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"ANGELINE JOLIE PLEASE ADOPT ME A-SAP"DAN B SIGHT"

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MAJOR FLASH BULLETIN:::I am still hoping for the swedish female olympic volleyball,softball(aka jenny finch like babes) or swimming team to basically land in new jersey and invade are lovely state of New Jersey:::also::: i am CURRENTLY A MAJOR PROPONENT OF DWARF RIGHTS!!!(that also includes all people under 5ft7)(AND SHORT PEOPLES RIGHTS-"THE WHOLE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS IN GENERAL""OR I SHOULD SAY THE HOLE WITH AN H ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS")//THEY ARE ALL SURE LOVELY AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE,ROGER DALTREY,THE BOSS,BONO,PRINCE"AKA--THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS OR NOW KNOWN AS PRINCE MAY QUITE POSSIBLY AT SOMETIME-- BE PUTTING OUT A NEW ALBUM IN THE NEAR FUTURE CALLED "CRAP ON TOP OF MORE CRAP ON TOP OF EVEN MORE CRAP-MOST CRAPPY WITH 27 INSTRUMENTS PLAYED BY HIMSELF--CLIFFNOTE--I MAKE A BETTER NOISE OUT OF 7 CHORDS AND AM A MUCH BETTER SONGWRITER AND FAR DEEPER GUY IN GENERAL AND A BETTER VOCAL PHRASER(WHICH YOU WILL ALL HEAR QUITE SOON)...P.S. PRINCE ITS ALL REALLY ABOUT SLY STONE--GEORGE CLINTON(P-FUNK-PARLIEMENT,BOOTSY COLLINS,LARRY GRAHAM,JAMES BROWN--STEVIE WONDER-LITTLE RICHARD--RICHIE HAVENS--JIMI HENDRIX--SAM COOKE-OTIS REDDING--MICHAEL JACKSON(CIRCA 1968 TO 1993) AND OLD PRINCE CIRCA 1978-1998,tonight i'm going to party like its 1979,1989,or even 1999..p.s. sit the f-k back down and give the floor back to sly AND THE FAMILY stone the true KING of all(along with stevie wonder(not to even mention the white guys who can write circles around you like john lennon(RIP),bob dylan,ray davies,randy newman,warren zevon(RIP)graham parker etc.........",JOHN MELLENCAMP,JON BON JOVI AND TO ALL THE WONDERFUL BRILLIANT PEOPLE I MAY HAVE MISSED AND TO ESPECIALLY BILLY JOEL I MUST SAY THANKS FOR ALL YOU HAVE GIVEN TO THE DWARK AND DWARF POPULATIONS-- MR DWARFY--AKA "BILLY JOEL" I HONESTLY AM SORRY--WELL I MEAN"I'M SORRY"FOR YOU TO BE THAT SHORT,ANNOYING,GLOOMY AND UGLY IS JUST WAY TO MUCH FOR ONE DWARF TO GO THROUGH AND I AGREE ITS JUST NOT FAIR-- I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH----(ALTHOUGH BE POSITIVE BILLY YOU HAVE MADE LOTS OF MONEY AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL EX WIVES AND NEW WIVES,"A HOT TALENTED DAUGHTER"BUT ALL OF YOU DWARFS I KNOW WHEN YOU SAY "ITS SCARY" AND SAD-IT SADDENS ME QUITE FRANKLY!!!BUT REST ASSURED YOU ALL HAVE LOTS OF WOMEN AND MONEY AND THOSE 2 THINGS DEFINETLY GO TOGETHER LIKE A LUCKY FEATHER!!!AND IN THE WORDS OF A GREAT FRUITCAKE SOMEWHERE-- ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS"ASS'',THATS WHAT ALL OF US SHORT PEOPLE FEEL LIKE"ASS",I MEAN NOTHING COULD BE MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN SEEING RUDE-I- I MEAN RUDY GUILIANI DRESSED IN DRAG"one fine momma mia rudy you look wonderful in a dress(yuck)--BUT HONESTLY THATS NOT FOR ME AND HE'S(RUDY) A GEORGOUS(yuck)-wonderful-strapping(yuck) YOUNG LADY- i mean man or lola(YUCK)---65 OR SO YEARS YOUNG)I KNOW ALL OF YOU(LIKE ME) AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM(I WAS ALSO) I WAS SHORT ALSO IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR REAL AND IT WAS NOT EASY GROWING FROM A DWARF INTO A MAN AND GROWN LIKE 7 MORE INCHES FROM 18 TO 21 OR SO!!!ok i must have used miracle grow for taller inches to grow faster and my hairiness and my chea pet!!:::P.S.ERIC CLAPTON MAY BE COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM SOON CALLED LAMER THAN LAME(MINUS THE OLD BEER COMMERCIALS--RIGHT MESSIEUR STEVIE WINWOOD--HEY ALL THERES AN ALBUM CALLED "MAGIC"AND IT IS BEING RELEASED SOON BY THE BOSS"AKA OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN OF HIS GENERATION--"(I'M SINGING HAVE TO BELIEVE IN(WE ARE) MAGIC"XANADU,"NICE TITLE BOSS WHATS NEXT--"THE FAIRY GHOST DIARIES OF TOM JOAD'S LOAD" THE BOSS IN DRAG"???,"THE CARS OF HIS GENERATION""MORE "AKA" "YOU CAN DO MAGIC"--NON"THE BAND AMERICA"OF HIS GENERATION"ATTENTION MR RADIO K-A-O-S--THEY SAY IGNORANCE IS BLISS BROTHER--BUT SO IS PRETENTIOUS STUPIDITY ..(LISTEN TO MORE DYLAN,NEWMAN,ZEVON,LENNON,DAVIES,TOWNSHEND,N. YOUNG,BARRETT,COSTELLO AND JAGGER-I THINK YOU ALONG WITH MACCA AND DWARFY ARE HANGING WITH BON JOVI TOO MUCH HAHA--J/K):::I AM ALSO CURRENTLY RUNNING INTO VARIOUS RETAIL STORES AND PRETENDING I WORK THERE AND THEN RUNNING OUT OF THE STORE TELLING PEEPS+WORKERS+EMPLOYEES+CUSTOMERS+PEOPLE WORK FOR---AND TELLING THEM ALL THAT I WANT A large GENTILE RAISE A-SAP IN MY SALARY AND THAT I QUIT A-SAP!!!STAY TUNED FOR MORE STRANGE ADVENTURES OF YOUR FAVORITE DAN BARCAN STORIES:::P.S. IN THE OBJECT DEPARTMENT AT THE STORE WHERE I USE TO WORK PLEASE FEEL FREE WOMEN TO USE THE OBJECTS WE USED TO SELL AS COKE BOTTLES FOR PLEASURE DEVICES ESPECIALLY IF THE SERVICE IS NOT UP TO YOUR HIGH LIKING AND STANDARD:::also are card,memoribilla,book,record and comic conventions not cool?i like them:::FAMOUS DAN B QUOTE::I HAD TO SELL MY AMPS AND GUITARS FOR FIREWOOD TO APPEASE MY PAW---JUST LIKE THE TAXI CAB THAT SIR PAUL USE TO DRIVE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG-PEEPS WOULD GET KNOCKED DOWN LIKE BOWLING PINS -IT WAS THE LAW---HE WOULD APPEASE HIS TIRES--I'M BEING DRAMATIC ALL-GO ALONG WITH THIS--GOD GAVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN-WHAT?-I HAVEN'T A CLUE--BUT ROCK AND ROLL BLISS----ITS THE WEAK THAT NEED THE HELP SO DUMMY UP AND BE THE BE THE DUMMY--YOU DUMMY----AND REALIZE- MY GENIUS ALL -WITHOUT ANY MONEY--p.s. paul you want fries with that or will that be a milkshake and burger to go(or excuse me all i'm talking to a sexy pr babe during my bk/mac/wendy brake)---P.S. i have nothing against big chicks but i dont want to date a woman that makes bigger dumps than myself!!!P.S. ANYBODY know where the possible wedding of pete townshend and roger"the dwarf"daltrey might be held???ROGER in your own solo crappy words"parting should be painless"(in pete's words i would only guess that" farting should be painless"even an uncivil service would be cool---i think???ok-lets all go along with this:::anyways feel free to adopt me a-sap--except i'll at least try to get all the girls on tour!!!DB....NJ..USA....p.s. ":::FLASH:::INSPIRATIONAL SONG --MODERN ARRANGEMENT--"THE LONESOME DEATH OF THE TRULY GREAT HATTIE CARROLL--WARNING THE SURGEON GENERAL SAYS ANY STRANGE WORDPLAY HERE DOES NOT REFLECT HATTIE DIRECTLY-NOR ANY OTHER PERSON IN THAT SITUATION-IT DOES REFLECT THE WACKO SONGWRITER WHO WE ALL LOVE SO DEARLY---ANY STRANGE WORD PLAY ALL??--"WILLIAMS AND SINGER(2 mean middle Americans) KILLED POOR HATTIE CARROLL WITH A GENTILE TWIST AT A BALTIMORE GATHERING-SWWAR WORDS AND SNAR WORDS SHE WENT OUT WALKING-DOOMED AND DETERMINED TO EAT ALL MY JELLO--HER TONGUE WAS SNARLING--"WILLIAMS AND SINGER SENT ME OUT A 6 MONTH SENTENCE-HER TONGUE WAS A SNARLING--AND YOU WHO PHILOSOPHIES MY STRENGTH--BE AWARE SOME HONKEY GOT TANKED--AND DONT CRITIZE WHEN YOUR NOT HERE-TAKE THE GENTILE RAG AWAY FROM YOUR TEARS- BECAUSE HER TONGUE-- WAS SNARLING--NOW AINT THE TIME FOR YOUR TEARS"p.s. i'm post war quaking---p.s. i want to share with you all the time my neighbor said ewwwwwwwww-it was ewwwwwwwwww to hear someone say ewwwwwwww--what are you all out there ewwwwwwwwwwwing i mean doing not ewing--ewing actually all is a big gigantic gentile brother named patrick--who should not be messed with--so lets all change the subject to wine women or booze--ok booze-a-sap---cheers and wow you all drink way too many german beers.....but it could always be worse any you all ever taste beer from uranus--not exactly the best beer--i dont recommend the taste its too crappy(literally) tasting.....p.s. anyone know a weirdo(little s) who released his first album back in the day with the moniker"men without women" p.s. if i release an official first album-they will be calling it men with never ending putang supply-- the sw putang as an exercise program called the dan b putang workout ....p.s. "everyone sing --i'm being followed by a moonshadow,moonshadow,moonshadow, the song says it didnt take long to find you(me)(it took 20 years of searching the vackockta dessert near afganastan or somewhere far a-sap --cat-stevens-- man it took a long-ass time to find your gentile tuckus-fine if you don't want to strum under the name cat stevens-at least bang something a-sap under or over a rock-- by the way cat (yusif)we sent out a gentile search team to find your gentile tuckus--jews were even passing away and expiring looking like duche bags a-sap--(actually cat thats the way they usually look-only kidding dont hurt me jews-just joking) anyways back to looking to find you--- looking and going and coming and staying and going and looking and leaving and looking and looking and finally finding a-sap...P.S. IMPOTENT I MEAN IMPORTANT GENTILE AND NON GENTILE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DAN BARCAN SO goys and goya's basically EVERYONE GATHER ROUND and HERE IT GOES---- FROM HERE ON IN I WILL ONLY RESPOND TO THE BOSS,LITTLE S,SOUTHSIDE,JBJ AND NJ AND NY ARTISTS OF ALL SORTS BY ONLY HAND CLAPS(OF SOUND) IN COMMUNICATION OR A POSSIBLE NOD OR ONE FRAME OF POINTING ON MY DESK(the only way i will talk to an annoying nj musican is JONBONBON(AKA-- LEIF GARRET OF HIS GENERATION) WILL HAVE TO TALK LIKE PEARL BAILEY AND RICHIE S WILL HAVE TO FAKE LAUGH AT HIS BAD IMPRESSION--RICHIE FOR MAYOR OF CALI--DAMM HOW DID YOU PICK UP DENNIS RICHARDS-I MEAN DENISE RICHARDS-DENNIS IS KEITH'S TRANS SISTER)also the boss will have to speak in gentile yiddish gibberish and become mosha heifitiz on acid.....I WILL BE PROTESTING GENTILE CHAOS AND FALSE LEADERSHIP IN MUSIC IN RELATION TO NON GENTILE FUNCTIONS OF THE MIND AND WILL MAKE SURE TO BE THE NEXT NON GENTILE JUST LIKE REVEREND BOB,BOB WE KNOW THESE ARTISTS FROM NJ ARE OVER-RATED-WE NEED TRUE GENIUS LIKE MINE OF MY NON GENTILE SORT-- A-SAP-INQUIRIES MAY BE MET WITH EXTREME CONTEMPT OF THE NON COURTS OF YOUR VAHCOCKTA GENTILE SOULS,THANKS ALL SINCERELY REVEREND DAN BARCAN AND HIS TRUE BLUE CHOIR OF SORTS-HALLELUAHS TO ALL RELATED....DB....P.S. I ADMIT I HAVE SHOPPED AT DYKE'S LUMBER ONCE OR TWICE-I'LL MAKE EVERYONE FEEL AT HOME("ATTENTION CUSTOMERS ANYONE/EVERYONE AISLE 9 NEEDS A CLEANUP WITH A NON--MOP-IT ALSO NEEDS A SEXY SLOW STRAP-ON RELATED CLEANUP A-SAP OH SORRY I'M ACTUALLY THINKING OF "DYKES ARE US",, ANOTHER FINE STORE I OCCASIONALLY FREQUENT--ITS BRILLIANT WHERE ELSE CAN I FIND DYKES THAT WILL TALK TO ME---DONT THEY RULE-- ALL???I AM OBSESSED WITH PEEPS FROM PLANET LEZBOS(I BELIEVE THAT PLANET IS CURRENTLY RESIDING IN ALL OF NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK AND CONN AND MA AND POSSIBLY PA A-SAP--- BASICALLY EVERYWHERE)YES ALL ITS TRUE I HAVE SAID ITALIANS AND POLISH PEEPS ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT FORM OF LIFE(EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID)ON THIS PLANET-WHY I HAVE NO IDEA--ANY OF YOU???NO RIGHT??WEIRD!! P.S...EVERYONE GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS IT WILL MAKE US ALL FEEL BETTER AND NOW BACK TO ARE DB PROGRAMMING:::IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL::::::; I FEEL I WOULD MAKE A GREAT WOMENS+(COLLEGE) GIRLS BASKETBALL COACH AND HERE IS HOW I WOULD CONDUCT MY HALF TIME PEP TALK("OK GIRLS WE HAVE HAD A ROUGH FIRST HALF-I WANT YOU DYKES TO CONTROL THE BOARDS MUCH BETTER IN THE SECOND HALF A-SAP AND NO MORE FOUL PLAYS-I WILL BE INSPECTING FOREIGN TONGUES A-SAP MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS COOL--BABES--I MEAN DYKES-- NO-- YOU KNOW I MEAN GIRLS-- I MEAN GIRLS-DID I SAY THAT A-SAP PLEASE GO OUT THERE AND PLAY HARD AND NO FOULS UNLESS I REQUEST THEM PERSONALLY ---YOU ALL RULE AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT GO OUT AND SPANK EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT+MOTIVATE EACH OTHER,DO WHAT YOU ALL HAVE TO DO TO WIN (EVEN EXTENSIVE CARPOOLING AND LONGER SHOWERS TOGETHER-WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN-ROB A PIZZA JOINT ON ACID IF YOU HAVE TO-A BAGEL STORE-A GREEK DINER ANYTHING JUST SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE THAT SPECIAL TEAM CHEMISTRY)AND HAVE A GREAT SECOND HALF-YOU GIRLS RULE AND I LOVE YOU ALL--P.S. KEEP YOUR HANDS ALL OVER THE BALL-I DONT WANT ANY LOOSE BALLS(IF I DID THEN I WOULD BE COACHING THE BOYS/MENS TEAMS)NO FUNNY STUFF AND YOU GIRLS ARE THE BEST EVER--THANKS DB...(ACTUALLY THIS A SATIRE SPOOF OF COMEDY-I DON'T NEED LETTERS FROM I-RATE MOTHERS WHO WANT TO JOIN THIS TEAM---I BELIEVE ALL ARE EQUAL AND ALL WOMEN ARE NOT LEZ THAT PLAY B-BALL,(AND IF THEY HAPPEN TO BE THEN THATS THEIR BUSINESS-PLUS MEN CAN BE PIGS-SO IN ONE MORE SECOND I WILL BE LEZ ALSO-BUT WHEN I BECOME LEZ I WILL BE ON THE COLLEGE CHEERLEADING SQUAD ANYWAYS-WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT A-SAP????)LADIES,WOMEN,GIRLS,BULLDYKES(WHATEVER NAME YOU FEEL COMFY WITH--YOU ALL RULE AND KEEP PLAYING THAT BASKETBALL---AND ITS ALL G-R-E-A-T---AND PRACTICE MAKES PUURFECT BASKETBALL(AKA--DYKEBALL)(AKA-NIGGA-BALL)(AKA-WIGGER-Ball)(A KA-HONKEY-BALL)(AKA-B-BALL)(AKA-GUIDOBALL)(AKA-KRAUTBALL)(AK A-CHOSEN PEEP BALL)(AKA-MICK-BALL)(AKA-AZIZ-BALL)(AKA-POLKA-BALL)(AKA-COMM IE-BALL)ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO CALL IT-----SCORE....SCORE AND KEEP SCORING ON AND OFF THE COURT GIRLS/WOMEN WHILE I EXPIRE IN NU JOY-SEY(NEW JERSEY-USA) HAHA...P.S. I THINK I SHOULD DO MY CHEERLEADERS SPEECH NOW!!!WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK??? AM I CERTIFIABLY INSANE--THATS ANOTHER THESIS OR FECEIS QUESTION OF THE MONTH??THIS IS YOUR NON SPELLING ASSIGNMENT---CHEERLEADERS GIVE ME A T--- GIVE ME AN --I-- GIVE ME ANOTHER --T--- GIVE ME AN ---S(---P.S. AM I PLAYING WORD SEARCH OR PASSWORD OR SPELLING TITS?? ANOTHER A--GIRLS S--- GIRLS ANOTHER S---WHAT DOES ALL THAT SPELL??T-I-T-S (AND) A-S-S---YOU ALL PASSED WITH FLYING COLOURS(ACTUALLY IS SAYING FLYING DISRESPECTFUL OR RACIST?? COLOURS??THANKS FOR YOUR TIME ALL-I TRULY THANK EVERYONE WHO READS THIS YOU ARE/// IS A SPECIAL CARING GENTILE PERSON(NON GENTILE'S OH YEA --YOU GUYS ALSO... ...DB....CHEERS...DB...THANKS...DB...

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Member Since: 1/10/2007
Band Members: WOW--THERES A SECTION HERE THAT WANTS ME TO DESCRIBE MY MEMBER-THAT IS WAY TO PRIVATE FOR MYSPACE:::ANNOUCMENT::MOM AND DAD,DAD AND MOM,MOM AND MOM OR DAD AND DAD--ANYTHING YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED IS COOL WITH ME MOM AND DAD GUYS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE(PETE TOWNSHEND AND ROGER DALTREY) I'M GETTING READY TO PACK MY VALIZE AND LIVE WITH MY NEW PARENTS(PETE+ROGER),you are the 2 coolest "blazin" WHITE NIGGAS around,WE WILL HAVE FUN--HEY MOM,DAD??WHICH RESTAURANTS THAT ARE 5-STAR CAN WE EAT AT??LISTEN,I'LL NEED producers for my first offical album--i want both my adoptive parents(pete+roger)to be there for me and i 'm sure no budget will be too big for us to make the right sounding record for your son DAN BARCAN from NEW JERSEY,USA!!! (p.s. hopefully one day i can forget to say goodbye to new jersey)--THERE--hey(mom+dad--pete+roger) i will pack my things shortly and get ready to live with my new parents dad and mom(pete and roger)--HEY LISTEN,DOES THIS MEAN V.I.P. PARKING AND A-LIST TREATMENT FOR ME??CAN I HANG OUT WITH LINDSEY LOHAN(AND HER MOM), NICOLE RITCHIE AND PARIS HILTON AND BRITTANY SPEARS AND HER SEXY ASSISTANT AND SPEND EXCITING TIMES WATCHING THEM TAKE TURNS PUKING IN UNISON AND DRIVING LIKE PSYCHOS AND LISTENING TO AMY WHINEHOUSE-MEISTER-REHAB PLAYING NON-STOP(I'LL NEED TO GO INTO REHAB MYSELF DAN BARCAN-IF I HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE TIME???-THANKS AMY FOR THE MAMMORIES AND MY FELLOW JEWISHNESS)--AND HAVING EXCITING CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM ABOUT TRAILER PARKS AND BAR FLIES PASSING AWAY--PLUS WE CAN TALK ABOUT ALL OF THEIR FUTURE CHILDREN ETC??? -EVEN BART AND JESSICA SIMPSON??,COOL///LISTEN WHAT VIDEO GAMES DO YOU GUYS LIKE?INTELLIVISION?ATARI?SEGA VON GENESIS?NITENTDO?PLEASE NO CURFVIEW AND LET ME WATCH TV AT TIMES-I'M SURE WE WILL BE LIVING IN NICE DIGS A-SAP-I WANT A COOK+MADE(MAID) AND BUTLER-ALSO A SHOFAR TO DRIVE ME TO POINT A TO B--ANYWAYS-WELL MY MEMBERS OF MY BAND CONSIST OF ME,MYSELF AND I,,,DEAR MR. TRUMP AND YOUR CLOTHING LINE,I HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW I'M WEARING A DELUXE CLOTHING OUTFIT AND SPORT JACKET MADE OF REAL TRUE DEFIANT SHEEP ASS MADE IN ENGLAND(TRY TOPPING THAT FOR CLOTHING QUALITY AND UNDISREGARDED MATERIAL-SIR), WHICH REMINDS ME OF ALL THE SOUP KITCHES I ATE AT-- IN THE UNITED KINGDOM FOR REAL JUST TO GET BY AND ALL THE HELL AND HEAVEN I WENT THROUGH-JUST SO I COULD END UP BACK HOME IN NEW JERSEY(AINT THAT GRAND???) WITH MY PEEPS AND NON PEEPS......FAMOUS DAN B QUOTE::: WHICH IS ALSO MY WOMEN ONLY THEME-MEN ARE PIGS(OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAHA) MY THEME AND QUOTE IS EXACTLY THIS--"WOMEN IF IT FEELS GOOD IT MIGHT NOT BE WOOD"(OR A WOODY)---MEANING THE TONGUE IS SOMETHING QUITE USEFULL BESIDES GOING TO THE KOSHER DELI AND ORDERING TONGUE SANDWHICHES WITH MUSTARD"THATS MY FAV SANDWHICH-SO I MIGHT A BE A FULL BLOWN LEZBO-MEISTER--P.S. ALL--IF YOU ALL SEE ME IN A ORANGE JUMPSUIT WITH A NUMBER ON THE BACK I'M NOT ON THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS TEAM OR POSING AS A HUMAN ORANGE(CITRUS-FRUIT-PEEL(NON-DAVID-PEEL-VITAMIN C-MEISTER-PERSON)....DB....AKA DAN MR. VICE GRIPS,MR PLIERS,MR JOHNSON ON NON-ACID,I'M SINGING A SONG NOW(LATER I WILL be WALKING AROUND NAKED on sicko juice WITH A NEWSPAPER COVERING ME-THEN I WILL GO ICE,WIND OR WATER FISHING+POSSIBLY WATER WINDSURFING OR GENTILE SKIING FOR ICE BLOCKS+BIG FOOT SUMMER FOOT ROMPS TO THE END OF MY GENTILE DRIVEWAY(DEPENDING ON THE SEASON) FOR THE COMMUNITY FREE WEEKLY NEWSPAPER which is usually buried in something like snow+ice+water+a dog's tuckus(AKA--- THE COMMUNITY LIFE+pascack press-BERGEN CTY ANNOYING LOCAL news PAPERS--only kidding coomunity life and pascack press-- i love you both really--peeps actually read articles IN YOUR PAPERS about me as they passed away on the toilet for hours-farting and crapping in unison whilst on the gentile TOILETS TALKING ON THE tele-phone) THATS DROPPED OFF IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE(WEEKLY,DAILY,EVERY 3 HRS-OR SOMETHING ALONG THAT LINE AND NOW BACK TO REGULARLY DAN BARCAN PROGRAMMING---- IN WATER-RAIN OR SNOW A-SAP--ITS LOVELY TO READ WATER LOGGED NEWSPAPERS----BUTT-ANYWAYS WHAT WAS I SAYING--???I'M HIRING JEWS TO PASS AWAY COUNTING AND STACKING LOOKING AND STACKING THE THOUSANDS OF FREE GENTILE NEWSPAPERS DROPPED OFF EVERY HOUR OR 2 BY FUN GOYIM NON PEEPS- --NOW WHAT WAS I SAYING AGAIN??--OH YES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS I'M GIVING GENTILES AND ONLY GENTILES A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT-THEY WILL SING THE SONG DOCTOR ROBERTO BY STYX FOR EVERYTHING THEY DO--LIKE I'M WASHING ALL MY DISHES(WASHING DISHES-I;M WATCHING ALL MY DISHES)I'M TURNING ON MY BATH(TURNING ON MY BATH-I'M TURNING-YES I;M TURNING)I'M WALKING TOWARDS THE MAILBOX(WALKING WALKING-YES I/M WANKING)NO MO GOT A NUCHE FOR MR ROBERTO-NO MO SEES A DUCHE FOR DOCTOR ROBERTO--I'M DRIVING IN MY CAR(DRIVING-SLIVING-I'M NON ARRIVING)NO MO--NO MO NO MO NO-MO GOT A NUCHE FOR DOCTOR ROBERTO--NO MO FOUND A DUCHE FOR DOCTOR ROBERTO---I'M DRINKING A GLASS OF WATER---I';M OPENING UP THE REFRIGERATOR-I'M THROWING OUT THE GARBAGE--NO MO SAYS HE GOT FOR MY ROBERTO-NO MO SAYS HE GOO GOT FOR DOCTOR ROBERTO-NO MO NO MO---:::::::::::::::::::::::::NEWS BULLETIN I GUESS???:::I WAS JUST RECENTLY TOLD BY MY LOCAL PREACHER TO HEAL--HE SAID--- HEAL MY SON--AND I ANSWERED QUICKLY::: WHAT AM I F---ING DOG?WHAT AM I F---ING MUPPET?IS THIS MY HOOFS??CAN I GO OUT FOR A FOUR LEGGED WALK OUTSIDE??HE SHOUTED AGAIN HEAL THIS SECOND SON---RIGHT NOW THATS AN ORDER FROM THE UN-SECRETIVE SERVICE OF NON PEEPS- -A-SAP AND THAT AN ORDER!!! HEAL MY SON!!!-- I SAID --- I'M NOT YOUR SON--DAMM YOU UGLY--WAIT I SAID!!! YOU WANT ME TO HEAL YOUR SON???-WHAT AM I POOF??NO WAY,, NO THANKS,,, YOU HEAL HIM AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU HUNG OUT WITH THE FORMER EVANGELICAL LEADER TED(aka--- truman capote of his generation--p.s. makes even truman capote look straight)--P.S. ATTENTION ALL ITEMS THAT HAVE FLOWN OUT OF TED'S BUTT-PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR PROPER ORIGINAL PLACES FOR PROPER VERBAL BOLLOCKINGS A-SAP( HEY ted ARE YOU THERE?? we all like ya(i think--hopefully???maybe??possibly??)--but please get help a-sap--- 3 weeks in a butt rehab center is way too short--you need to stay much longggggggggger like ANOTHER 20 inches i mean 20 more days(on top literallly of the 3 weeks--unless you like the bottom ted???your choice,your preferance?? and please be counciled and may the gentile force be with you---we know you can do it ted and conquer those joo joo SAND flies(seriously everyone pray for ted no joke)p.s. ted please take it like a man!!!)(wait that doesnt sound right in your case ted--wait let me-re word--ted ---heal a-sap..(wait its a bird no its a plane no its a pronoun no an adjective no its a verb no a pronoun no a chair no but waittttttt schhhh--i hear someone talking lets all listen in because its another sicko//// actually another guy talking to ted--this could be a strapping young intern-- aka "mr. freeway ass",,,"mr piss ass",,,"mr reverse vice grips"--- wait lets all listen:::-----ted so i'm not good enough to be your bitch anymore???you think my ass is the throgs neck bridge or the lincoln tunnel and its not funny anymore and i want a divorce from being your boy toy biotch-:::aka ted mr reverse vice grips mr reverse pliers mr reverse slinky mr reverse woofers mr reverse tweeters--is that a woofer or a tweeter or a man eater sorry ted i'm not having a peter "AKA"REVERSE SCHNEIDER OF HIS GENERATION" all this talk is disgusting ---anyways look i have to run ted sorry ic ant talk longer i have a massage session with my local priest and nun(sound familar??) and i must get going a-sap cheers ted+pleeze at least drink german beers it might make you straighter at least:::"youll be so straight youll walk straight into any given wall on any given sunday???-- now back to are dan b programming--dammmm ted i aint touching that one literallly and non literally:::.NOW BACK TO are DAN B programming:::SO THE PREACHER TELLS ME A-SAP SOMETHING---SO I SHOUTED --STOP YELL-IN LIKE A FELL-IN,,,, AND I ALSO WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF YOU GO BY THE MOTTO INCEST IS BEST---YUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)-HE SAID HEAL ONE MORE TIME SON AND I SAID ,,,AND I REALLY SAID,,,,(Barking) ROUGH, ROUGH ROUGH,(Barking louder a-sap) ROUGH,ROUGH,ROUGH,,,,,,,---REAR,, I MEAN WHERE ARE WE ROWING??/I MEAN GOING// LIKE THE DOG ON THE JETSONS)....the preacher also said to me son,son you have to believe!!! i answered dad???dad why are you calling me son??is there something i dont know??, that i should know??ewwwwwww are you my dad??my dad is a darky???wow dont we not look alike???aint we swede??ewwww maybe i inherited you in my schlong department-thanks you rule--damm thats why i have a big schlong,,do i have a second momma???THIS IS A GENTILES BRAIN---ACTUALLY I WILL BE SHOWING IN A DIAGRAM of THE EVOLUTION(through time) OF A GENTILES BRAIN (ON NON ACID)------AND MY DIAGRAM---AND HERE IT IS...... (o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o) J-MEISTERS BRAIN WAVES(AND ON THE RARE OCCASIONAL A NORMAL GENTILES--LIKE MELLY MEL GIBSON-MEL RULES ACTUALLY)(O)(O)(O)(O) AKA--answer::: like little tight putang holes of its generation turning into bigger holes-folks the mental evolution of man...---bon jovi's perm from the 1980's has gone lost a-sap--p.s. his bleached blond gi joe doll hair is wondering where it all went???along with that friggin hairy army of ants on your gross chest hairs--dude but still be yourself a-sap///chest hairs are better than looking like a friggin ken doll with bleached blond hair(AKA MAGILLA GORILLA)(AKA GORILLA IN THE MITTS)AKA(A GOR-AFFE OF HIS GENERATION)AKA(HARRY BOYLE OF HIS GENERATION--WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME OF YOUR GENERATION--MR VICE GRIPS- MR PLIERS OF HIS GENERATION AND P.S. JON CAN I HAVE YOUR LEFTOVER BABES A-SAP HAHA DAMM MY BROTHER YOU AND DAVE MATTHEWS ARE THE POPES OF HOT BABES-(WHY DO YOU THINK I GO TO YOUR CONCERTS???TO HEAR YOUR UNGENTILE LIKE MUSIC???DAVE ALSO SAME FOR YOU--YOU GOT A BABE AVALANCHE--LET ME GO TELL JOHNNY COUGAR TO BRING OUT SOME MORE HOT DIVORCED GRANDMOTHERS FOR ME HAHA-- p.s. THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE PLAYOFFS WILL START SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE--P.S. AKA IT SHOULD ACTUALLY BE CALLED THE-"AKA-- THE NATIONAL HONKEY LEAGUE --of its generation)--P.S. YOU EVER SEE A BROTHER ON SKATES??IVE SEEN SOME CHEAP ass SKATES?BUT A BROTTTTHHHHA ON ICE SKATES???WHERE???P.S. ITS ALSO ALMOST THE TIME OF PLAYOFFS IN HOCKEY(THE NHL--AKA THE NATIONAL HITLER LEAGUE OF ITS GENERATION--P.S.WHITE PLAYERS+ CATS WHACKING AND SWATTING PEEPS WITH LONG WODDEN GENTILE STICKS--I'M GETTING THE F-K OUT OF HERE A -SAP--ALSO A-SAP YOU ALL SEE A JEW OR MUSLIM OR ASIAN OR A BROTHER OR EVEN A PR WACKING PEOPLE WITH A STICK???I CANT FIND EVEN ONE DELICATE FELLOW JEW PASSING AWAY ON AN ICE SKATING RINK WITH A WOODEN STICK IN HIS GENTILE HANDS--NO SIGHTINGS--MAYBE UFO ALIEN HOCKEY-THERE ARE??WELL YOU NEVER KNOW-- NO JOKE---RELAX ALL---I STILL OWN THE FIRST BROTHER HOCKEY CARD ON A HOCKEY TEAM--- HOCKEY CARD-I THINK HE WAS ON THE WASHINGTON CAPITOLS CIRCA 1975-- AND ISNT THERE A BROTHER ON THE RANGERS NOW OR RECENTLY???---BUT ITS ACTUALLY THE TIME OF THE YEAR(PLAYOFFS) FOR HOCKEY PLAYERS TO START CLUBBING EACH OTHER LIKE SEALS--WITH THEIR SELF CARVED WOODEN WEAPONS--DAMM YOU CATS ARE LIKE CAVEMEN---SHEEEEIT--CAVEMEN ARE LESS PRIMITIVE--BUT WE ALL STILL LOVE YA ALL!!! HOCKEY RULES--PLUS YOU GUYS RULE AND ALSO GET ALLL THE HOT BIOTCHES+BABES+EXCEPT RON DU-GAY HAHA(JOKING) BUT THAT IS A FUNNY ASS NAME YOU HAVE TO ADMIT RON ---BUTT ANYWAYS PEACE IN THE RANGER EAST AND SEND THEM ALL TO RUINS AND SAY HI TO THE BOSTON BRUINS-----EVERYONE READING THIS RULES--P.S. MY BIRFDAY--"AKA---" BIRTHDAY OF ITS GENERATION" IS SOON THE BIG 40 IN MAY--I EXPECT LOTS OF GIFTS+EVEN CASH+NON HOOKERS EVERYTHING BASICALLY GENTILE AND GOYA CENTRAL::::::P.S. MY TRAVELERS CHECKS WERE HONESTLY STOLEN SNEAKILY 3 TIMES IN 1995 IN A LONDON DORM-SUMMER STAY:IT WAS HELL:::ALSO IN TORONTO IN 2004 I WAS ALMOST MAULED BY THEIR TRAIN SYSTEM-- IT COMES IN THE STATION LIKE 200MPH AND I WAS STANDING ON THE TRACKS+GOOD THING I LOOKED TO THE LEFT LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE IT CAME OR I WOULD HAVE BEEN CHOPPED TSUNAMI--ALSO I WENT TO SEE THE TORONTO BLUE JAY'S BASEBALL GAMES --LIKE 7 IN A ROW THE FIRST GAME INTERESTIGLY ENOUGH WAS THE RED SOX IN TOWN TO PLAY THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS--AND THEIR ANIMALS +I MEAN FANS CAME FROM BOSTON+ SCREAMING THAT THE YANKEES SUCK:: SAYING THE YANKEES SUCK::YANKESS SUCK:::YANKEES SUCK AND THERE WASNT EVEN ONE YANKEE IN THE BUILDING--NOT EVEN A JEW (OR GENTILE) WITH A YANKEE SHIRT ON::: NOT EVEN ONE NAZI WITH THAT YANKEE SYMBOL ON THEIR SHIRT-YOU ALL KNOW THE YANKEE SYMBOL--AKA--I'TS LIKE A MODERN DAY SWATZTIKA:::ANYWAYS YOUR ALL SO SWEET BOSTON FANS:::AKA BOSTON NATION"I RAN OUT OF THERE A-SAP:::AKA-- RED SOX FANS ARE LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MIDDLE AMERICAN DUMB ASSES,DRUNK IRISHMEN,NAZIS AND JEWS COMBINED("A TOXIC NON BRITTANY SPEARS COMBO"ITS TOXIC-- BRITTANY--BRITTANY WHITE COURTESY PHONE CALL PLEASE baldy,,hello,,baldy,,hello,ok in spanish jello,anyone there baldy in the side pocket??damm i have heard of guys shaving their heads? at least it can look cool at times--but you honestly brittany just killed my erection--there will be a mourning time scheduled yesterday or today a-sap for my un-erection... brittany since you went and shaved your un-blond non germanic maine of hair--- baldy--brittany??kojak??uncle fester??dubai aziz-owitz??--GEORGE STEINBRENNER IN DA HOUSE SOMEWHERE??? A-SAP)(PLUS SOME BROTHERS+ITALIANS+PR'S)BACK TO DB PROGRAMMING::BLACK+WHITE+GERMAN+GENTILE+MAN+WOMAN+POOF+STRAI GHTS+LAW+UNLAW+PREACHERS+AND DOPERS+AL SHARPTON+JESSE I;M WITH YA A LITTLE ON WHAT WENT DOWN WITH IMUS BUT LETS NOT BE HYPOCRITES-HE'S A SHOCK JOCK THE ORIGINAL AND ITS BASICALLY SERIOUS MEETS COMEDY WITH AN EDGE TO EITHER OF THOSE AT ANY GIVEN DAY OR GIVEN MOOD OR GIVEN TO FLY(PEARL JAM IN DA HOUSE!!!)PEACE REMEMBER RICHARD PRYOR WAS A HONKEY BASHER BUT WE ALL STILL ADMIRED HIM ANYWAYS--YES RICHARD WAS MUCH FUNNIER THAN ANUS IN THE MORNING-- I MEAN IMUS IN THE MORNING BUT YOU ALL GET MY DRIFT AND FROM MY ONE EYED MONSTER TO ALL YOUR ONE EYED MONSTERS LET ME SAY--STAY IN YOUR OWN CAGE UNLESS THERE IS A PUTANG PATROL ROAMING AIMLESSLY PLEEZED A-SAP(THIS IS ACTUALLY GETTING GROSS NOW- ALL THIS ONE EYED MONSTER TALK-- AKA BEARDED DWARF THAT SPITS OF ITS GENERATION-AKA-- MR ROLLERS ON A BAR TABLE OF ITS GENERATION--ANYWAYS)---PEACE ALL----PEACE AND RESPECT TO YOU ALL--OK I LIED MOST OF YOU-NOT ALL--OK YOU ALL WIN--ALL...DB...p.s. the name of my new album is unique since i'm whitish looking anyways its called" DB this nigga's crazy"(with an arrow pointed at me)p.s. dan b quote of the day"LOUD MUSIC IN A QUIET OFFICE IS SO NICE"...DB...
Influences: MY TRUE INFLUENCES I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ARE HANDS DOWN(OR LEGS UP) ROSIE NO I MEAN ELLEN D ACTUALLY I REALLY MEAN ELEANOR ROSEVELT WHO TRULY ATE THE BEST PUTANG THIS SIDE OF MADONNA(WE ALL HOPE ANYWAYS) (AND SUZY O AND ROSIE AND SANDRA B YOU ALL RULE)---DAMM YOU WOMEN RULE-I LEARNED SO MUCH HOW TO PLEEZE A HOT BABE--FROM ALL OF YOU-EVEN YOUNGER BABES ARE EMAILING ME--BUT I;'M HAVING TROUBLE CLOSING THE DEAL-DO I HAVE TO WHIP OUT A PUTANG BOX TO GET ATTENTION THESE DAYS FOR SOME ACTION--????-MEN ARE PIGS(OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)--AND PUTANG RULES THE ROAST ALWAYS--IF YOU KNOW ANY REALLY HOT YET INTELLIGENT BABES PLEASE EMAIL ME A-SAP---THNAKS MADONNA-SUZY O--SANDRA--ROSIE+MORE-- YOU ALL ARE THE BEST AND I REALLY APPRCIATE WHAT I'VE LEARNED--THANKS--DB....NJ..USA....P.S. ALL HOT BABES DESERVE A PROPER BOLLOCKING:::VERBALLY A NON SEQUITER::: DAN B "AKA"-- OLD PUNK ---AKA THE WONDER WHITE BREAD AKA---"11TH WONDER OF THE WORLD OF MY GENERATION"(P.S. ALICE COOPER IS 10TH)"GREAT HISTORICAL QUOTE"WE GERMANS COME TO AMERICA TO WALK AND TALK AND BE LIKE THE AMERICAN INDIANS"--DOESNT THAT MAKE US SPECIAL???"::ANSWER:::HELLS NO:::GO TO THE BACK OF LINE AND CALL ME WHEN AUSTRIA HAS 3 NON-- LEGS AND POLAND HAS 4 NON LEGS BUT I'LL TAKE THE PUTANG:::DUMB ASSES:::AKA "ENGLISH AMERICANS"AKA "TRAILER PARK TRASH"FAMOUS DUMB ASS DAUGHTER QUOTE"SOMEONE SAID DADDY WONT RIDE THE SEESAW WITH ME TODAY--I GUESS I WONT BE ABLE TO FRENCH KISS ANYMORE WITH HIM THAT SUCKS LITERALLY"---"AKA"IT KEEPS THE SAND FLY'S OUT DONT IT BILLY BOB"ACTUALLY SORRY I JUST BROKE INTO A VERY INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION OF DUMBASSES ABOUT SAND FLIES AND SOMEBODY PUT NAIL POLISH ON THE HORSEY"--- BUT YOU ALL RULE ACTUALLY- LOOK IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE AT LEAST YOU ALL WERENT BORN POLISH(ONLY KIDDING--WE NEED POLISH PEOPLE--WHO ELSE IS GOING TO PERPETUALLY SPAZ OUT??OK TRUE JEWS ARE SPAZZY ALSO --GOOD POINT ALL-- NEXT --ANY LATINOS AROUND?? --p.s. i'm non overdosing on fellow non goy's(AKA-un-wisegoys--aka non wisegoys aka wisegoys aka wise aka-- w aka. , aka non-non aka non,aka no,aka n,aka --aka-- is aka of it's generation ak--ak --a --a -- - , . (goya's rule),,,AKA... help ASAP. A--, FELLOW PEEP HAS JUST TOLD ME TO WATCH MY ASS--HOW THE HELL CAN SOMEBODY WATCH YOUR OWN ASS"YOU WANT ME TO WATCH MY OWN TUCKAS A-SAP???--aka--my head+EYES wont reach??? put it this way--even if i could watch-- i aint watching no guys ass or arse or even my own tuckas for that matter"aka"fudge packers will officially be called the quite professional and politically correct-- "fruit dwelling specialists"ar a non er--if i did i would end up in the er-- literally the er show-- non a-sap peep or non-- peep--aka arse-of its generation...aka-ars--aka -ak-a ,.p.s. "He said--- say it to my face if you have something to say"--i said fine turn your ass AROUND AND WE WILL TALK A-SAP-- THEN come towards me(yet keep a non-gentile distance aka at least 10 feet away---then we can have a convo on non qualudes...dan..b...a missionary of thy genius mind"db......P.S. THE NEW JERSEY STATE MOTTO SHOULD BE CALLED NEW JERSEY AND YOU NEW JERSEY AND I ??? A BEAUTIFUL STATE OF A--HOLES HAHA(ONLY KIDDING)PEACE YA'ALL...P.S. MY DAD HAS/HAD CARDINAL TUMBLE SYNDROM aka"carpool tunnel syndrom of it's generation"..I BELIEVE HE'S BETTER A-SAP...
Sounds Like: WHEN BABES WANT TO KNOW IF I M A MAN IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU'LL BE SAYING LB2M--(WHICH READS L-OOKS B-LACK 2 M-E) A-SAP BABES,THEN YOU ME AND WILLIAM F BUCKLEY(WE HOPE WE CAN GET WILLAM TO CHILL) WILL GET INTELLECTUAL A-SAP BY EATING ARE IDIOSYNCRISTIC PUTANG MUFFINS...p.s. I JUST REALIZED MY CELL PHONE IS A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN---WHILE I WAS CHECKING MY PHONE MESSAGES-- IT SEEMED TO SAY THAT MY MESSAGE IS NOW BEING SAVED--A SAVED MESSAGE--HALLUGHLAH-PRAISE THE LORD MY CELL PHONE IS NOW OFFICALLY A GENTILE MINISTER OF SORTS...PEACE ALL,DB,NJ,USA.....P.S. IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD FOR ALL OF US---WE ALL COULD HAVE BEEN BORN POLISH BRASSIERS OR RUSSIAN JOCK STRAPS--THANKS GOODNESS WE ARE ALL NOT BORN THOSE DASTERDLY THINGS--PEACE IN THE NON GENTILE AND GENTILE EAST...DAN B...P.S. DONT ANYONE GET ANY SMART IDEAS AND CALL ME A UN-NAPPY HEADED MALE HO,DO YOU ALL READ ME???IS THAT CLEAR?( NON BULLETIN:::EXCUSE ME ALL--- I'M IN TRAINING TO BE THE FIRST MALE BASKETBALL PLAYER ON AN ALL HOT FEMALE B-BALL TEAM,THE LEAGUE WILL BE HAND PICKED BY THE SAME FINGERS I PICK MY NON GENTILE NOSE WITH AND WILL USE NOTHING BUT THE FINEST FEMALE SPECIMANS THIS SIDE OF CHEERLEADING LAND,STAY TUNED,PEACE OUT ALL,DB,NJ,USA...P.S. LOOK OUT IN THE FUTURE(HOPEFULLY????) FOR A POSSIBLE ALL FEMALE ONLY PRO WRESTLING LEAGUE AND I WILL BE IN THE LEAGUE BEING THE ONLY MALE,I WILL REQUEST EVERY FEMALE WRESTLER TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME PASSIONATLY A-SAP,PLUS I WILL ENJOY THAT AND YES WOMEN(IF YOUR HOT ENOUGH) I WILL BE YOUR MALE BIOTCH...STAY TUNED,DB...
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