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About Me

Sometimes I hate where I'm at. I have a great life, and just can't see it. I want a different job. I want to live in a different state. I want a different car. I want different clothes. I don't however want a different g/f. The one I have is the best! There is none better.I drink too much coffee, and smoke far too many cigarettes. (Not anymore, I quit!) I don't have enough time to play, or go fishing... I really need to go fishing.If you really want to know about me you should ask.We bought a new boat.
This is my car.
This is my hand on the steering wheel.
My kids and I goofing around while on a road trip.
Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo Texas.
Karin and I.
My kids at the circus.
My kids and Snoopy.
I was just messing around when I painted these.
These are signs I've made...
I'll make you a sign too if you want. All I ask is that you whore me one time or make a sign for me. If you make a sign for me, I'll put it here on my page.Signs made for me. DylanXCliche' Is the first one to make a sign for me. You can click the sign to go to his page.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I love fingernails. Painted is a plus. I like painting them. Yours, mine, anybody's.

Skirts. I love the way they move. I love to look at them on others, and I love to wear them. Not like a crossdresser, just as a guy who wants to be comfortable without having his groin split with a seam. I think skirts should be sold in the mens department. Skirts, Kilts, Sarongs, Caftans...Motorcycles. My 'Vette. Sewing. Taking naps.
You Are an Intense Kisser
When you kiss, it's deep and powerful

You don't take kissing lightly

Your kisses always have meaning

And they always make your head spin What's Your Kissing Style?

You Are An Intro-Extrovert!
Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy
You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on
You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time.
Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need varity!
Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along. Are You An Extrovert or Introvert?

I'd like to meet:

Steven Hawkings, Mother Theresa, Albert Einstein.

Music:

My taste in music is too varied to try and explain here.

Movies:

Fight Club. The Godfather Trilogy. Scarface. Goodfellas. The Matrix Trilogy. Amelie. Shallow Hal. The Professional. Too many more to list.

Television:

Television is Evil... But I do like; Monk, My Name Is Earl, Family Guy, Futurama, and The Simpsons.

Books:

What makes you think I can read?

Heroes:

My Grandparents, to whom I owe a lot.

Our Hotel in New York.

The view from our hotel room at night. The big bright building is the Empire State building.

New York has a lot of Taxis.

Central Park was beautiful.

New York has great architecture.

We saw the site of the World Trade Towers.

Lady Liberty was regal.

The tulips were in full bloom.

My Blog

Gone for the week

I'm getting married and then going to new york. I'll be back in a week.
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

Food for thought. (Old Writing)

Today the president of PeTA announced that next month they will be unveiling their newest ad campaign: "Animals can't consent, Eat more people." The President of PeTA hel...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

The Natural State. (An old writing)

Today, I went to feed and water my dog. It's raining right now thanks to Francis, (the storm), and as a result, there are water puddles everywhere. (You'll see where I'm leading in a...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

The summer of the cat.(An old writing.)

Have you ever caught the same fish twice? How about three times? More? Well I have. I used to share a hunting lease with a buddy of mine and his friend. I never really was muc...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Everything happens for a reason...

(Part 1)I was in a hurry to get in to work last thursday and hit the door hard while reaching for the door handle and broke the nail on my left hand, middle finger. I heard the snap and watched my nai...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

Don't just assume you understand... (a rant)

Because you don't. You can't, unless you're like me, or you ask me. Don't try and classify me as a crossdesser because I'm not. (Even though I am CD friendly.) I'm exactly as my name states. I'm simpl...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

Quitting!!

I quit smoking thursday. I keep wanting a smoke even though I'm on the patch, but I think I'll make it through this just fine. I feel that this is a better end to 30 years of smoking than the alternat...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:49:00 PST

I just got engaged today. Sunday October 15. Wohoo...

I just got engaged today. Sunday October 15. Wohoo...The date for the wedding is tentatively set for Saturday, April 28, 2007.
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

Salon visit 7-28-06

I'm going on vacation to Colorado and wanted my nails to look their best. Karin and I decided to spoil ourselves by going to a nail spa. I wanted to go somewhere new so we went to the local mall. W...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:01:00 PST

Nailing it.

Interesting how here in texas no one talks to strangers. It seems that everyone is lost in there own little world. When I lived in GA I used to get comments from women and girls all the time about my ...
Posted by Fingernail Narcissist on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST