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auntiecoagulant

Don't let the bastards get you down. Don't greet the bastards at your door. Don't live among the bas

About Me



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My Interests



carpal tunnel vision, foshata, Hobos, birthday cake, foggy mountain breakdowns, time biding, Stephen Colbert and the Get Fresh Crew, string cheese theory, Real Arcade, MUSIC, cats, dogs, horses, donuts, TV, MST3K, torrents, reading, drawing, beer, lambic, single malt, lip gloss and lip balm, hair care products, black cherries, popping pimples, squashing Lewbie, my Barcalounger, candy, cool weather, rain, Crimmus time, silver, fragrance, camera phone, shoes, toys......

I'd like to meet:



Movies:


Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Wicker Man, The Princess Bride, Night of the Hunter, The Searchers, Stripes, Dear Heart, The Apartment, The Odd Couple, M*A*S*H, Deep Red, Suspiria, The Texas Chainsaw Masscre (only the original), Vacation, El Dorado, Cape Fear (both versions), Billy Madison, Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Dune, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, The Return of the Jedi (that's IT for Star Wars), Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, History of the World Part I, Broken Flowers, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Ghost In The Shell, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Macross Plus, Grave of the Fireflies, Vampire Hunter D, Fist of the North Star, Now and Then, Here and There (I think you get the picture, I like anime), California Suite, The Goodbye Girl, I'm Not Rappaport, The Fortune Cookie, The Out-Of-Towners, Days of Wine and Roses, The Quiet Man, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Charade, Vertigo, Rear Window, North By Northwest (basically all of Alfred Hitchcock, I even liked Frenzy!), Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, To Catch A Thief, African Queen, The Caine Mutiny, Grease, Yellow Submarine, A Hard Day's Night, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, This Is Spinal Tap, A Clockwork Orange, Scanners, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, O Brother Where Art Thou (etc. etc. etc.), Taxi Driver, Barfly, Memento, Vanilla Sky, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Labrynth, The Man Who Fell To Earth, another list that can go on and on and on!

Television:



Seinfeld, The Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Nova, Point of View, Frontline, MST3K (preferrably with Joel) The Daily Show, Monkey Dust, Real Time With Bill Maher (he rules!), Adult Swim, Anime: (Yes I like anime, if you have anything bad to say about it you can eat a candy bar out of my ass) Chobits, Full Metal Panic, Fooly Cooly, Comic Party, Paranoia Agent, Gantz, etc. IFC, Sundance Channel, BBC America, The Science Channel, Animal Planet.... Basically I'll watch anything funny, thoughtful, provocative and/or potentially offensive.

Books:

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I love to read a bit of everything from classic literature, horror, science fiction, non-fiction, magazines and pamphlets to sales circulars, catalogs and backs of cereal boxes.

Heroes:



My beloved Shim-Sham. We miss him so much!

My Blog

The Burt Reynolds

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST

Nose Bleed From Hell

Well my super-buddy Lewis, or Lewbie as I call him, is in the hospital. Yesterday morning he had a bit of a nose bleed, or rather a nose-torrent. I've never seen such a massive nosebleed except for th...
Posted by auntiecoagulant on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

Groan!

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

Pancake Abuse

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST

This Is Racist

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:00:00 PST

I Wonder What The Poor People Are Doing?

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

History Lesson

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

Amen

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

On The Playground

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Babies Is Sneaky Jack

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Posted by auntiecoagulant on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:52:00 PST