UberBob (is a guitar virtuoso and you are not)

About Me

I smoke too much...
I drink too much...
I cuss a fucking lot and I'm an offensive son of a bitch - and I might be smarter than you.
For the most part, a self taught musician. I took lessons for about 1 1/2 years then got as good as the teacher, so I quit going. I can rearrange symphonies sometimes. If I'm familiar enough with the piece, I can sometimes take it apart in my head. I can also play some of the HARDEST bits of Paganini's Opus No. 1, 24 Caprices. That's cool and all, but I'd rather be tall...
I am a working class loser, but I kick your Julliard asses. Nowadays I listen to almost exclusively Oi!, but I still probably manage to outplay you.
You fit in with:
Atheism
Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.
40% scientific.
80% reason-oriented.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Prayer doesn't do shit. If you care:

My Interests

Nothing you give a damn about

I'd like to meet:

Some psyochotic ball of neurosis to blame her fucked up miserable life on me. Any woman can destroy a man's will to presevere, to strive for greatness, to pull away from the herd, but it takes that special one to do it slowly over a period of time. O, could you be the one...
Let's put the FUN back in dysFUNction...

The truth is, is that the vast majority of the human race disgusts me, so I guess I don't really care to meet anyone.

Music:

Oi!, punk, black metal, viking metal, metal, death metal, crust, jazz, classical, ska

Movies:

I'll give you a clue: it involves a frathouse, a funnel, and your mother...

Books:

Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Irvine Welsh, Gary Larson, Franz Kafka, Robert Laird, Ray Bradbury, and various books on Chaos Theory along with many assorted subjects that I'm not smart enough to understand.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, ooo - ooo - and Spiderman!

My Blog

Cannibal Corpse - Rancid Amputation (sort of)

(the douchebag disabled emedding)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0s1qBm9_I
Posted by UberBob on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Stoned slackers watch Jon Stewart?

Bill O'Reilly Viewers are actually less educated than Jon Stewart's Is anyone honestly surprised? Who could believe it?
Posted by UberBob on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

Vote for my comic on DangerousTalk.net

http://www.dangeroustalk.net/competition-art.html Here's the instructions on how to do this: 1) Visit the link and vote for me It's that simple. Fucking do it. Don't fuck it up and vote...
Posted by UberBob on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

Poor, White, and Pissed: A Guide to the White Trash Planet for Urban Liberals

Poor, White, and Pissed: A Guide to the White Trash Planet for Urban Liberals Poor, White and Pissed A Guide to the White Trash Planet for Urban Liberals by Joe Bageantwww.d...
Posted by UberBob on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

Bible Belt Leads U.S. In Divorces

And these are some of the people that want to decide what family values are??? HAhahahahaha!!! http://www.ncpa.org/sub/dpd/index.php?page=article&Artic le_ID=10961 Bible Belt Leads U.S. In Di...
Posted by UberBob on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

Testimonials to my Greatness

When I wake in my ivory tower everyday, I somtimes wonder about those little black dots I see moving all over the ground. Are they ants? Surely not! They're people, with dreams, ambi...
Posted by UberBob on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST

WAH WAH Why aren't I in your top 8? sob sob

Because you suck. You should kill yourself. Like I give a fuck about this site. I don't even have a Top 8. It's more like a Top 6 since I pissed off John Wayne Gacy, then whoever the other was in the ...
Posted by UberBob on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:22:00 PST

10 Fuck you

20 GOTO 10
Posted by UberBob on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST