Julicide

Going to shows (what am I saying; I rarely go to shows anymore), writing, punk rock, performing minor surgery, making jewelry and other crafty crap, reading, doing it and doing it and doing it well, philosophizing on bar napkins, animals, psychology, biology, horror and gore, exploitation movies ... I am here sometimes now, but still don't read your "bulletins." I have a really horrible sense of humor that's often taken the wrong way. I'm pervy. I cuss like a sailor and drool in my sleep. No one reads these. You're not reading this. Send Valium. I punched a cop once and he just told me to shut up. I have a booty/ie. I have a headache. Once I ate a pine cone, and I'm double-jointed. Dog lover. Pretensions turn me off. You know who you are. I'm mostly a loner, but can spend massive amounts of time with a few rare people. If you're one of those, congratulations / I'm sorry. Obviously I don't take any of this shit seriously. Not morally bankrupt, just . . . overdrawn. Hedonistic when not lazy. Don't dare me. My motto has always been: When life hands you lemons, chuck them at people. I hope this has been informative and enlightening. Let's get burritos!

Some stuff: 12, 12/12, 3am grocery shopping, 45 grave, 999, abortions for the stupid, adam ant, alexander mcqueen, alphabetizing, ambrose bierce, amy winehouse (duh), angelic upstarts, anne sexton, anysploitation movies, arch enemy, archy and mehitabel, are you considering hurting yourself or others?, a tribe called quest, avoiding retardocausts, baby goats, bad brains, bad movies on lifetime, bad religion, battle royale, baudelaire, bauhaus, beastie boys, bernard malamud, black dahlia, black flag, black metal, black sabbath, blaming your gun, blatz, bpal, burritos, buzzcocks, bye bye doggie (not a band), canada, carson mccullers, cartoon bunnies, cashmere sweaters, chekhov, chick tracts, christian death, chrome and helios creed, clan of xymox, classic lit, cocteau twins, coffee!, collecting stupid shit, complaining about my uterus, conversation pits, crack bialys, crass, crime (the band), crispin glover, cryptozoology, cuddling, cussing like a sailor, dario argento, dead kennedys, deathrock, descendents, detroit cobras, devils, dia de los muertos, dichotomies, didjits, discharge (the band - don't be gross), dive bars, do as I say/not as I do, doggies, doing stuff, dorking out, drooling, dropping the f-bomb, dry weather, dsm-iv-tr, eater, eau d'hadrien, eazy-e, effexor xr which i cannot kick, electric eels, emile zola, epoxies, existentialism, experiencing increasingly rare moments of chivalry, extreme elvis, eyehategod, fang, fishnets, flannery o'connor, fondling your trigger, foreign cars, forensics, fracas, franz kafka, friends with and without major personality disorders, fuzzbox, gang of four, garage rock, gary numan, getting pajamafied, gg allin, giallo, girl gangs, give me money, glass eyes, glechlimkack, go-betweens, googlestalking, gore, grand guignol, grey goose, guadalupe day, h.p. lovecraft, hello kitty, herschell gordon lewis, hitchcock, horror, how does that make you feel?, how old books smell, hubert selby jr., i actually like my job, inflicting the dutch oven, iowaska, i'd be really bad if i didn't have to be the smart one all the time, j.g. ballard, japan/david sylvian, jayne mansfield, jean cocteau, jim goad, joan jett, joy division, karla homolka, katherine mansfield, ketel one, kinder surprise, kitschy doodads, klonopin, kraft dinner, lee hazlewood, les petites retardeaux (not a band), literature, little 60s dresses, looking 10 years younger, london, loners (don't) unite, lords of the new church, ludicra, macaroni and cheese, maggotroni and cheese, making interesting casseroles, making jewelry, making ugly collages, making up words and phrases, manowar, marc almond, march violets, mary bell, metal that's real, mid-century design, minor threat, mochi, most indie rock just bores me, mudhoney, muriel spark, my deformed knees have miraculously healed, myself, nitro, noir, not dating, not doing anything, now hiring personal hit-man, n.w.a. - r.i.p. eazy, ooh shiny!, oingo boingo, old dolls, orlando not florida, outdated architecture, outsourcing lovin', pajamafication, patsy cline, paul fussell, peaches, peacocks, phantom limbs, phony public arguments, pinheads, poison idea, praying for britney spears, pro offering incentives for voluntary sterility, psychology, public enemy, punk, quiet reading time, raymond carver, reading about serial killers, reading in general, red lipstick, reefer, remaking jewelry, ridiculously expensive sunscreen, rudimentary peni, samosas as big as your head!, sass, scott walker, scrabble, semicolons, sephora safaris, sex gang children, shirley jackson, shite, sigue sigue sputnik, siouxsie and the banshees, slayer, sleeping in, sneaky dees' nachos, sometimes cooking, space-age copolymers, spacemen 3, spending all day reading, stiff little fingers, subhumans, super duper lists, swans, swizzle sticks, talking serious shit, tattoos, the adicts, the avengers, the beach, the briefs, the business, the clash, the cliftons, the damned, the deep eynde, the dwarves, the fad gadget, the fall, the germs, the horrors (i know they look like douches), the misfits, the restarts, the runaways, the smiths, the sonics, the stooges, the supremes, the unretarded (not a band), tones on tail, tonight julie's gown was designed by edith head, toronto, tri-state killing sprees, tropical vacations and other fabulous prizes, tsol, tulips, turbonegro, twelve - the number, uno, useless trivia, valium, various artists, vegetarian, vintage clothing, virgin of guadalupe, virgin prunes, vitamin water xxx, vivienne westwood, vladimir nabokov, vodka-anything really, wanda jackson, warsaw (the band), washing down my hater tots with haterade, wearing a shirt, white teddy (not a band), writttting, x from los angeles, young adult novels, your poetry blows. My opinions are fucking important. Here they are.