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This sight has been set up to post Bulletins. Jokes, clips of humor, informative information,

MOSTLY USELESS INFORMATION

and other material of the sort. Even some inspirational post now and then. Fill free to -- REPOST ANY OF OUR BULLETINS --to share with your friends.

My Interests

Stress Reduction

Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.
Look. It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.
What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop!... back under they go...
You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.
There now... feeling better?

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO ARE WELL BEHAVED

WHO EVER STOLD MY CASSETTE COLLECTION

THE PERSON WHO OWNS THE DOG WHO VISITS MY YARD DAILY

Music:

I enjoy all types of music but the oldies seem to catch my attention.

Movies:

G-Rated Only

Television:

I'D RATHER ATTEND CHURCH

Heroes:

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My Blog

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Normally I don't pass on any off-color, or items with sexual content or innuendo.. which I accidentally receive. However, I felt that you're old enough and mature enough to handle this....
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 99...

This is an oldie' but I loved it! Baz LuhrmannEverybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99...Wear SunscreenIf I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen w...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST

Retirement Planning

Retirement planningIf you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $23.75With Intel, you would have had $18.90 left of the original $1,000.00.With WorldCom, you wou...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

My Favorite Blogger!

CLICK ON THE LINK BELOWCHECK OUT THIS BLOG AND LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON WHAT YOU THINK OF IT....
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:45:00 PST

Best Divorce Letter Ever


Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

Where did the white man go wrong?

Where did the white man go wrong?An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him."Chief Two Eagles," asked...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

VERTUAL SEX

3 SOMEDYKESGAYSGROUP SEXMISSIONARYWELL HUNG...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:42:00 PST

Bad Luck Wife

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she s...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST

Girls Night Out

Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.When the male dancer came over to us,my friend licked the...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

Class Project Gone Wrong

A good laugh is always nice, *Warning*---*if you are drinking coffee,swallow it now* -------------------------------------------------CLASS PROJECT GONE WRONGAn elementary school class started a cl...
Posted by Send*Me*Some*Humor on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST