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Sanguine Learner

kkwageslave

About Me

I am a heavy metal singer, fine dining waiter, and in the immediate future I'm looking to break into stand up. I come off as a bit off eccentric, and am full of useless trivia

My Interests

Picking heavy things up and putting them back down again, video games, drinking, cooking/eating tasty food, trouble

I'd like to meet:

I'm pretty open, I like meeting people from all walks of life, as long as they aren't mute

Music:

Metal, industrial, etc. acid jazz, electronica, classical

Movies:

sex, violence and comedy. Combinations of these things work too

Television:

Late night cartoons

Books:

Lovecraft, David Icke

My Blog

hrm

So I was feeling a little down since my brother od’d this weekend and my mother is on oxygen/ prolly won’t walk again for another year or so. I decided it was time for some perspective.Wha...
Posted by Sanguine Learner on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

exploring the baltimore projects

Ok, for whatever reason people keep telling me that it is a bad idea to be the only white guy walking alone in the projects late at night.  I find the experience surreal though... As I walk down ...
Posted by Sanguine Learner on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:05:00 PST

I saw the guy who failed to mug me walking around

For those of you who don't know the story, I am continually uninpressed by the new stunts I see out of our local gangbangers.  One day in hamden a gentlemen tried to mug me with a chain..... for ...
Posted by Sanguine Learner on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

I really really really hate irony

I mean it's ok getting stabbed in the back sometimes, but I wish it wouldn't be also ironic.  For whatever reason I never see it coming until it's way too late
Posted by Sanguine Learner on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST

when I turned on the television

It was showing walker texas ranger. I decided to watch Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon.
Posted by Sanguine Learner on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST

this is how I imagine your internal monologue

not sure if it's that complimentary to hear that while watching fear and loathing in las vegas.  Unfortunately some of it's pretty similar
Posted by Sanguine Learner on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:02:00 PST