And then the fight started.... |
Thanks Melanie, for forwarding this! Here's some good, tasteless humor.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And th...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:42:00 GMT |
Better read your cat’s diary |
Periodically, I get funny emails that just make me roll with laughter. Pretty much anything with cats or dogs can do the trick. Here's a funny one to share with y'all.
DOG DIARY 7:00 AM - ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:31:00 GMT |
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws |
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword ge...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:18:00 GMT |
Mr. P. Niss wants a raise |
The day the Penis asked for a raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I d...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:19:00 GMT |
How to wash a cat |
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.4. In one ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:42:00 GMT |
A good example of why waxing is evil... |
This is not a personal story, but damn funny nonetheless~
Wax is not your friend! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, s...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:08:00 GMT |
Immigration.....Let's say I break into your house |
This was forwarded to me in an email and is priceless:
A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recent...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
BASIC RULES FOR CATS |
BASIC RULES FOR CATS WHO HAVE A HOUSE TO RUN1. Chairs & Rugs: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is availabl...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:32:00 GMT |
I BELIEVE |
I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is,they're going to hurt you every once in a
while...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:20:00 GMT |
Dictionary for decoding women/men |
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.................................49. Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Averag...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:09:00 GMT |
