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Suzanne

Oh, hey there, Killer. Gimme a couple of your ribeyes.

About Me

I have mild OCD. I have severe insomnia. I clean obsessively when stressed. I alphabetize almost everything, except my books which I list by author and then pub date and I don't mix the hard covers with the paperbacks. I have control issues. I love the smell of used bookstores. I swear far too much and make inappropriate, filthy comments that put people off. I like to spontaneously speak in strange accents. I hate to wear shoes and socks. I don't lie. I don't like people who lie. I have no tolerance for stupidity or ignorance or people who have no respect for personal space. When I'm sad, I watch 'Garden State' to incite crying. I hate talking on the phone. I'm a cat person. I love "other peoples'" kids. I love the sensation of getting tattoos. I hate driving, but I love to ride in the car. So what do you think? Wanna be friends?
I also love horror. Books, movies... anything. I became a horror fanatic at an early age watching Hammer films on Saturday afternoons at my grandparents house. I got turned on to Stephen King by my babysitter when I was in elementary school. I have a pretty sick collection of movies, as well as a pretty large collection of books. Now, if I could only find the time to watch and read them all...

My Interests

Collecting and reading books, going to the movies, buying movies, renting movies, talking about movies, music, cats, travel, Irish things, Scottish things, men in kilts, art, walking with sticks, hiking, skiing, tattoos, horseback riding, Guinness, zombies, vampires... and bunnies.

I'd like to meet:

Other horror fans (for obvious reasons); writers because I suck at writing (just read my blogs), but admire those who do it well; well rounded cinephiles and these people...

This Fucker...

Sixx

Always and forever Fahey...

Music:

I was raised listening to bluegrass and "real" country, which is why I now avoid it at all costs. I love classical music. Now, I tend to favor one off songs by no one in particular, no genre in particular, that I gravitate to based on how I'm feeling. If we need specifics... Alice in Chains, Live, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Queen, Rob Zombie, Tool, White Zombie. I'm still partial to 80s music and I also like a little disco now and again.

Movies:

28 Days Later, A Clockwork Orange, Alice, Sweet Alice, Alien, Aliens, American Psycho, An American Werewolf in London, April Fools Day, Audition, Audrey Rose, Bad Ronald, The Bad Seed, Battle Royale, The Beyond, The Black Cat, Black Christmas, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Braveheart, The Brood, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Burning, Burnt Offerings, Cabin Fever, Candyman, Cannibal Halocaust, Carrie, Castle Freak, The Changeling, The Children, Christine, City of the Living Dead (The Gates of Hell), Clockwork Orange, Clownhouse, The Company of Wolves, Cujo, Damien: Omen II, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Dawn of the Dead (2003), Dead Alive (Braindead), Death Proof, The Descent, Demon Seed, The Devil's Backbone, Don't Look Now, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, The Exorcist, Exorcist III, The Fly, Friday the 13th (I-IV), Fright Night, The Funhouse, Garden State, Ghost Story, Ginger Snaps, Gothic, Groundhog Day, Habit, Halloween, Halloween II, Happy Birthday to Me, Hellbound: Hellraiser II, Hellraiser, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, High Tension, Hostel, Hot Fuzz, House by the Cemetery, House of Wax (Vincent Price), The Howling, The Hunger, I Spit on Your Grave, Jaws, Kill Bill (1 & 2), Last House on the Left, Les Yeux Sans Visage, Lollilove, M, Man Bites Dog, May, The Meaning of Life, Misery, Nosferatu, Of Mice and Men (1939), The Omen (1976), Omen III: The Final Conflict, The Other, Overboard, Pet Semetary, Planet of the Apes, Planet Terror, Psycho, Psycho III, Pumpkinhead, Ravenous, Re-Animator, Reservoir Dogs, Rosemary's Baby, The Sentinel, Serenity, Session 9, Se7en, Shadow of the Vampire, Shallow Grave, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepy Hollow, SLiTHER, Spider Baby, Squirm, Ssssssss, Star Wars (all of them), Student Bodies, Suspiria, The Tenant, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Thing, To Kill a Mockingbird, Trainspotting, The Unseen, Wait Until Dark, When a Stranger Calls (original), The Wicker Man (original), Willard, Zombie. Also, all of the "Dead" movies by Romero, anything by Peter Jackson, Lucio Fulci, David Cronenburg, Danny Boyle, Amicus and Hammer films and all the wacky 80s comedies.

Television:

Amazing Stories, Angel (only the Doyle episodes), Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dexter, Fawlty Towers, Firefly, Law & Order: SVU, League of Gentlemen, LOST, Mary Hartman Mary Hartman, Masters of Horror, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Office (UK), OZ, Tales from the Darkside, The Tudors, Twilight Zone, The Young Ones.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, Clive Barker, Edward Lee, Victor Heck, Monica J., James Cheetham, The Exorcist, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, A Clockwork Orange, Swan Song. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. I also love Poe, Byron, Welsh, Gorey, Salinger, Steinbeck and anything to do with forensics.

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Heroes:

Attila the Hun, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and James Gunn.

My Blog

Thought for the day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or play with it,Piss on it and walk away.
Posted by Suzanne on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

There is a God and his name is Steve Jobs

Those of you who read my last blog know that I "washed" my iPod. Well, guess what? The fucking thing works!! I let it dry out for a week and hooked it up to the computer, then charged it and it FUCKIN...
Posted by Suzanne on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:59:00 PST

Sometimes I wonder how it is I manage to function on a daily basis

Ok, so I'm already pissed off that MySpace is a piece of shit and nothing works. I can't access my mail, I'm not getting comment notices, I can't edit my page and I can't even send a fucking message t...
Posted by Suzanne on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:26:00 PST

A kitty goes to Heaven...

I was out on my walk today with Becky and about a mile into it, she ran into the road saying, "Oh my God! Don't look. Don't look!" So, of course, I had to look. There was a little black & white sp...
Posted by Suzanne on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

Superbad is...

super-awesome!Thank you.
Posted by Suzanne on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

Just Because

OK, one of my damn friends posted this as a bulletin. Anybody who knows me knows I don't post (or repost) bulletins, but this one was kind of interesting, so I thought I'd post as a blog. It will give...
Posted by Suzanne on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST

I should be at the gym...

but I'm not. Why? Well because I'm in too much awe over my new toy. My new toy that no one shall touch but me. 12" of pure enjoyment. No, it is not a vibrator! God, you people always have your minds i...
Posted by Suzanne on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

Monsters and Madmen

Well, I haven't blogged in a good long while (not that anybody reads these fucking things), but after the shenanigans that my friend Becky and I had at Monster Mania 8, I felt the need to share with a...
Posted by Suzanne on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

Tuesday, April 10th, 3:15 am

I can't sleep. Not a surprise, I can't ever sleep. I have taken every sleep aid known to man and it never helps for long. Amitriptilan, Lunesta, Ambien, Meletonin, Valerian Root, Magnesium supplements...
Posted by Suzanne on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

Showest 2007

I've been going to the Showest convention in Las Vegas for the last few years and, normally, I have a pretty good time. The stars, the parties, the movies... But things have gone a bit downhill over t...
Posted by Suzanne on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST