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About Me

Hey there WELCOME TO MY PLACE. Watch where you put your feet. I am a six year old ram.I belong to the "GOTLAND PELT" breed. The GOTLAND PELT is a rare BREED which is over 1000 years old' There are not many of us left. We are the sheep kept by the VIKINGS and we originally came from the island of gotland in the Baltic sea between Denmark and Sweden. I now live on the SOUTH ISLAND OF NZ with my entire family, (Aunts, Uncles, Brothers, Sisters, and ALL their kids.)We bleat on about all sorts of stuff, from world peace, to cow shit on the grass and much in between. We care for a family of humans, their children, two cats and our dog - who likes to dress up. I love clover and grass, and like to follow behind the old ewes.Sometimes I just stand by the fence and watch the humans, they are quite amusing'check out the humans in the PICS.
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My Interests

Sheep is an amateur anthropoligist.He is very interested in the habits of humans and the way they often mimick sheep in their rituals,he tends to concentrate on the small routines and ritualisations that people fall back on to give them a sense that life is managable.SHEEP THINKS THAT " The truth about our lives is not something we can control or possess." SHEEP IS WRITING A NOVEL WITH ONE HOOF.

I'd like to meet:

THE SCARECROW WHO MISTOOK HIS WIFE FOR A HAT.SCARECROWS LOOK A LOT LIKE HUMANS BUT THEY DO NOT DO ALL THE BAD STUFF THAT HUMANS ARE INTO, LIKE STEALING AND KILLING , MR SHEEP THINKS THEY ARE PROBABLY MORE EVOLVED; THOSE WHO WIPE THEIR FEET BEFORE COMING IN. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YET BRAINWASHED.THE GUY WHO MADE "HOMEKILL" THE SHORT FILM ON MY VIDEOS. NOT MANY,IF ANY ?

Music:

SILVERWOODSTUDIO PROVIDE THE SOOTHING SOUNDS ON THIS SITE:Baa Baa Black sheep, Mary had a little lamb, Little Bo' Peep (has lost her sheep - That's humans for you)Green green grass of home, Sheep just gotta have fun,Green day, Don..t fence me in, Click go the shears,Home on the Range.

Movies:

"HOMEKILL" THE SHORT SHEEP, SNUFF MOVIE ON THIS SITE!!( look in my videos) Sheepzilla, Lord of the Flock, Silence of the lambs.The last Sheep standing,Vin Sheepnuts, Lost Sheep, Black Sheep Down, Sheep in Black,The Sheep who shagged me, The shower scene in "Psyco sheep"

Television:

Anything with wool in it. Lamb Chop.The add where the dog falls off the truck!

Books:

Make hay while the sun shines, The story of sheep, why was I born a sheep? 101 recipes for green leftovers. Sheep are from Pluto,Men are from Uranus,Women are out shopping.

Heroes:

The Wool Industry,Barry Crump,Fred Dagg, Rambo1,2&3, Lamb Chop.Mike (lambburger)Moore,The guy who cloned my auntie Barbaara.KillerSheep,

My Blog

I've been tagged

Mr Sheep discloses 6 secrets! 1. Mr Sheep has 48 wives, 33 mistresses, and 119 children that he is aware of. 2. Mr Sheep is particularly fond of the smell of old ewes. 3. Mr Sheeps quickest affair las...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

Father's Day

Tomorrow is Father's day, so as a proud father of 10, (still single - don't worry ladies) me and the kids got together for a day of family fun. Mavis arrived first, with a mouthful of hay. Unable to ...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

People

People are funny creatures - just this morning I was pondering about the strange things that they do. For example, Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't poi...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:06:00 PST

Sheep (the novel)

Embarrassment was an emotion that sheep had never experienced, but it was this emotion which made hat mans mouth tighten, and his neck and arms set in a strange stiffness. He would appologise to the n...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

Sheep (the novel)

Sheep had a fair idea what was troubling hat man. The large dog was still locked in his kennel , with the sun half way up the sky, that was unusual.Hat man was punishing large dog for sneaking across ...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:11:00 PST

Sheep the novel

Sheep could always tell the moods of the humans in his life. From detailed examination of the carriage of the arms, the curve of the spine, the set of the head on the neck, and most importantly, the e...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST

SHEEP the novel

Sheep watched with interest, as hat man minus his trade mark beany, navigated the flat tyre through the mud and shit.he could already smell that it was the old hay and there would only be the scraps o...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:28:00 PST

SHEEP the novel

Beginning. The world was beginning again, as it did every day for sheep. The sky was clear to the south, which meant the weather would gradually improve. Sheep slowly stretched, and shook some fragmen...
Posted by Mr Sheep on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST