Movies, TV, Biking, Skiing, DRINKING, Vodka, wine, not beer (ick), shoes (not pointy ones), voodo babies (thanks to a friend), pugs (not plugs, hair or bottom included), reading (Non fiction only), escapism, role-playing, checkers, Vegas and watching hot air balloons.This is my new hobby and pretty much guarantees any 13 - 17 year old boys I see think I'm the coolest. Fortunately, I am not a pedarest. Unfortunately, I have a whole new set of bruises to go with it. I'm scared of MTV's scarred, but jumping off shit is just too much fun. And my dumb road bike broke... :(FIXED!
I'd like to meet:
People who like horror, whores, dressing up and going out for a night on the town. My tarot reader said I'd meet someone from Mass. but I think your accents and faces are gross more often than not, so you probably should be an import if you contact me & live in massachussets.Like everyone, I think I am more stunning than I am, but I still don't want to meet really ugly people. You just aren't pleasant to look at, so I'd rather not. Like lepers, you should stick with your own.If you have a pompador or duck tail, I don't want to meet you either. I'll meet anyone else. I will meet you if your black, just not date you (see above)
Music:
Crispin Glover, Beyonce, Death Cab, Smashing Pumpkins, Barry Manilow, Prince, Gay Dance Music, Built to Spill, Dandy Warhols, Shins, 50 Cent, Christina Aguilera, Grace Jones, Billie Holiday and Mother Love Bone (RIP 'Lil Andrew)
Movies:
Charlie's Angels, Rape-Revenge flicks, Man Bites Dog, John Waters, Animal Comedies, anything bloody, Student Bodies, An American Werewolf in London and a Polish Vampire in Burbank (Kiss me I'm Polish, no joke!) Pekinpah, Indie Movies, Malase Brothers stuff, any documentaries and love Turkish remakes. I also love Little Shop of Horrors and used to be obsessed with Rick Moranis (pre- Puberty of course), 80's corporate greed movies and any movie about the dangers of drugs.
Television:
Rescue Me, Entourage, Arrested Development, the Snorks and the Wuzzles, Pink Panther, Duck Tales, ALF, Doogie Howser, The ADventures of Pete & Pete, Mr. Show, Buffy, SCTV (Rick Moranis phase), crappy SNL when Anthony Michael Hall was on, Two, They Came From Outerspace, Manimal, Hate Fantasy Island cuz it's scary, Hate Harry & the hendersons cus he's hairy, like MTV & VH1 shows, any reality show with skanks and stand up comedy specials.
Books:
Conspiracy theory books, anything from Disinfo, anything (except the Anton Levay) books from Feral House, books on Madness, funny gay essayists, anything from the social sciences section (NOT the WOMEN's or G&L studies) Bloom County cartoon books (always found in the humor sections) bicycling mags.
Heroes:
The Golden Girls, Nancy Drew, The Drews, Borat, Lucianne Goldberg, Michael Moriarty, Margot Kidder, Gene Stapleton, Scott Grimes, Keith Gordon, Randall Bantinkoff, the girl that played the guy in "Just One of the Guys," Yeardly Smith, Lil Kim, Lil Richard, Rick James, Rick Schroeder, Shroeder from the Peanuts, Cathy (when not having a chocolate attack) Peaches, Robin Byrd, Trannies, Jeff Goldblum, Miss America, myself.
