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Scotland Yardie only appearing in SKANKED!

I'm a rude bwoy's worst nightmare - I'm a yardie wid a badge!!!!

About Me

I am Scotland Yardie and I 'n' I will bruk up any law-breakers residing inna de United Kingdom! I patrol de streets of Brixton wid my crime-fighting partner PC Ackee Saltfish. I am also quite famous as my exploits and adventures have appeared in at least two tings. The first is Skank Magazine a comic book by Bobby Joseph, Daniel Francis & Michael Robinson. And de other ting deh is de Black Eye Filmz production called, 'Skanked'. In de show, the cameraman follows me and PC Ackee Saltfish around as we deliver our weekly slot 'Community beatings'.
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My Interests

Me love to smoke and enjoy my good self! Oh yeah, and gyal!

I'd like to meet:

Dat stinking, dutty lickle bwoy deh dat sold me weed last week. Me ah go bruk up him blouse 'n' skirt!!! Watch.

Music:

Buju Banton, Ninjaman, Capleton, Damien Marley, Peter Tosh, and Dennis Brown.

Movies:

The Good, The Bad and The Hugly, Dirty Harry, Kobra, Drunken Master, Black Rain, Enter De Bajan Dragon!

Television:

Television is rubbish!!! Rot out unno pickney's minds!!!

Books:

I like a big t'ick book like... like... Lord of The Rings! It is de perfect book to bill a spliff off!!

My Blog

SKANKED SCREENING 2007!

SEE THE AWARD WINNING AND CONTROVERSIAL URBAN SKETCH SHOW 'SKANKED' ONLY AT THE PORTOBELLO FILM FESTIVAL!!! Dear Friends, Are you dumb, gifted and Slack?  Well, Black Eye Filmz gives you SK...
Posted by Scotland Yardie only appearing in SKANKED! on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST