystic and a contortionist.

MsCleo learned how to make people explode using only the mind.
... afterward, MsCleo went to the movies alone.
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My Interests

being worshiped by the great pink monkies, full contact sleeping, eating, scratching couches, trying international foods, cherrios are good. http://www.royalcanin.us/

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Garfield

My Blog

Reincarnation

MsCleo is going to be reincarnated as... A real-life boondock saint 'What will you be reincarnated as?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

stole from Tweek

You never feed me.Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.That will sure show you.You must scratch me there!Yes, above my tail!Behold, elevator butt.The rule for todayTouch my tail, I shred your hand.New rule...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

Day 273

The one the pink monkeys call "Mr. Mojo" came to me today to work out a deal. I told him I'd think about it. He told me that I could have the attention of the male pink monkey, if he could have the at...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

One Word

oh, one...the only way is one You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. No. explanations. not as easy as it looks... 1. Yourself? disgruntled 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? none 3. Your hair? striped 4. Your mo...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

Day 270

My prisonmate attempted to kill me today. The stress of being held captive, must be getting to him. It's only a mtter of time before he realizes that I am not the enemy here.
Posted by Ms Cleo on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST

Day 267

The female captor dragged me against my will under the blankets with her. The smell of human was overwelming. I could barely breathe. Luckily, I found an escape route near the pink monkey's head. I'm ...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

DAY 264

I am convinced the other captive is a flunky and maybe a snitch. "Mr Mojo", as the pink monkies call him, is obviously a half-wit. He thinks he can cause havock just by walking back and fort...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

DAY 261

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More ...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

DAY 258

I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could inven...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

DAY 255

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about wh...
Posted by Ms Cleo on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST