I’m not so much a misunderstood experimental psychologist, as some describe (not m-m-m-mad); but rather, a tough, positive, sober, and conscientious practitioner.
In short, I am here to help/experiment on you! (Are you feeling sleeeepy yet? You can start telling me about some fake childhood you just made up.)
I can tell a lot about a person just from their Macaroni & Cheese recipe, for example.
This site is like a Dear Abby column: You can ask questions in my Comment section (below), and later, question and answer may be published in the Blog section (above). After that, you can Comment to the Blog as to what you thought of my answer, and so can others comment on the question or answer.
For those already self-diagnosed:
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please DO NOT keep posting the same question over and over.- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to post your question for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, please indicate which personality wants to know.
- If you are paranoid-delusional, I already know who you are, and what you want. Don't post your question, just look for my answer. Nobody is going to be tracing anyone's IP Address to anywhere.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell what buttons to push.
- If you are depressed, it doesn't matter what you ask, or how long I take to respond, my answer is sure to make you feel even worse.
- If you are prone to hallucinate, please go to someone else's site and pretend that it's not mine.
- If you’re feeling suicidal right now, don’t wait, unlike most feelings this one will NEVER pass, but do me a favor and post your note here first so we can all analyze it later.
- If you’re bipolar, please wait till you are at one extreme or the other to post a question.
- If you’re bored, lie down on any couch where nobody else is around, speak into the air loudly what you would RATHER be doing, and then consider doing that.
- If you experience hyperactivity, don't eat as much sugar.
- If you suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), you might want to reread this line.
- If your brain lacks certain hormones (like serotonin, endorphin, dopamine, or norepinephrine), you might be able to order some online from India or Canada.
- If you suffer from delusions of grandeur, start a site like mine.
- If you really are crazy, AGGGGGHHHHHH! CD9. BOL. TMTOYH! KUTGW. ROFLOL! TYVM.
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