Member Since: 8/26/2006
Band Website: pattirevell.com
Band Members: WE HAVE SOME OF THE FINEST MUSICIANS IN LONDON ON BOARD FROM TIME TO TIME. ANDY JONES, SIMON PEARSON, JEFF LEACH, FRASER SNELL, ROBIN ASPLAND, TREVOR BARRY, ROB TAGGART, MARK HODGSON, RICK LAUGHLIN, STEVE HILL.
Influences: EVERYBODY!!
If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, a prostitute delayed, and dry cleaners depressed?
You can never have too many friends .........or shoes!
Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that the other one enjoys it?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Can you cry under water?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
How many of you have tried to lick your elbow?!!
Money talks ..... but chocolate sings!
Sounds Like: A lazy sunday afternoon, eating ice cream in the sun, whilst sipping a long, cool beverage, listening to children's laughter with a general air of merriment.
Along comes a hot and heavy thunderstorm, followed by torrential rain, a lightening strike and a run for cover!
Out comes the sun again, the air smells fresh and all is well.
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