Dan Barcan

Music:

Member Since: 9/29/2006
Band Website: DONT MUDDY WATERS AND ROGER WATERS LOOK LIKE TWINS
Band Members: ALL WORDS,MUSIC, PHOTOS,CREATIVITY (C)+(P)+2008,2007,2006 BY DAN BARCAN"AKA" "GENIUS" ON THIS MYSPACE SIGHT AND ALL OTHER DAN OR D BARCAN SIGHTS--BOTH OF MY MYSPACE SIGHTS SHOWCASE MY ORIGINAL SONGS WRITTEN BY THY(ME) AND ITS ALL ABOUT THE ROCK AND THE ROLL AND THE POP AND THE HIP WHO HOP AND ARE ALL JAZZED IN THE BLUES... THATS CLASSIC METAL MADE FROM USA COUNTRY...SO THE MUSIC IS THE FIRST OF THE 2... THE SECOND IS MY COMEDY WRITING OR NON COMEDY IN SOME CASES HAHA, SO EXCEPT ON THE OCCASIONAL REFERENCE OR JOKE OR IDEA BY THE MASTERS OF COMEDY THIS IS ALL ME AND EVEN THE OLD SCHOOL COMEDY OF DON RICKLES AND JACKIE MASON IS NOT FORGOTTEN OR PROBABLY SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN IF I WOULD ONLY FORGET TO BE FORGETFULL-JACKIE MASON WHO HONESTLY TOLD ME AS LOUD AS HE COULD IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ON BROADWAY(NO JOKE) TO LITERALLY TO GO F-K MYSELF OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF HIS PLAY ON THE STREET WHERE HIS PLAY ON BROADWAY WAS SOME SUMMER AFTERNOON LIKE 2 OR 3 YEARS AGO-I SWEAR-NO JOKE--SO I ANSWERED OK--DO YOU WANT ME TO OVER HERE OR OVER THERE AM I COMING OR GOING STAYING OR LEAVING-LOOKING--LEARNING-SWEATING-SHOPPING FOR FURNITURE-ETC..),MONTY PYTHON-LORIN MICHAELS"AKA SOME YENTER SOMEWHERE NAMED MARILYN MICHALES",SNL,ROBIN WILLIAMS,CHEVY CHASE,BILL MURRAY,DON IMUS,HOWARD STERN(CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ON HERE HOWARD BUT BE SURE TO BE A PISSED OFF GENTILE IF YOU FIND ANY WORDS ON HERE THAT ARENT KOSHER???OR SOMETHING WRITTEN +INSPIRED BY YA BUT IN CASE I DID???,I STILL ADDED YOUR NAME AND MANY MORE NAMES SUCH AS----RED FOXX,RICHARD PRYOR,AARON PRYOR,BILLY PRYOR,TOWN PRYER CRYER,BUDDY HACKETT,ALAN KING,MILTON BERLE AND GEORGE BURNS AND RODNEY DANGEFIELD-OWITZ+ NON TALENTED PEEPS ETC,ETC,ETC...--WELCOME ALL TO THE NEVER ENDING MYSPACE PAGE AND ALSO MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER SIGHT(D BARCAN)FOR MUCH MORE UP-TO-DATE HUMOUR,STORIES ETC...THIS IS THE CELEBRATION OF THE GENTILE SIGHT!(NOT THE CELEBRATION OF THE LIZARD BY THAT DUMB-ASS)...BASICALLY I FEEL LIKE THAT ONE WHITE PERSON WHOS ASKED TO COME UP ON STAGE AND DANCE AWKWARDLY WITH REAL BLACK DANCERS WHO REALLY CAN DANCE AND THEN YOU SEE THIS ONE WHITE YENTER CLAPPING OUT OF TIME AND DANCING LIKE A WHALE IN HEAT OUT OF TIME,BASICALLY A "CRACKER GONE WILD"...ANYWAYS...WELL DONT BE CHEAP ALL AND PASS AROUND THE HAT FOR ME-- HAHA...ANYWAYS--LETS GET IT ALL GOING-NOW:::ATTENTION ALL :::ANGELINE JOLIE AND ANY HOT FEMALES(SUPERMODELS A+) WILL YOU PLEASE ADOPT ME A-SAP???ATTENTION:::::::: CNN OR CBS OR CBN OR SOMEONE PLAINLY ON A CB RADIO, PLEASE TELL ALL MUSIC AND COMIC RELATED PRESS RELATED,TV TRANSLATED--MOJO MUSIC MAGAZINE,UNCUT MUSIC MAGAZINE,CLASSIC ROCK MAGAZINE, THE GENTILE MUSIC WEEKLY,THE WAY OUT AND WACKY CHRISTIAN GENTILE SCIENCE MONITOR MAGZINES,SCIENCE BRAIN WEEKLY,SCIENCE MAGAZINES,ALL ZINES,THE WORLD GENTILE REPORT MAGAZINE,THE GERMANIC DAILY NEWSPAPER,THE MIDDLE EASTERN EXPRESS OF FEAR MONTHLY,THE JEWISH IMPROPER AT TIMES STANDARD NEWSPAPER,ALSO THE MAGAZINE THAT DOESNT WANT TO PUT GENTILE YENTERS LIKE MADONNA ON THEIR MAGAZINE COVER"WHY MADONNA IS HOT(or cool,luke warm,steaming,cold,freezing,sizzling,a dog in heat,muchly heated or whatever basically the US NEWS AND WORLD GENTILE AND NON GENTILE REPORT is-OR SOMETHING MAGAZINE),P.S. SORRY FOR THIS NEWSBREAK BUT SPELL CHECK KEEPS GETTING MY F-KING WORDS WRONG AND MESSED UP--F-K THEM:::EXAMPLE FOR TUCKUS--MY CHOICES WERE TUCK US(2 SEPARATE WORDS) AND RUCKUS,FOR ZINES(I HAD SINES DINES TINES YINES LINES AND NINES--F-KING DUMBIES+JERKS I AM PISSED RIGHT NOW AND I FEEL LIKE UGLY BETTY("AKA "AUNT BETTY" MORE AKA" TOM PETTY(TOM PETTY AND AUNT BETTY ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON AKA"AUNT BEETY BRAINS"--(STAY TUNED:-)THAT 6 STRINGER WITH THE WEIRD GLASSES--NO YOUR NOT JOHN LENNON OR JACK LEMMON OR ROGER MCGUINN OR TONY RANDALL(OR EVEN A SUPREME BLOND UGLY MOVIE STAR LIKE THE MALE VERSION OF CINDERELLA("AKA JOHN BON JOVI")::EXCUSE ME FOR THIS GENTILE INTERRUPTION::: LIKE EVERY OTHER ARTIST OUT THERE--TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS ARE PLAYING THE SUPER BOWL OR THE AKA" TOILET BOWL"P.S. WHICH REMINDS I HAVE A GIG IN A TOLIET BOWL THE SAME DAY AS THE SUPERBOWL--BUT THESE COLLEGE GIRLS CAN WEAR YOU OUT BIG TIME--ANYWAYS CALL ME-- BIG DADDY--AND GIRLS,EXCUSE ME ALL LISTEN--- BASICALLY MY GIG IS IN THE AKA" PUBLIC GAS STATION rock and roll venue-IN A RESTROOM STALL-I 'M SINGING TO THE WALL-ITS MY CARNEGIE HALL-MY GUITAR ON CALL-WITHOUT LUCILLE BALL-NOR WILL I CRAWL-BECAUSE IM WAY TOO TALL--TO STAND OR FALL--GOT A PHONE YOU ALL? THEN PLEASE CALL--CALL THE CHURCH POLICE DIRECT OR ASK SOME RUSSIAN BABES FOR DIRECTIONS TAKE THE D.I. AND MOVE THE E.R. AND WHAT DOES THAT SPELL???--ERECTIONS---WOMEN--ITS MY BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR TO SCORE WITH THE BABES-WHILE THEIR DUMBO HUSBANDS WATCH THE DUMB ASS SUPER BOWL(DEPENDING ON WHOS PLAYING THAT IS--IF SEATTLE IS IN THEN COOL OR EVEN MIAMI,GIANTS OR EAGLES COOL...GREENBAY-NEW ENGLAND-- MAYBE ALSO)---ANYWAYS IN SHORT::: THE SAME DAY I HAVE A GIG IN A TOILET LIKE HALL LIKE CONCERT LIKE VENUE WITH ME,MYSELF AND HER WHAT A VENUE ???BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING IF THE SUPERBOWL IS NOT BEING PLAYED BY THE SEAHAWKS OR GIANTS OR DOLPHINS- BASICALLY IN 2008-THEN THAT SUCKS! IF SEATTLE OR THE GIANTS AINT PLAYING IN IT THIS YEAR OR NEXT THEN ITS ALL A RUBBISH BOWL TO ME OR CALL IT "THE RUBBISH BOWEL" OR I WILL CALL MY DEAREST OF FRIENDS THE GREAT DUBAI AZIZ--MY MAKE BELIEVE FRIEND--or my right hand as is more commonly known--AND party with the babes-virtual reality style:::WAIT JUMPING GENTILES I JUST FORGOT SOMETHING,HEY YOU ALL OUT THERE-WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?REALLY?ARE YOU SURE?OK COOL-ANYWAYS WHAT WAS I SAYING-OH YEA I AM ANGRY WITH MY RIGHT HAND FOR SOME REASON???-------ANYWAYS LIKE THE OUT OF PRINT BOOK THAT MADONNA PUT OUT IN THE EARLY 1990'S HER NON BRILLIANT BOOK WITH ALL THOSE GENTILE PICTURES OF HER AND WILD ANIMALS IN PROVOCATIVE POSITIONS GOING CONDO ON EACH OTHERS TUCKUS-I FEEL WILD TODAY//p.s. Madonna your like a hairy gorilla gentile in heat 24/7(nice arms yuck) and no offense to any gorillas out there that might be reading this or anyone listening as i open up my non gentile mouth-zini-oni.....P.S. I AM CURRENTLY KNOCKING OUT THE GENTILE COMIC MENTAL POWER SUPPLY YOU ALL HAVE(in your pee-wee "aka" pee brains)-YOU ALL AT SOME POINT IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE WILL START LAUGHING FOR NO REASON AT ALL FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT:::ATTENTION--- ALL AMERICA THINK OF ME DAN BARCAN AFTER GEORGE WASHINGTON(CARVER)JOHN ADAMS(DON ADAMS)-p.s. paul giammatti damn good actor you are but your also very italian to be playing that role of john adams??whats next woody allen and the israeli choir playing the james madison life story and times(and people around him??(ok right now i'm talking like an italian john adams using my popeye meets regis phelbin meets Godfather combination voice...where is my friggin staff everyone?i m pissing like a racehorse in gentile heat and i think i have to go to the toilet at the approximate time and jeez betsy,martha or waddeva da f-k my wifes name is??i'm sh-ting canoli's?who gave me the shells and bad seafood,i'm crapping like a banshee in non heat..damn and thats not enough i have to deal with---well in short i have a friggin son thats an alcohalic--and Thomas Jefferson is always one step away from kicking my friggin gentile tuckus-zini-oni and my ass!(i feel like an italian record company president knowing theres a little devious jew waiting to take my gentile place a-sap!) ok back to are prezzies--aka "male lezzies"-THOMAS"MR".JEFFERSON,DAN BARCAN,JOHN QUINCY ADAMS,JAMES MONROE,NOT LINCOLN--I WOULD SHOOT HIM IN HIS G-Y OR GOY ASS(ONLY KIDDING LINCOLN RULED!SORRY ABRAHAM(P.S. WOW FOR A BEARDED GENTILE YOU SURE LOOK LIKE A JEW IN HEAT ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT?? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ALL GOYS AND G-YS ARE NOT ASSES JUST MOST OF THEM--(SORRY AGAIN LINCOLN but i apologize to all peoples asses --literally their asses!(THATS MARY LINCOLN OR ANY WACK JOB NAMED LINCOLN IN MIDDLE AMERICA OUT THERE SOMEWHERE--ONLY JOKING-- YOU ALL RULE AND EVERYONE RULES ACTUALLY--YOUR ALL GREAT!))----NOW BACK TO MY REGULAR DAN BARCAN PROGRAMMING...HEY--TIME,NEWSWEEK,THE NEW YORK TIMES,LONDON TIMES,NY POST AND DAILY NEWS AND ALL GENIUS AND GENTILE LIKE DUMMY NEWSPAPERS(LIKE THE POST AND NEWS IN NY) MORE NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES AND ANY MUSIC MAGAZINE THAT IS NORMAL OR UN NORMALLY WRITTEN COMPLETELY BY GENTILE OR NON GENTILE HANDS IN INK PEN(ENGLISH,UK,AUSTRALIAN,NEW ZEALAND,CANADIAN A+ALSO MIDDLE AMERICA I GOT YOUR GENTILE BACKS!BECAUSE PEOPLE-- ITS TIME TO GRACE MY SEXY PRESCIENCE ON YOUR GENTILE FRONT COVERS OF YOUR GENTILE MAGAZINES,,, (OR EVEN COMICAL MAGAZINES-MAD MAGAZINE-NATIONAL LAMPOON MAGAZINE(IF YOUR STILL AROUND))OR ALL OF THE ABOVE MAGAZINE S HAVE ME ADOPTED A-SAP BY PEEPS WHO CAN GET ME ON SOME COOL ROCK MAGAZINE COVERS(NOT IN THE COVERS-THATS A DIFFERENT BALLFIELD AND I DONT WANT TO BE THE PITCHER OR CATCHER BUT EVEN STILL PETE TOWNSHEND AND ROGER DALTREY CAN ADOPT ME(THEY ARE A LOVELY COUPLE-50 YEARS PLUS AND GOING STRONG AND THEY CAN BOTH DEFINETLY PASS AS UGLY FEMALES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK FOR SURE(OLD UGLY ONES NONETHELESS ---AKA"UGLY BROADS"more aka" air supply the group of their generation(roger and pete)-info-commmercials roger and air supply paid advertising )p.s. who's the woman and who's the man?yuck next question:::forget that last one-i'm honestly getting violently ill at the moment:::please give me those ray charles/stevie wonder sunglasses and ear plugs at all times-(around you both)---dave davies,david bowie,david byrne and any other wack job or strange person out there named david--i have to ask all 3 of you daves arent those cats strange???!!!-- dave,david and david!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww wait a second all::: i'm asking 3 mental cases if 2of the other mental cases are weird??yikes i need therapy a-sap--that is swedish lezbian therapy a-sap(i will dress like tootsie for all swedish female action of any kind)::::::NOW BACK TO ARE NORMAL OR UN-NORMAL PROGRAMMING:::"I'M FIXING A HOLE WHERE THE RAIN COMES IN AND STOPS MY MIND FROM WONDERING"---OH EXCUSE ME ALL I'M JUST SINGING A BEATLES SONG --(A SGT.PEPPER SONG) CALLED "FIXING A HOLE"("AKA THE SEXY INCOMPARABLE ANGELINE JOLIE LINCOLN TUNNEL BLUES SONG"ANYWAYS--"THE BUS IS 3 MILES NORTH OF THE DOONSBERRY ROAD AND THEY ARE HAVING A LOVELY TIME"(PAUL AND RINGO YOU GUYS RULE(JOHN AND GEORGE ALSO),RINGO YOUR COOL,"YOUR 1973 ALBUM RINGO IS ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME-NO JOKE" ACTUALLY,WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN OH YEA --MY UN-SCREEN PLAY CALLED A NON GENTILE IN VERY POSSIBLE HEAT AND DISTRESS-- JUST MAY BE COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ALL IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE AND POSSIBLY WRITTEN BY DAN BARCAN:::IMPORTANT INFO ALL:::-i'm sort of reporting live from bcc/rcnj colleges(possibly willlie p-or msu soon(aka-prison--meets mental institution(aka bergen pines south-on acid) on the north in bergen cty,new jersey(aka::: the united nations)--damm:::(Dont hurt me-dont mug me-dont touch me-i dont have any money on me -pleeze leave me alone gentile a-sap--,,,oh excuse me all-- i was just talking to a lovely foreign exchange student from vah kock tah land plus i'm juggling 350 languages currently-- anyone know how to speak or walk vah-kock-tah-ease ??actually i really love chatting all day with people who are talking to walls in Arabic who think we are all in poland and all on non-- acid)p.s.All-- i may be forced to go to temple/church soon--where else can i watch MY PEEPS reading and shouting out prayers at 100mph-then for the final encore MY PEEPS will be jumping up very high (make that extremely high)with dead chickens passing away left and right(aka a pearl bailey meets kfc/purdue festival of sorts except strictly kosher---thank you all for your non support and non time and halluluah a-sap:::p.s. are you all sure i'm not on a farm somewhere in schpill-kiss-land--HEY ALL- HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING ?JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW ITS HALF PAST A GENTILES TUCKUS NIGHT AT THE LOCAL HAPPY HOUR BAR (IN A BAR NEAR YOU A-SAP)... AND ALSO HALF PRICE GOY AND GOYA DRINKS-AT THE BLACK WHISTLE(WITHOUT PEEPS AND BROTHERS ACTUALLY WHISTLING) BUT WE ARE ALL OK-ALL OF US-AREN'T WE? RIGHT???AINT YOU ALL SWEDE??P.M.S. I MEAN-- P.S.--IF YOU ALL SEE ME DRESSED IN STRIPES--I'M NOT IMPERSONATING A ZEBRA OR GOING TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY WITH BARACK OBAMA---3 TO 5 YRS FOR JOKE SLAUGHTER-- FOR THE NAME OF MY NEW ALBUM IS CALLED I'M WITH WACKO AND I'M WITH SICKO(MEANING I HAVE TO WALK NEAR ALL PEEPS AND NON PEEPS FROM NEW JERSEY AND THEY ALL SMELL LIKE NEW JERSEY AND ARE ALL SICK-ASS-JAG-OFF-MEISTERS--THIS ALBUM IS FOR ALL PEEPS AND NON-PEEPS IN NJ(P.S. NEW YORK SMELLS WORSE-AND OTHER CITIES AND STATES WORSE---DOWN IN THE SOUTH JERSEY LIKE FLORIDA AND GEORGIA IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE AND WE CAN ALL HAVE FUN WATCHING BEAVERS EAT ARE JACKETS-----,SINCERELY DAN DB DB DANNY DB AND WONDER WHITE BREAD...............ATTENTION ALL::: BIGGER THOMAS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012....IF YOUR ALL WONDERING WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR 20 YEARS--::ANSWER::HIDING FROM GENTILES AND PRISON GUARDS NAMED BUBBA....IMPORTANT GENTILE MESSAGE:::LOOK OUT FOR FLAT JEWISH ASSES THOMPING AROUND AT A PLACE NEAR YOU A-SAP OR ANY PLACE FOR THAT MATTER???BUTT ITS OK-IT REALLY IS GENTILES AND NON GENTILES....P.S... I SHOP AT PEEPS ARE US!!!!! P.S. I MAY BE STARTING MY OWN VIDEO COMPANY- GONE WILD SERIES--- CALLED BULLDYKES GONE WILD A-SAP--EVEN GUEST APPEARANCES FROM ASIANS AND HATIANS...DB...p.s. bon jovi's next album is possibly rumored to be called retarted fake intellect-stay tuned all::: ive been told by a gentile that the only intelligent brain surgeons alive on this planet are Italian and polish peeps...more power to ya ...damm now I'm acting like an Asian gone wild...p.s. asians cannot drive for sh--t --they have no prefferal vision and they always drive right close to you at fast mph+p.s. make sure your car lights are turned on at all times(aka:::even in the day time a-sap) a-sap--they are very dangerous----ok not all but some ok--geez---my father working out at the local gym looks like a cross between a giraffe and a gorilla wearing a g-string--dad please get longer gym shorts for real::::::P.S. IMPORTANT LOOK OUT FOR HUGE GENTILE ASSES FLUMPING AROUND A-SAP AT A PLACE NEAR YOU A-SAP---P.S. THEY ARE ALSO V.I.P. IN THE THE FAT ASS+ FAT ARM CLUB+HONORABLE MENTION TO BEING IN THE EXTREME OBESITY CLUB...db...p.s. ANYONE FOR PEEPS GONE WILD WITH DEAD CHICKENS???MAYBE YOU MIGHT LIKE THE GOY+ GOYA EXPRESS GONE EXTREMELY WILD???ACTUALLY I KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WILL LIKE PEEPS GONE WILD WITH GOYA'S AND ASIANS???STILL NO???OK HOW ABOUT GENTILES GOING CONDO AND WILD OVER NON PEEPS???OK I'LL TRY Back later-THENUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED AND ALL HAVE JUST CALLED IS OUT OF SERVICE-PLEASE TRY THAT NUMBER AGAIN IF YOU STILL CANT GET THROUGH THEN GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC OR WANK OR WANKET YOURSELVES DUDES AND DUDESSES...DB....p.s. Leanord cohen the non goy for president in 2008....p.s. AUNT BETTY,WAIT I MEAN ROM RETTY,NO actually TOM PETTY FOR OVER-RATED MUSICiAN 2007 AWARD! IF YOUR ALL WONDERING WHY I DONT PLAY OUT AND DO COMEDY- -I DONT WANT TO PAY TEN DIFFERENT LAWYERS-ENTERTAINMENT,BUSINESS,ETC..ETC.. AND JOIN 10,000 DIFFERENT UNIONS TO BE FUNNY AND BE EXTORTED AND HAVE ALL MY MONEY TAKEN-FOR WHAT SO I CAN BE PUT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AS AN EXTRA IN A CAR WASH COMMERCIAL???HAHA-- NO THANKS PEEPS AND NON PEEP-ETTES!P.S. I WILL BE SPENDING ANOTHER EXCITING HOLIDAY WEEKEND WATCHING JEWS BE ANNOYING AND KAVETCHING AND PASSING A WAY!FOOTNOTE..MEMORIAL WEEKEND!???JULY 4TH COULD BE WORSE-I'LL BE WATCHING THE ELDERLY FIREWORKS DISPLAY COMING OUT THE ASS OF MY PEEPS AND PIZZANS-THEY DONT NEED FIREWORKS IN LITTLE ITALY-ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SIT ON THE FRIGGIN TOILET FOR A FRICKEN HOUR AND FORECRACKERS-M-80'S AND BOTTLE ROCKETS WILL BE PASSING OUT THEIR GENTILE ASSES AND TUCKUSES--P.S. I'LL PAY AN ADMISSION FOR THAT-DAMN YOU GUYS ARE BRAIN SEURGEONS ON THE TOILET!
Influences: ATTENTION ALL we need a cool REAL hip first white president team in the white house with no bull sh-t in 2008!(im doing my impression of allen right now as we speak---here it goes--this is allen talking"arent minorities weird","why do people have to speak like that""do you all hear me speaking weird""dont i speak clearly""i am running but also running towards the white house""for all i know it can be called the gentile black house""when i'm there it will be a white house verbally""do all you hear any ghetto in my delivery" "im taking my message to the people"not peeps"not o.g.'s"i want everyone to speak clearly like me"house"not the show house??? but my white house"("end of my impressions")Now back to are regular Dan bARCAN programming::: but hey all out there::: i also vote for ALLEN"BOOM BOOM PIANO"KEYS-ALLEN KEYS FOR PRESIDENT--TONY GWYNN(the baseball player) FOR VP--the reason im voting for them both is i want a white team in the white house that keeps theor promises and thats the promise of a hip house-a hip house-a white team with colour--if u all know what i mean! -HEY LISTEN ALL I'M A CELEBRITY WHO MAY BE NAMED MICK,BOB,EDDIE OR john,tom or john tom-- CLARABELLA OR SOMETHING OR SOME NAME and i'm someone WHO DOESNT WANTmy name TO BE DISTURBED EVEN BY COOL AND WELL INTENTIONED PEOPLE---WHO AM I??STAY TUNEd!!!!P.S. ANSWER:::--PLEASE SOMEONE DROP THESE CELEBRITIES IN NIGERIA, JAMAICA, OR AFRICA OR BANGLADESH OR DARFURS WORST NEIGHBORHOODS AND WITH A PINNED SIGN ON THEM STATING" I AM ME"I'M NOT YOU": AND I'M ALMOST THERE "AND HEY YOU ALL WANT TO CRY ME SOME TEARS FOR BEING A NEAR BILLIONAIR AND WINE ABOUT NAME RECOGNITION::: HEY ALSO YOU OVER THERE -ENGLAND I'M TALKING TO YOU DIRECTLY-- THE SUBWAY(THE COUNTRY) LISTEN I WANT YOU ENGLAND,USA,SCOTLAND,WALES,SWEDEN(never been) -- OR somebody or some gentile to buy me a non plane ticket to sweden-swedish babes),BERMUDA,BAHAMAS-TROPICAL Islands(ALL OF WHICH I CANT AFFORD,and havent been there- so buy me a ticket and what ever happened to charlene prickett??),LATIN AMERICAN BABES ,NEW ZEALAND(actually whites that seem to be kewl,i would love to go there sometime),CANADA(sometimes-(toronto is ok at times)montreal had my car stolen there years back-french fries--,AUSTRALIA( kewl but starting to get annoying-never been-they are like a cross between english-irish-germans)),SCANDANAVIAN COUNTRIES,amsterdam -keep the women forget the drugs-maybe a drink or 2,AFRICA,THE CARIBBEAN,EVEN THOUGH I DONT SMOKE AND DONT EVER DO DRUGS(believe it or not-never any) NEVER DID BUT DEFINTLY ACT LIKE I DO-SPECIAL PROPS TO JAMAICA -reggae music has always made feel like im on drugs without the side effects and limp erections.....Doctors that cure diseases,inventors,ben b franklin(aka benjamin"making banjamins" in the hood aka franklin),thomas edison,honest lawyers,...germany circa pre 1933 once in a blue moon post 1933 especially when dealing with record company people)P.S.::DAN BARCAN FUN FACT::WHAT MYSTERY STAR COULD THIS BE???::: "I ALREADY OWN ONE FOOTBALL TEAM BUT NOW I'M THINKING OF BUYING AN OVER 50 YEAR OLD FEMALE FOOTBALL TEAM(THEY ARE BIG AND DANGEROUS--JUST THINKING AHEAD FOLKS WE ALL NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS MYSTERY ROCK STAR WILL BUY ANOTHER FOOTBALL TEAM AND POSSIBLY SAY SOMETHING ALONG THAT LINE ASAP:::):::pearl river,ny(pearl bailey of its generation),all hot girls in texas////and more hot women::FUN FACT 2::YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL PEOPLE OBJECTIVELY--THEN REALIZE THEY ARE ALL FULL OF S---T:::P.S. FURTHUR REVUE(WHO HERE HAS EVER HAD A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND REALIZE THEY ARE FULL OF GENTILE BS BEFORE THEY FINISH OR START A GENTILE SENTENCE??ANY ONE OUT THERE RAISE YOUR GENTILE HANDZINIONI):(FUN FACT 3: I WONDER IF I CAN GET SOME OF THE MIDDLE AGE(S) LADIES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO- GO GO- DANCE IN A SENIOR CITIZEN HOME???(THE SENIORS WILL SAY I'M IN LOVE --- THEN DROP DEAD OF PLEASURE ITS ALL VERY EXCITING,THEN THE GO GO DANCERS WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY LIKE WOMEN IN GENERAL:::::: back to the record company peeps clive davis treated me like ann b davis for no reason at all and kept a book that i sent him to actually sign and told me to get lawyers etc...P.S... We interrupt these words for an emergency broad----cast--i was once asked to describe how i really felt about WOMEN FROM NEW JERSEY(U.S.A.)-- in 4 or 5 words or so and hear it goes ------ -ss officers+japs+guidettes+money/power whores who wear strap-ons-----oooops i think i ran over my 4 or 5 word limit but until we meet again-- soon-a-sap--- back to the regularly scheduled verbal rubbish----- LORIN michaels(lorin greene of his generation, alpo anyone?tommy "crazy elbows"mottala who seemed to only deal with basically doing nothing as far as signing new artists and sleeping a lot and getting laid all the time,doing disgusting things with beautiful models and making a billion dollars chilling out-bangin hot babes all the time 24/7,and your actually more like a rock star than most other peeps and how's that new record label doing? and your all right actually lol(i'm being nice), and come to think of it tommy by chance if you dont mind, would you happen to have or would you have room on your record label roster--or p.s. in plain english-- yo- you got a job you can give me?P.S. JOHN MEYER ANY REALATION TO OSCAR MEYER?P.S. NICE PICK UP DUDE --WOW YOU GOT JESSICA SIMPSON ON TOUR WITH YOU-ANY FRIENDS OF JESS THAT ARE SINGLE???