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The Villager

About Me


Born at a very young age...personable, presentable and non-habit forming vexatious litigant, art installation, tourist attraction, unwelcome distraction, social construct and site of special scientific interest. No discernible hobbies, interests or world-beating feats but nicer and more accessible than it might appear here. Washes whiter than leading competitors but not a substitute for a well-balanced diet. Drink your flask of weak lemon drink now, scratch and sniff panel No2 on your complementary scratchcard, consider who you could have met...aaaand relax

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Nymphs, shepherds and fellow forty shilling freeholders primarily but come one...come all...Liberty Hall. Prospective cyber pals are expected to be largely self-policing and know when it is appropriate to throw themselves headlong and roughly down several flights of stairs.

My Blog

Real Family Fortunes Answers

The pride of Britain. That's preshaa! Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.." Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.." A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.." Som...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:26:00 GMT

Sid Waddell Quotes

This needs no editorial from me.  Voice of darts Sid Waddell in full hyperbolic, stream consciousness flow. "It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair." "Bristow reaso...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:56:00 GMT