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About Me

A STAND-UP COMEDIAN TRYING MAKE A LIVING WITHOUT HAVING TO JOIN THE RAT-RACE. I CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL AND I NEED TO EXPRESS IT IN SOME WAY OR I THINK I MIGHT GO CUCKOO. I'M A VERY SENSITIVE/SHY BLOKE REALLY! I DON'T LIKE BULLIES! I'M NOT SAYING I'VE NEVER BEEN HORRIBLE TO ANYONE (THERE ARE THINGS I'VE SAID/DONE TO OTHERS THAT I AM VERY ASHAMED OF) BUT I'M LEARNING. GOD,I'M LEARNING! IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T LEARN I AINT GOT TIME FOR. FUCK 'EM!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME WANT TO SMILE/LAUGH/THINK/COLLABORATE on SOMETHING SPECIAL(LIKE A SCREENPLAY)/GIVE ME LOTS of MONEY,REASONS,CHANCES,LOVE,EXCUSES,ETC,ETC,ETC. ABOVE:A REACTION TO HAVING CAMERAS SHOVED IN MY FACE. I WAS BEING FILMED FOR A DOCUMENTARY WHICH NEARLY BECAME THE 'PAGEANTRY OF MY DEMISE'. A TOUGH/HORRIBLE/INVALUABLE EXPERIENCE SO IT WAS. ABOVE:KEV'S CRIB:A LOW-FI PISS-TAKE OF MTV CRIBS. BEFORE YOU WATCH PLEASE READ THE 'KEVS CRIB' BLOG, ABOVE(CLICK ON 'View All Blog Entries'), TO HELP GIVE YOU THE SCOOP ON THE WHOLE THING. ENJOY!!!

My Blog

A Bitter Rant (VIDEO OF AN OLD GIG)

Below is a very old gig/bitter rant. Admittedly, it is a bit too 'up its own arse' at times but it was when I first started, so therefore, not meant to be taken too seriously. Besides, the audience li...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:16:00 GMT

Fuck!

Have you ever realised how wonderful everything is, and then the bubble burst?The sun's out, children laughing, your woman is sat beside you.Nothing else matters. Then, you realise there's this whole ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:50:00 GMT

Fitting In

Do you ever get the feeling that you really don't belong?You try your best to be polite and treat others with respect but, deep down, you can sense that they think you're a knob; people snap at you ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:19:00 GMT

FATSEXISTRACSISTHOMOPHOIBICANIMALHATINGWORKINGCLASSBIGOTEDCU NT!!!

I'm sat in a dark corner of Metros nightclub. A young middle-class man with dreadlocks wearing an organic, hand-made Afghan poncho hands me a leaflet about animal rights/vegetarianism. Referring to my...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:15:00 GMT

Politician

Are you surviving the pinch?I would never have known there was a recession on until I watched the news. I'm working-class, and I'm lazy. I've always been in a recession; these are like normal days ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 04:44:00 GMT

The Importance of not being Earnest

It's weird how your thoughts about what it is that you want to do with your life change with experience. Two years ago, if someone said that I should tailor my material for stag do's and hen nights, I...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 09:25:00 GMT

The Wharf!

A friend of mine just uploaded this video of me doing an open-spot at the now defunct comedy club at The Wharf in Cardiff. It was meant to be part of a mockumentary that I wanted to make but, from tha...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:56:00 GMT

Snippets (To be continued...)

SNIPPETS I posed for a picture once that a friend took of me for a project he was doing on 'the human condition'.I did it with the guarantee that the photo itself would never be shown.  Ten years late...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:16:00 GMT

Bavaria Safety Video

BORED SQUADDIESA few years ago,before going to Iraq to fight on the front line,my mate (the one doing the talking) trained in Germany.One day,while on exercise, they were so bored that they made this ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:43:00 GMT

Kevs Crib

Here's the link to that Kev's Crib video I wont shut the fuck up about:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39smVdcn3sUI have also got it at the bottom of my profile page but I have been informed that it ha...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:22:00 GMT