What you want to know fa eeh? Me is alright. Ah funny to de point where the Queen of England put out a Phatwa pon me because mi call her ah German immigrant. I don't suffer fools lightly and the Pope is a Nazi. Man like George Bush could never be one of mi friend dah terrorist and I love punnay. Me and Halle Berry should be dating but because she lost my digits Jamie Foxx can have her. Besides I'm in a happy relationship dat I want too get out of. I filled out an application form twice fe join wife swap and got tun down 3 times. I couldn't even get a bid pon ebay. My life is filled with tralling the daily press looking for comdic material and am currently suicidal and consipated and on the verge of over dosing on hardo bread for comfort. Life is so bright sometimes I could eat an orange but dem deh phones don't tast so nice so in the mean time lets just be friends.
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