(RIGHT ON- RIGHT BART -SIMPSON) GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER ARE GREAT 1ST PRESIDENT--THOMAS "MR"JEFFERSON,DAN "THE BEST"BARCAN,HARRY"TRICKY" TRUMAN,WINSTON"CHURCH BELLS" CHURCHILL,JOHN"AMSTERDAM" ADAMS,PEARL"BUCKWILD"BAILEY,ETHYL"MENICE" MERMAN,MINNI "POSTAGE STAMP"PEARL,WARREN G (aka the G-MEISTER-harding),LINCOLN,(thinkin like lincoln, but uncouth like james wilkes booth LOL WHATEVER-ok i at least tried--sorry i' m not as funny as you all......I'm famous for being obscure and ridiculed by non white and non black individuals those in between countries of strange gentileness of loserville...)P.S. WE ALL KNOW BLACK PEOPLE (AND BROTHERS ESPECIALLY) ARE JUST AS SMART AS ANYONE ELSE IF NOT SMARTER IN SOME AREAS --BUT PLEASE NEVER ASK A BROTHER FOR DIRECTIONS(EVEN-BROTHERS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ON THIS ONE)-oh yea-ight-you see-you go over here-i mean there-wait-actually its 2 blocks over that way- then make a left i mean a right then you take dat-yea-ight that road,ight now you got it-then you take the highway-i mean parkway till you get to that sign-i mean rest stop and keep going 500 miles=(BROTHERS I DID THAT AND ENDED UP IN HONKY-- VILLE CANADA(ALSO BUFFALO)-THANK YOU BROTHERS FOR THOSE AMAZING DIRECTIONS-I BECAME EVEN WHITER AFTER THOSE DIRECTIONS(honorable mention to puerto ricans+italians)--- more honorable mention to the jews+muslims+indians+asians+gypsy's+mexicans+chicano's+the polish+the irish+immigrants+the mentally-ill+wackos+sickos+weirdo's+poofs+jailers+drug addics+alcohalics+rocket scentists+brain surgeons+massage therapy+dentists+leppers+dwarfs+street gangs+all gangs+nazis+peace groups+hate groups+mental defects+the mentally ill+law enforcement+athletes+poets+musicians+artists+beat poets+german scentists+the government+comedians+songwriters+film directors+film writers+actors+doctors+hospitals+clergy+religion+playboy+pen thouse models+trailer park whitetrash+the jackson whites-(ROCK MUSIC--THE BEATLES+THE ROLLING STONES+THE KINKS+THE WHO+BOB DYLAN+ALICE COOPER+BAND+ELVIS COSTELLO+NICK LOWE+THE CLASH+THE RAMONES+LED ZEPPELIN+PINK FLOYD+KISS+ERIC BURDON+THE ANIMALS+big brother and the holding company+billy falcon+rose falcon+willie nile+richard heyman+robert christgau+bj thomas+bella abzug+skin heads+rolling stone magazine staff+jann wenner+poofs+politicans+michael jackson+the handicapped+landscapers+ann coulter+the grateful dead and its fans/deadheads+bill o'reily+the sick+the healthy+hippies+punks+myself----dan barcan+ also-----hey all those names i just mentioned-- dont we all rule--f-k everybody else:::)-P.S. A SHOUT OUT TO BIG FOOT-- IN CANADA-HE;S STILL LURKING SOMEWHERE I'M SURE-PROB IN BUFFALO GOING CONDO ON SOME HOT FEMALE GENTILE TUCKUS--))back to influences:::the lebovich telethon(OR HASSID TELETHON-the one that bob dylan =jammed on like 20 years ago,jerry lewis-dick clark-cassie kasseum when all 3 are not rude to people which can be quite rare,dean martin,joel osteen( a little fake but kewl)AND the old black guy who use to cohost cbn-kewl-what was his name??,TONY BLAIR,MARTIN LUTHER,PAT ROBERTSON(seems actually alright at times at least its not pat's fault or joel osteens fault most born again preachers are unstable wacko's),CBN,EDGAR ALLEN POE,BILL O'REILY(bill says things that closed minded people dont want to hear-so shut up once in awhile bill j/k lol),the riley faCTOR,BILL MAHER(so kewl forget about calling him liberal),REVERAND AL,reverand run,GEORGE BUSH SENIOR,ILL+ honorary nigga's+dope and fly+sick+and all straight up and out in out nigga's,you all rule...(AS IN GREAT brothers/rappers like ice T-the best ever/all honorary nigga's that saved real hip hop/rap for culture+street poets/run dmc,marly marl-droppin science,who ever wrOte "unity" a jamacan rAPPER, THE KING (kong) OF THE WORLD--RUSSEL SIMMONS(thanx for starting it all-hip hop mogul,AND making rap acceptable to us white folks/ bad russel on fat albert)jack russel,kim russel,ANITA russel bryant,(russel griffons-dogs-ARE KEWL ACTUALLY(joking-relax,-all hip hop of substance and fun,beasties,(you all can have eminiem-p.s. i'm the only white guy who can rap(AKA DANNY DAN-MY D.J NAME,)-when i want too, that's convincinG--HERE WE ALL GO-- LET ME ALL RAP AND STOP THIS TRAP AND DISS THIS CRAZY GENTILE CRAP--MY NAME IS DAN ,I'M NOT STAN AND I'M NOT TAN AND EMINIEM BELONGS IN THE GARBAGE CAN,I'M NOT A GUIDO AND NOT A CUBAN AND NOT VON-STUBEN ,I'M DEFINETLY BETTER LOOKING THEN STALIN OR RICK RUBEN,I'M HEAR TO RAP I'M HEAR TO ROLL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE BONO ON A STROLL-- BECUASE HES LIKE A TROLL,AND THE BOSS IS PETTY SO IS JEFF LYNNE- "AKA" HELEN REDDY- JUST LIKE KRUIGER FREDDY,SO THE MORAL TO THE STORY IS DONT TOUCH MY WATCH IF YOU WERE ALL KEWL I WOULD INVEST IN A SWATCH ,SO PLEASE ALL AVOID TOUCHING THE CHANNEL STOP PREJUDGING MY NON GENTILE MENTAL WACKJOB PANEL...DAMM POET I AM(right MR misery???...stephen king,,JOHN ASHCROFT,RICHARD ASHCROFT(the verve's lead singer),doctor king,malcolm x,INDEPENDENT THINKERS,mark the bird fydrich,all hot women,P.S. BRETT FARVE AND ROGER CLEMMONS EITHER STAY OR RETIRE-EVERY YEAR YOU GUYS ACT LIKE JEWISH GRANDMOTHERS ARE YOU COMING OR GOING STAYING OR LEAVING LOOKING OR GOING OR LEAVING AND STAYING-YOUR F---ING ANNOYING----ETC ETC ETC ETC???p.s if your all wondering whats wrong with me i got laid again(laid off--as in f.i. red ,,DAN BARCAN,Reggae music-Jimmy cliff,toots and the maytals,bob marley and family,third world,peter tosh,BUNNY' the kewl rabbit" WAILER,Bob Dylan, Beatles, Rolling Stones,The Who, The Kinks,The verve,cream,sly and the family stone,jimi hendrix,The free(paul rodgers),j geils band, the motorcity psychopathic complete unadulterated madman of crazed human kind-ted nugent,deep purple,rainbow,all richie blackmore projects/procal hareum/david letterman,jay boom boom aziz-leno,tom green,john eddie(the most underrated and best performer on the philly,jersey--let me introduce the world again to the great john eddie,dave mathews,earl the pearl monroe,walt frazier,joe frazier,george frazier(yankee)dubai frazier,gator(yankee)guidry frazier(they look alike),,,,muhammad ali,ken norton,joe louis,buster douglas,lenoxx lewis,real deal holyfield,joe theisman for president if i flunk out in 2008,the new york rangers,mark messier,phil esposito,bill lee,lou pinella,billy martin,donnie baseball,willie randolph,thurman,mike schmidt,joe morgan,ken griffey sr+jr,hank arron,willie mays,doctor j,ATTENTION::SORRY FOR THIS INTERRUPTION LOOK OUT FOR ALL PEEPS AND PEOPLE THAT HAVE ( F-B-G-S) FULL-BLOWN-GENTILE-SYNDROM:::BACK TO ARE KOSHER PROGRAMMING::::sandy koufax,steve carlton,tom seaver,broadway joe namath,jim zorn,terry bradshaw,lynn swan,john stallworth,mean joe greene,seattle seahawks,bob griese,paul warfield,nick buccocotti,larry czonka,jim kick,miami dolphins 72,73,85,mets,knicks,76ers,the giants, the eagles,the saints,michael kay,FOX SPORTS HALFTIME SHOW THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL TERRY BRADSHAW FOR PRESIDENT,HOWIE LONG(vice president-wait 4 more years for president-when terry finally cracks up big time-who knows maybe another boring countrymusic album in the works???))next time howie gets out of line we will make terry sing for him+everybody),JIMMY CRAZY legs JOHSON(its nice when you run fast and far from people who actually want to talk to you,(WHERE'S JAMES BROWN? maybe he's singing i feel good somewhere???))HBO FOOTBALL ALL STAFF BOB COSTAS,CHRIS COLLINGSWORTH,DAN MARINO,CHRIS CARTER,NBC FOOTBALL,BEST DAMMM SPORTS SHOW,JOHN SALLEY,THE GEEKY JEW,ROB (PARTY-- TOWN) DIBBLE,RODNEY PEETE,(rodney allen ripie of his generation--only joking)),P.S I'M HAVING A TOUGH TIME LATELY COUNTING WEIRDOS BACKWARDS--I THINK I WILL START WITH THE NUMBER 0 AT THE SAME TIME I'M EQUALLY HAVING A PROBLEM WITH COUNTING WORLD SCIENTIFIC SCIENTISTS THAT ARE COMPLETLY 100 PERCENT GERMANS AND POLISH PEEPS ALSO--OK I'LL START COUNTING JEWISH ATHLETES:P.S. WHAT I';M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS I'M HAVING PROBLEMS COUNTING JEWS+GERMANS BACKWARDS(AND FRONTWARDS ALSO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO CAN GIVE ME A HAND OR START CLAPPING FOR ME-THANK YOU ALL-YOU ARE ALL GENIUS AND FARM BUTT UGLY (AND BRITISH) ALL OF YOU???P.S. THE BUS--THE BUS IS 3 MILES OFF THE DOONSBERRY ROAD AND THEY ARE HAVING A LOVELY TIME-THEY ARE HAVING A LOVELY TIME/ I REMEMBER UNCLE JACK///P.S. ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE+STAFF SPENT YEARS DELIBERATING ABOUT THE BEST ALBUM OF THE 1980'S-WHAT DID THEY COME UP WITH?:::answer::: AN ALBUM THAT WAS RELEASED IN 1979-LONDON CALLING-by the CLASH:::NICE GOING GENIUS STAFF-YEA I REALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO REVIEW MY NEW ALBUM???ALSO ONE MORE 5 STAR ALBUM REVIEW FOR MICK JAGGER,NEIL YOUNG OR THE BOSS(AKA-- BIG DUMMY) AND I WILL BE PICKETING OUTSIDE JANN WENNERS BEDROOM--WITH FULL NUCLEAR REACTOR AMD RIOT GEAR-AND OXYGEN MASKS WITH PROTECTIVE SCIENTIFIC GLOVES-- ANYWAYS::::Also- you all ever see a white geezer in a photograph in a pic- they look like casper the frigin ghost and dark skin brothers i cant tell where you are in the pic-you look like backround look--:picasso,dali,van gough,rembrandt,william shakesphere,colin powell,DAN BARCAN,DUSTIN HOFFMAN,jack keroac,dick cavett,tom snyder,donald trump,bill gates,ALICE COOPER,vincent price,gregory peck,peter falk,steve mcqueen,mel gibson,paul lynne,Red foxx,larry david,david brenner,DON RICKLES,jackie mason,chevy chase,bill murray,monty python,faulty towers,john cleese,eric idle,michael palin,terry jones,graham chapman,elton john,billy joel,SNL,richard pryor,george wallace,chris rock,"mcgovern in 1972"(sorry george only joking you still rock),steven seagal,chuck norris,jackie chan,the three stooges,abbott and costello,black sabbath,ozzy osborne,stevie wonder,the jackson 5,marvin gaye,grand funk,andy warhol,the ramones,the clash,the jam,squeeze,wire,sham 69,the sex pistols,big audio dynamite,pearl jam,the system of down,rush,the guess who,golden earring,the grateful dead,neil young,cat stevens,james taylor,queen-brian may,wings,the velvet underground,kiss,aerosmith,the new york dolls,led zeppelin,pink floyd,syd barrett,david bowie,phillip glass,brian eno,roxy music,duran duran,devo,dire straits,elo,the faces,the black crows,the james gang,jethro tull,yes,oasis,john mellencamp,elvis costello,joe jackson,robert johnson,bb king,elmore james,MUDDY WATERS,DAN BARCAN,the seekers,woody guthrie,arlo guthrie,the weavers,peter paul and mary,richie havens,marshall crenshaw,the animals,eric burdon,war,the spinners,the temptations,the four tops,elvis presley,jerry lee lewis,little richard,richard lewis,chuck berry,jimmy rodgers,hank williams sr and jr,the eagles, Did i mention richard lewis and all my favorite fellow annoying jews-mel brooks dont ever quit you still got the shit)THIS JUST IN THE DAMM CLUB WHICH I DAN BARCAN HAVE STARTED(DAMM----MEANING --DRUNKS AGAINST MADD MOTHERS) IS MAKING PEACE WITH MADD-MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVERS AND PEACE AND GOOD WILL TO ALL::DONT DRIVE DRUNK OR WACKY OR STONED OR SCHLEPPY;;;second city,chicago white sox+cubs,...these are the top 300 people or so+ artists of all time- period-(.p.s. its like an easter egg hunt finding my new sayings).........and thousands of other great songwriters solo+bands and to all more recent bands(from the last decade or so) that remember songs and songwriting like THE STROKES and JET , KEEP ROCKING and then rock some more.............dan barcan....and for jeff lynne(of elo) and tom petty good conversation at the rock and roll hall of fame 2004,but why refuse to take a picture?tom petty walked away and was even worse,grow up mates your talent is far behind both of you,you can take springsteen with you,and form a new band called the "has been dinosaurs(your first album will be called living for 1976,when we all had talent...P.S. SPRINGSTEEN IS SONNY LISTON as i see it,retire,aspire,dont expire,live wire,and before i buy you a hairdryer,pretend your duffy dyer and retire,(SPRINGSTEEN IN ROUND 3)...enough speeches at the rock n roll hall of fame every year and give someone else a chance to speak::: THE BOSS-MAGICAL ROCK FLASH BACK MOMENT-YOU FrENCH KISSING aka" BUBBA"-I MEAN THE BIG MAN- CLARENCE CLEMMONS ON STAGE IN 1984- YEA I CANT CANT ENOUGH OF THAT yuck--more please-yuck--NOW I;M OFFICIALLY THROWING UP- YUCK-honestly that could be the grossest moment in rock history-barring my decsion on yentl-it could be a tie-EWWWWWWW-also the 4 earrings in each ear bruce they got to go-i should be your gentile fashion consultant-- women dont even wear that many hoops unless they are dancing through them like hopscotch- take bruce,bono mettalica,u2-- bono again (with u3-or u2 or u4),conan o'brien,max weinberg,justin timberlake,tom petty,greg brady, the asian guy from amerian idol sooki yacky and clay big voice aiken,ricki "tootsy"martin,justin " form a single b-line possy federline,and all loser award show people like the grammy's-let me play there, i will give it cred),...( have george martin and jeff lynne produce the project they will at least make it listenable for 1 minute or so... produce the project and form a band called heavy rubbish,your all annoying....peace out thank you all for your time...db.. aka...daniel the great barcan...dan barcan... p.s. Have i mentioned bill gates,paul allen( go seahawks been a fan since the inception of the team in 1976),donald trump,donald deuche,donald duck(very rich duck actually)howard stern(aka howard the duck a big ass beak of a nose),MARK CUBAN,RICHARD BRANSON AKA -THE KING OF THE WORLD(unless your a poof--or smoke fags(cigereetes in england)( than he would be defintly considered queen literally)please between the 8 of you donate enough money for me to record the greatest cd in rock history_best comedy ever+best actor ever-the tri fecta,triple crown,...thanks...db...P.S. Did someone named me once say if your a lighty your alrighty-- if your dark or black step the f-k back,only kidding-- brothers and sistas rule actually and asians for president in 2008...a brother once said to me whitey your alrighty and i said sir brotha for if your dark or if your black cut me some slack dont whack me in the back and i do what i can bubba is not my man but through and true you still rule cause soul and the toll is what matters most so i will fly to the west coast like casper the friggin ghost with my tail in the air and my non french derriere,waving above the sand,darky is da man,but lighty is sir alrighty and to me top flighty so send me on a wave like a solider i'll bathe and home to be home by nighty,cheers and everyone rules period!!!
Sounds Like: ATTENTION ALL::::I’M BREAKING DOWN THE HUMOUR ENZIMES IN GENTLE AND NON GENTILE PEEPS A-SAP:::ALSO NEWS BRIEF:::FOLKS:::SOMEONE HAS recently YELLED AT ME AT A COLLEGE CAMPUS--i believe A PROFESSOR or a male yenter in the music and arts department::to not ask him about music anymore???TO GET OFF HIS ASS IMMEDIETLY ??????AND LEAVE HIM ALONE??answer:::umm professor i’m not getting off in anyones ass,unless shes a she and a playboy or penthouse type model!but thanks anyways for the offer!!!p.s. Major news bulletin:::THE GREEK SQUAD ARE COMING AGAIN TO FIX MY COMPUTER...THEY HAVE THOSE WEIRD LITTLE CARS AND USUALLY ARE FLOWN IN VIA NON FIRST CLASS(COACH)FROM BEST BUYS OR CRAZY EDDIE OR SOMETHING OR ANOTHER...thanks lorin michaels"aka lorraine michaels... your like lee milies or lee michaels to me lorin-your a cockaroach!make sure lorin is laughing all????ALSO I HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION TO THE MEDIA A-SAP AND IT IS--- ARE BILLY JOEL AND JIM CRAMER THE SAME ANNOYING PERSON???STAY TUNED:::ALL-- but wait,what are you doing today?i mean later yea--(me) you(me)?all?what??what i say??LISTEN:::message to Bob DYLAN :::you said that PEOPLE DONT TAKE BUSES ANYOnRE (EXCEPT ME bob im DRAGGING AROUNd MY RECORDS ALL day+night+books OVER MANHATTAN MILES in my luggage bag contantly),p.s. bob people dont take busts and big boobed women anymore either for some dumb reason but i dont use that as a quotes to the press,but p.s. all these B WORds--here’s my statement to the press--BOOBS,BREASTS,BUSTY AND BUSTED D AND BUSES are we allc lear press and bob d?? getting my foe or info for you all??Now back to real talk about babes and boobs:::p.s. IVE BEEN TOLD I CANT TELL STRONG SIGNALS AND ADVANCES WHEN WOMEN ARE HITTING ON ME???P.S. IF THEY SIT ON MY FACE NAKED IS THAT GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION ALL???COOL I KNEW ENJOYED THAT WAY TOO MUCH AS AN OPENING LINE FOR DATING???--ALSO THIS JUST IN-- I’M A CORPORATE ARTIST WHO SELLS OUT A LOT AND PLAYS FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND PRETENDS I’M RICH OR WORKING CLASS(DEPENDING ON WHICH DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS--I’M HOMELESS FOR MAINLY SUITS AND TIES--I’VE MADE HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ALREADY AND THATS STILL NOT NOWHERE ENOUGH TO LIVE OFF OF --SO WHAT ROCK LEGEND OR LEGENDS --AM I----ANSWER:::MANY? A FEW?? OR ONE OR 2??? A GENTILE OR A JEW?BOTH??STAY TUNED!!! AND HEY ALL OUT THERE AND LISTEN UP GOYS-AND GOYA’S-I MAY BE SPENDING ANOTHER EXCITING HOLIDAY WEEKEND WATCHING ALL OF MY FELLOW JEWISH BROTHERS PERPETUALLY FALLING ASLEEP OF BOREDOM:::"yes i am a non gentile in occasional distress" A-SAP--NOW BACK TO ARE REGULAR NON GENTILE PROGRAMMING""but wait i’m overdosing on gentiles lately(meaning they are around me 24/7 and i’m not bev bevan):::HEY @---@Bob Dylan, Roger McGuinn, Ray Davies,(hey dave davies i gave you . like. 3 cd’s to listen to, did you ever actually?,your reminding me moRE---- and more of not a Davies but a davis like clive davis(the brutal record company dictator of my tribe)+betty davis(old hose bag actress)+angela davis(black female radical--they gave you coffee-they gave you tea-they gave you everything but the jailhouse key(J.L. 1972)+ann b davis(alice on the brady bunch)--but you still rule actually...neil young,keith richards,(aka-rene richards-a sex changed tennis player lol, and michael richards of his generation also lol--actually keith you rule and are my favorite rock star of all time and by far the kewlest along with mick jagger,bob dylan, john lennon,paul mccartney,george harrison,ray davies+dave davies+pete townshend+roger daltrey+jimmy page+robert plant+alice cooper and many thousands more......,p.s. i’ve played bars and clubs and street corners where insects completely pass away on the ceiling and over the trees falling down on me--insects said dude i’m out of here you can go eat out of more trash bags in london,while we pass away later,those mean insects,who call da men in blue+grey on me?damm roto rooter ala gentile enforcement---- ,every time i strum a chord):::true story in 2001 while playing guitar outside a lezbian festival in front of the cardiff castle in cardiff wales i had bars of soap thrown at me from the opposite street hotel from the castle by the visiting indian cricket baseball team from india-i almost became chicken tzunami those bastards-p.s. french people are like refined italians with pale-whiter skin...ee-ATTENTION:::WE ALL ADMIRE PIZZANS BECUASE THEY ARE THE COOLEST AND CLOSEST THING TO US WHITEY’S(WHITE PEOPLE) TO BE LIKE BLACK PEEPS AND PEOPLE::HEY PETE TOWNSHEND STOP FARTING IN ROGER DALTREY’S FACE EVERY NIGHT LIVE IN CONCERT OR IN THE HALLWAY BEFORE AND AFTER EACH SHOW::: I KNOW YOUR TALL AND HES MUCH SHORTER AND roger is ALSO A BLEACH BLOND AND very very DELICATE, BUT ITS STILL NOT RIGHT,AN UNPROVOKED POISON ASS GAS ATTACK LIKE THAT IS LIKE GERMAN KRAUT gas AND EXTREME GERMAN MUSTARD GAS likened IN WORLD WAR ONE, PLUS YOU COULD LITERALLY BOTTLE AND SELL THAT AS AN EXTREME ENEMY WEAPON, THATS HOW POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS PETE TOWSHEND AND POSSIBLY ROGER DALTREY ARE..THIS IS ALL NOT AMUSING NOR FUNNY AND I KNOW I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE DWARF POPULATION (HOPEFULLY) WHEN I SAY THERE ARE SCARY THINGS ABOUT YOU PETE THAT SCARE US ALL RATHER DEEPLY AND QUITE EMOTIONALLY AND PHYISICALLY,PLUS I’M MENTALLY PERMIATED AND EMOTIONALLY SCARRED BY PETE (AND EVEN ROGER, ZAK,SIMON,PINO DINO AND THE BUNNY RABBIT), PLUS I ALSO KNOW I SPEAK FOR ALL SHORTER PEEPS WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE SICK AND TIRED Of UNPROVOKED POISON ASS GAS ATTACKS"aka--" carbon monxide related danger but theres more smell"...P.S. BY MIRACLE CHANCE IF YOU BOTH FART AT THE SAMETIME ON EACH OTHER OR AT LEAST IN CLOSE PROXIMITY, -THAN THATS A RARE CASE OF DUELLING PLANETS ,ESPECIALLY IF YOUR IN TOILET STALLS NEXT TO EACH OTHER, IT WILL BE LIKE DUELLING PLANETS MEETS A FULL FIREWORKS SHOW--- FART EXPLOSION STYLE, THATS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SCENTIFIC COMBINATION OF GAS COMBUSTION ENGINES THAT COULD ALSO VERY QUICKLY BECOME SORT OF LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, BUT TO TELL YOU ALL OUT THERE THE TRUTH,,, --THIS IS OBVIOUSLY ALL NOT FUNNY,SO I’M PERSONALLY NOT LETTING YOU LAUGH AT ANY GENTILE TIME DURING THE CRUCKS OF THIS UNDIGESTABLE DIALOGUE......BUT THIS IS STILL probabaly all fun AND AMUSING to PETE but not myself me myself and I......NEWS BRIEF TALLER MUSICANS DO NOT DARE FART ON BILLY JOEL OR JOHN BON JOVI OR ANY DWARF IN NEAR PROXIMTY OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER OR MOST IMPORTANTLY BONO’S(AKA- MOTHER THERESA) FACE EITHER-ALTHOUGH IT COULD POSSIBLY IMPROVE HIS LOOKS...BUTT ANYWAYS FOR REAL...) ALL... Lou Reed, Warren Zevon, Nick Lowe, Elvis Costello,jimmy buffet,graham parker,mathew sweet,rod stewart,ronnie wood,chris robinson,nils lofgren,steve marriot,bruce springsteen( before 1987--- tunnel of love-- nice title steal from dire straits bruce--but dire straits was a masterpiece(Making movies) tunnel of love was crap bruce like every album since born in the usa...your next album should be called bored in the usa,or making a living off of fooling the public--most of your fans should be more clever)plus we could get into many many many other topics-being the professional i am and the clean gentile way i conduct myself- i wont-plus your extremely delicate and over-sensetive--hello brotha--its gentile man me,myself and i and i am sick and tired of people who are sick and tired of people who are sick and tired,just because i’m sick or just becuase i’m tired does not mean i’m sick and tired,so stop saying i’m sick and tired let the people who are really sick and tired stay sick and tired......ewww... in round 5--no more boss jive-actually i’m mentally permiated from da old live shows-when you use to look like cat stevens(and copy him lol)and van morrison in 1973-da shows ruled-NEWS QUICK FLASH:::bob dylan if somehow your reading this listening or watching this or acting slightly cross eyed yourself then here this and hear me out-- we have to give bruce some credit immedietly or some asap positive vibes or he will sick the most scary person on this earthly planet and you all know including steven(one of your 100 names--who that is--- i’m not even joking he doesnt play around folks(i;’m saying goodbye to my next of kin before i even finish this sentence) the true undisputed marlon brando of are time everyone ---- little steven--(aka --the human pitbull machine)(aka miami steve.aka steve aka stevie v aka steve soul train van zimmowitz aka steve vandeermear like the pitcher johnny vandearmear+ aka steve silvio,and of course steve van mosha heif-itz after me asap--extrememly dangerous, that will be like getting attacked by the male version of sybill and all her dangerous personalties and various names all at once or it would be like getting completley mauled by a school full of crazed pittbulls or pirhanas or at least a defective g.i. joe doll,and this is defintely not a laughing situation and from his looks alone i would be a gone-err,, thats how ugly he is-japanese look and instant zap tech-neaks--"aka " ah-lah-(extreme gentile-chinese water torture...(mental only that is) and the technical medical term is instantaneous molecule blitzkrieging ///(worse than even what the wise guys use) by just looking at somebody cross eyed then clapping your hands walking backwards and dancing to a stupid dumb ass phil spector produced song and then the victim-me in this case--or someone else that crosses you or anyone within 5 million yards of you will be vaporized like hiroshima and vanish the wrong way completely-- will totally expire for days-without even washing themselves first, and you can even pass away soon thereafter,,-its actually scary,steve dont mess up a good thing thats an extra important skill to have and i’m personally proud of you that you have that skill and extremely thankful-- back to you again,,steve aka "crazy hands""no freedom "no compromise"van z(crazy enough ,i’m not particularLY scared of any of the sopranos(who ever they are)--but steve you could hurt the family,so i’m limiting my rhetoric with you--i will keep my comments short and brief and make sure i watch+wash myself quite closely and specially+-steve your great-are you happy now??-- but one damm ugly nutter lol j/k(but you still rule in my book...dont tell anyone but your my second favorite artist(in a tie with southside+old blue eyes+lionel hampton+thomas edison+ginzoo dubai aziz also... -I’M FIRST-actually I’M my first favorite)+southside johnny is a close second with george thesis third and thesis george 4th and john bonjovi and band 5th(AKA COUNT THE YEARS BACKWARDS LIVE-WHILE WAVING YOUR HAND LIKE CINDERLLA AND VANNA WHITE,YOUR VERY IMPRESSIVE JOHN+VERY DOPE AND KEWL+ANYONE WANT TO BUY THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE OR PURCHASE A HAND FULL OF SAND FROM THE SLIMEY SECTION OF THE NEW JERSEY SHORE?? +the boss rounds out the caboose section in the back of this funky soul train at 6th(no pun intended i dont think the cover of born in the usa is particularly funny bruce,couldnt you at least put a female ass on the cover(i’ll even take bella abzug over your butt,oh well i guess your band and mgmt team+record company thought that was your best pic and most similar to your high school yearbook pic and also very classy i must say,anyways now i feel like offically throwing up, now back to the little indian sorry i meant little anthony, nope i meant dubai aziz, actually i mean little steven...... plus your new record label better be good,i’m sure you will sign many overrated sucky bar bands that you enjoy (and only you)..., and bands that play the pink and whistle bars+small clubs a lot, insects wll be expiring from all that excitement which we all cant wait another minute for --and please NEWS BULLETIN: everyone PLEASE buy Little stevens great re-issued albums asap before people get hurt+pass away+or simply start spelling things backwards perpetually starting with the letter z, or of course we may get stuffed rats and stuffed humans in are turkey made via in a compactor for christmas(pleaase somebody help me spell better...Is compactor spelled correctly?)--plus you could hurt somebody...the next rocky or a gentile schlocky you all make the call(i’m calling a shrink asap right now---yikesssssssss---and rocky turns 60 you must going at 160 thats mph of dagger looks...(Anyways the boss,miami,howard stern your all honorary peeps or my peeps etc etc plus if we all hung out i would be massivly overdosing on my peeps(meaning hanging out at one time with too many people that look too jewish at one time) and you all could all be possibly be mistaken for the hassidim sect with the right fake beards-they have the noses+height+annoyingness and baldness etc,,,,so i will kindly keep my distance and not even mention phil spector’s name p.s. The reason-- i have so much gaS is germans stuck gas hoes i mean hoses up my gentile tuckus" "i’m not being censored right now"-please everyone go along with this and once again repeat after me -"i’m not being censored" everything is fine,everything is great,everything is even peachy-just awesome(i’m sure nobody can read into other situation-wink wink--oink-oink-and oink aint even kosher) thank you all...SORRY TO RAIN ON ANYONE’S PARADE BUT THERES ONLY ONE BOSS FROM NEW JERSEY-THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD FRANK SINATRA.....NEWS bulletin--Phil spector( aka bubbette in prison) i will not ever work with you in a studio so dont waste your time ,so when you get out of the pencil saw-slammer-bubba prison gates--please ask steven(aka pitbull) or bruce(in round 3) to work with you -or you can throw THE GREAT PRETTY POET (aka poe)BOB dylan in the studio for 4 first round draft choices),joe walsh,tom petty-(horrible now- if you have to listen ,,then listen to his music from last century)ann coulter(the psychopathic conservative queen actually she likes the grateful dead so she’s ok in my book(and prob other kewl bands)+anyone that’s not a liberal is not that bad actually--minus some annoying republicans--like rush L,reagan,cheney,rumsfeld,connie(all annoying)But jimmy caRter is more annoying then all those people combined americas worst president..,,,,, also hi to george thesis-steel mill(wherever you are-p.s. are you invisible???i want your molecules to come back right now immedietly thats an order from THE gentile republic of china-witz...),plus a shout out to-vinnie mad dog,david sancious,suki lavov,ernest boom carter-please rejoin e-street-they completly suck now- plus i know he’s great but please take the professor with you+ and also the wineyberg+and even john landau+mike appel they are annoying)can patti watch from the side of the stage-sorry yoko)...and most of all myself,me,and I,DAN BARCAN--I SOUND LIKE ME...and for jeff lynne(of elo) and tom petty good conversation at the rock and roll hall of fame 2004,but why refuse to take a picture?tom petty walked away and was even worse,grow up mates your talent is far behind both of you,you can take springsteen with you,and form a new band called the "has been dinosaurs(your first album will be called living for 1976,when we all had talent...P.S. SPRINGSTEEN IS SONNY LISTON as i see it,retire,aspire,dont expire,live wire,and before i buy you a hairdryer,pretend your duffy dyer and retire,(SPRINGSTEEN IN ROUND 3)...BRUCE YOU COULD BE AS SHORT AS 5 FOOT 5 AND THATS NO WHITE MAN’S JIVE,YOU COULD BE A WINNER WITH ALL YOUR FANCY BOOTS,I COULD BE RIGHT NOW READING A BIOGRAPHY OR READING THE BOOK ROOTS--IF I WAS BLACK YOU COULD BE A SHORT GURILLA,ITS LIKE THE NEW THRILLA IN MANILLA(BUT NOW ITS NEW JERSEY lol)(.P.S . COMPARED TO TOM PETTY YOUR KEWL,HES A HILL BILLY DUMB ASS--DUH--14TH RATE JOHN LENNON(AND THATS INCLUDING TRIBUTE BAND JOHN LENNON’S) THEN AGAIN BOSS YOUR A 4TH RATE DYLAN(you gained boss from-- 14 to 4 on my top 40--cassie kasseum is counting them down...) and JEFF LYNNE YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED BY THE ALBANIAN CHURCH POLICE FOR OUT AND OUT SONG SLAUGHTER AND PUT BEHIND BARS WITH BUBBA JOHNSON AND THE WACK JOB BOYS LOL...team in 1976),donald trump,donald deuche,donald duck(very rich duck actually)howard stern(aka howard the duck a big ass beak of a nose),please between the 6 of you donate enough money for me to record the greatest cd in rock history_best comedy ever+best actor ever-the tri fecta,triple crown,...thanks... p.s. ewwwwwwwww, this is all dedicated to human fog horn nose the greatest king or queen on the planet(aka- a man in a purple dress-aka its hard its very very hard" aka-pete townshend(or roger townshend-a humanoid combination of both roger daltry and pete townshend...please have your next cd have no original members just call it NOWHO...DB...p.s. my props go out to short people under 5ft7 feet tall make that under 5ft6(most of the entertainment business) someone who’s a good fighter is sitting next to me who can kick my ass-ad...,i definetly hear you all when you say that you are sick and tired of tall people farting in your face every five seconds...db...p.s. most IMPORTANT most of you are all flies and specs of dust when it really comes down to it- no joking for a minute- seriously-because its all really all about ---GOD,JESUS,MOSES,MUHAMMAD,BUDDA,MOTHER MARY,ABRAHAM,ISSAC,JACOB---, after all that--- now lets have some wit---...(and honorary mention for-MOTHER TERESA,THE POPE(sometimes)(+honoray mention to YUSIF ISLAM(best comeback religious figure+ album,, in a semi starring role)(aka cat stevens)...db...P.S. GANDHI was a greatman also-but slighly annoying at times,dali mama i mean lama is aweosme also,salvador dali,christopher columbus honorary mention)...thanks all.....p.s. and the award for best new hero in a limited role goes to angeline jolie for most adopted babies in heated+ extreme and brutal conditions and thats for gold and silver awards (with madona and brad pitt of course taking the gentile bronze statue of annoying-ness awards in a semi tie(like the won that you wear with a dress shirt actually/which can go alongside a tie goes to the runner situation like in baseball, and also in my gentile awards which of course madonna would be the runner and brad the defensive non aggresor and of course in that case madonna of course delightfully could be on boring dumb ass strap-on cruise control......peace ya’all...you all rule,everyone reading this now rules,you rock and i’m a fan of you and yours all of you......db...p.s. ALL TIME BLACK CAT-LEAD SINGER VOCALS OF THE SPINNERS-- PHILLIP WYNNE-BEST VOCALIST PERIOD...MUDDY WATERS BEST ENERGY IN HIS SONGS-OK-- A TIE...p.s. (if a war ever brakes out somewhere- my peeps can always out smell the opposition) p.s. its almost grammy and oscar time for most adoptions in a single year///taken in 3 place standings ,madonna (wins the RUNNER UP-- silver dildo award) brad pitt( honorable mention bronze-- man taking a piss statue) and the winner coming in on a split decision -judge dan db the second scores 137 to 136(madonna) judge daniel db scores 138 to 133 (angeline jolie) judge daniel"the definite"db barker-meister scores the bout 139 to 138 and still champion of the world ANGELINEEEEE--JOLIEEEEEEE--retaining her world championship IN complete unadulterated domination belt(Any chance angie that i could ever sort of watch you solo ??-you still look quite nice,and i will never turn down a bath request with just the 2 of us angie,I Have so much to learn about your wealthy society and kindness to all sorts poor,unpoor,working class,middle class,upper middle class ,rich etc, and all your hard work and your many million charity organizations and such ahrd work and amazing efforts and all the good you do for the world,wait i actually feel gentile again thanks angie,,,--oh excuse me,sorry all uh i was just actually going to read the newspaper and have some tea???NEWS BULLETIN ANGIE WILL YOU ADOPT ME???I’M GOOD WITH GADGETS,DRESSING WARMLY,QUITE ASTUTE TO EATING EVERY MEAL,WASH MYSELF REGULARLY(unlike-- the boss),DONT NEED TO BE WALKED OR DIAPER TRAINED AND COME HOME EARLY EVERY NIGHT!!!THIS JUST IN--ANGELINE WILL ALSO RECEIVE A LIFETIME AWARD FOR THE ARMY OF CHILDREN SHE WILL SOON ADOPT IN THE NEAR-- MAKE THAT VERY NEAR- FUTURE...db P.S. I JUST READ IN THE NEWSPAPER NO JOKE THAT THIS ITALIAN GUY GOT ARRESTED FOR SCREWING A CORPSE IN A MORGUE--NO JOKE--BUT SERIOUSLY--HEY I LIKE YOU GUYS(ITALIANS) BUT I THINK THIS ONE TIME(LIKE ALWAYS) YOU MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TOO OVER -SEXED(WHAT ELSE IS NEW??),BUT I AM CURRENTLY HIDING MY STUFFED ANIMALS FROM YOU ALL!P.S. IS DOMINGO GETTING IS OWN SHOW YET ON MTV?OR THE S-E-X CHANNEL??STAY TUNED!--P.S. STICK TO WHAT YOU GUYS DO BEST-WACKING PEOPLE AND BREAKING KNEEE CAPS!:::NOW BACK TO MY STUFFED ANIMALS THEY COULD BE NEXT!(R.JOHNSON,M.WATERS GUTHRIE+DYLAN+LENNON+JAGGER+ R.DAVIES+R. MCGUIN+E.BURDON+P.TOWNSHEND+S.BARRETT+R.PLANT+JIMMY CLIFF,TOOTS HIBERT+J.STRUMMER+M.JONES+PAUL WELLER+J.LYNDON+N.YOUNG+JERRY+BOB+SIMON+ART+JT+CAT+CAROLE K+THE KING+CHUCK B+CHUCK D+SLY+GEORGE C+BOOTSY WROTE THE BOOK OF ROCK+FUNK+POP(NOT BONO- THE HUMAN JAG OFF--OR DOCTOR LARS HATFIELD) AND ALL THEIR BAND MEMBERS. P.S A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MEDIA AND REALIZE HOW YOU ALL LOVE MY PRETTINESS(LIKE THE KING ,,MUHAMMAD ALI) AND SLICKNESS FOR ALL OF THE WORLD TO SEE AND HEAR+THE NEW YORK TIMES+CNN+LONDON TIMES+LA TIMES EVERYWHERE-- I KNOW YOU ALL CANT WAIT TO WRITE ARTICLES ON MYSELF AND BRING MY BEAUTY FOR ALL THROUGOHT THE WESTERN HEMPISHERE MY SONGS+ MY HUMOUR+MY MIND--PURE BEAUTY..........excuse me ARE YOU SERIOUS?? WAKE UP ALL i’m still talking here and here we go again(WE HAVE TO INTERRUPT THESE WORDS OF BROADCAST---- THIS JUST IN ---EDDIE MURPHY IS ALRIGHT FOR NOW( but get back to me all in few weeks ya-all-if i’m on the male version of the rag i will let you all know if i see gentile-az-ation- until now peace ya-all----back to the boring ramblers-- i hate people that go on too long verbally with to much words--- bruce boss’AKA overated big mouth(along with bono vox-that ugly short big nose foreginer-i’ll buy you a one way ticket to berlin,dublin,crackhouse poland anywhere- just name the place-one way only ticket-with no strings and no kissing you goodbye and i dont go that way sorry-believe it or not i may be wacky but the last time i checked i was straight including now(thank god for that--although the other way i would never have to stay home on a friday night or sat night--but getting goosed with the equivalent of a 10 by 4 does not sound fun in the least and vise versa is just as bad-plus the only holes you can all get from me all are my ears, eyes and nose( no mouth, no ass ,no hands, no hair,no back,no chest,no face,no legs,no tongue-- just ears ,eyes and nose period lol.......... and anyways i only do blow up dolls with the air taken out of them with real lipstick on them--lol--j/k--- i really feel sorry for rick rubin your producer and the entire band genuinely--edge(my honorary nigga- jewish brother in law-aka mosha heifitz the second)+adam+larry your all extremely decent courageous people),enough speeches at the rock n roll hall of fame every year and give someone else a chance to speak, take mettalica,u2-- bono,conan o’brien,max weinberg,(p.s. we can replace max with" bozo the clown and i’m sure no one intelligent will know the difference"--just set up a drum machine under conan’s desk and let it fly loud and clear,in his case ...(p.s. your damm record label had to fold exactly when i was ready to give you my demo- you dumb ass)NEWS BULLETIN-AFTER THIS POINT I’M NOT LETTING ANYONE LAUGH--DONT EVEN CONSIDER LAUGHING-,justin timberlake,tom petty,greg brady, the asian guy from amerian idol sooki yacky and clay big voice aiken,ricki"tootsy" martin,kevin"form a single b-line possy federline" and all other loser award show people like the grammy peeeps and-have george martin and jeff lynne produce the project so they will at least make it listenable for 1 minute or so... produce the project and form a band called heavy rubbish,your all annoying,P.S. springsteen,bono, george michael(aka the whammy king)and tom petty+jimmy durante(at least jimmy was kewl) have even bigger noses(when you annoy people your nose can possibly at times sort of keep on growing like the lovely weeds, sweet swamps,exotic landfills,polluted streams, pictue purfect pissed on rivers,garbage,bad smelling crap, cute chemical industrysmoked out highways,ghetto car jacking places,lovely toxic dump sights(thanks "ford" you rock) and extremely dead bodies that beautifully bless and grace are beautiful state of new jersey(p.s. a shout out to all in new jersey,,, especially the wierdos who run the meadowlands...
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