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Tofurky Zombie Nightmare

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Im usually happy, social, friendly to strangers, I talk too much, almost the poster child for add. Hey Look a chicken. I tend to be more so on the silly side; I'm serious when I have to be or when its approriate.I happen to be a very loyal, giving and reliable friend. If youre my friend, as far as i'm concerned time nor distance has no bearing.Im also the idiot who when you ask "when you see a glass, is it half full or half empty". You may get a response to the effect of, was the glass too big for what you were intending on pouring? It depends on my mood what i'll say. Its hard to think outside the box when you didn't know there was one. I sort of maintain a "what you see is what you get" attitude I suppose... I hate games. I also hate drama (and thank you one person in particular for staying out of my life. The Rabbits better be healthy) I . If youre all about drama, i'm all about stayin the hell away from you.I can also be found on www.there.com as "mrcrankypuss"I admit, I smoke (trying hard to quit!!!-managing to go a few months now),I don't drink much (to those who have known me, yes I am serious), i'm sill a metalhead at heart. I'm getting back to playing bass/guitar, trying to form a band of sorts. I don't know what to expect other than it shoud be a good time. I'm aiming twards a Megadeth/Type O/Slayer/Testament who knows sort of sound. I don't care if it evolves into polka, as long as its good. Maybe i'll pioneer industrial polka or some crap because it seems like everyting else has been done- or become so over the top its become overly retarted. I'll just let the music do its job. I'm not an "extreme" person. I don't even like to say "extreme" in an "extreme" fashon. Otherwise I sound like the guy who does the "Sunday Sunday Sunday! Monster Truck Extreme". Okay, so I go off on tangents a lot.Feel free to take these tests....Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.heres more stuff to play with--
You Are From the Sun
Of all your friends, you're the shining star. You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight. You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party. Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty. Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best! What Planet Are You From?This one was kind of amusing..It says i'm a strange minded freak who is a narcissistic sociable loner who needs people which i am supposedly afraid of....I think I broke it.
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 62%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 46%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||||||||||| 58%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
personality tests by similarminds.comHeres more useless crap about me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sean
Birthday: 11/09/1973
Birthplace: Manhasset, NY
Current Location: Miami.....
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde/red/black (growing it out, it was supposed ot be temporarily black)
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends
Your Heritage: Irish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martins
Your Weakness: Not being able to stay focused, but im getting better.
Your Fears: I become almost famous, and die of a drug overdose.
Your Perfect Pizza: One that doesn't make me gain weight just by looking at it. Otherwise anything without anchovies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Put an album together.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFL.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damnit.
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands.
Your Bedtime: If I were allowed to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in New Hampshire in the woods by myself in the winter under a full moon....
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Its been a while.... Single, because some asshole has to not want to do what everone does and ruins it.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Im not that trendy.
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: When appropriate and in context.
Do you Sing: If you call it that.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Hell fuck yeah.
Do you want to get Married: Certainly!
Do you belive in yourself: No, but I believe i'll have another drink.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Ummmm. They call me Mr Personality... j/k. I'm just me.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a healthy freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Love em
Do you like Thunderstorms: Given the chance i'll play in them
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Twice (yes only twice, suprise!)
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just the box. I left the Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. Yum!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. It woud be fun though
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In miami? You kidding me? Someone would steal my clothes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've downloaded a few songs.... thats about it.
Ever been Drunk: Who me?
Ever been called a Tease: By an unneccicarily jealous exgirlfiend acting retarted.
Ever been Beaten up: back in 84?
Ever Shoplifted: A smurf when I was seven. I felt guilty afterwards.
How do you want to Die: Rich, happy, with my family taken care of the rest of their lives
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: In a band playing guitar, or some sort of artist.
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere that's not south florida
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long. Short if it fits
Height: over 5
Weight: depends on the body
Best Clothing Style: something that fits
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0.I dunno if youre counting pharmacuticals
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: none.. to indecisive
Number of Tattoos: Can't get one, can't make up my mind.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There isin't enough room to fit them on here
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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

I like to play guitar, bass or whatever I am so inclined to play (when i get the chance) drive to random places. I enjoy going to metal shows, playing with animals, gadgets and purposely butchering the english language for the sake of humor (try taking shakesperian english and throw some ghetto slang and you come up with some pretty funny conversation). I don't do much (time constraints) and my job has bestowed upon me happier days than as of late. I love the National Geographic Channel, History Channel, Animal Planet, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network; and lots of campy horror. Im not shallow, im just well, not sure what to write.
You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the
dead took over your body in a lonely cabin, and
now it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly,
while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezus
out of Ash repeatedly, he will ultimately wipe
you from existence. You can only be killed by
bodily dismemberment.

What kind of Zombie are you?
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You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and
empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You
cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to
surround yourself and drink of the song in
their blood.

What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You?
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S Slippery
E Enchanting
A Awesome
N Neglected
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From Go-Quiz.comI happen to travel a lot an take interest in the locals wherever I go to see what their lives are all about. So, heres a map of the people who visit me? (Just added october 26th) " border=0
Click to zoom in on my visitor map!

I'd like to meet:

Friendly people with a pulse. I'm not picky, except for taking company with people with extensive criminal backgrounds. They're never a dull moment on the other hand...Im broke and if you need stuff for your phone, click on this link. I don't believe in spamming. ....

Music:

I listen to just about everything from heavy metal, techno, new age, disco, the music my parents listen to. Anything goes, I don't even have to understand the language as long as the music is good. Some of my faves are Type O Negative, Covenant, Apoptygma Berzerk, Slayer, Enya, John Denver,Johnny Mathis, Dean Martin, a lot of 80's new wave and in between. I can't deal with gangster(C)rap and that spanish music that is found 500 decibles too loud commonly played at used car lots. Beyond that, I even like some polka. If you think i'm kidding....... Check out the Six Fat Dutchmen or the Canadian Brass. We can go out and have an Oompah good time!

Movies:

I love bad b movies/bargain bin bad b, horror, adventure, comedy, artsy movies and cartoons. I loved the Dark Crystal, History of the World Part 1, Young Frankenstein, Amadeaus, Tron; Seven. City of Lost Children, Vidocq, theres many to say. Im pretty open to things... WARNING: I can handle only so many chick flicks before I feel the need to strangle someone, or at least vomit.

Television:

I love sci fi, channel, animal planet, cartoon network, history channel, and A3tv when they're playing videos. I watch just about anything as long as its not absolutely horrible or a soap opera.If I see another trading spaces episode I will probably rip my spleen out. Same goes for Bravo.Better Yet- Take a look at what I DO watch-Get your own widget.

Books:

I don't have any favorites. I used to read a fair amount of books, but not lately, primarily due to time constraints. I read a fair amount of magazines if it counts for anything? Maxim, Scientific American, Astronomy, anything thats remotely interesting and diverse- they seem to be more accomidating to my attention span, they're also handy when youre on the toilet. I (used to) have many books on palm reading, hand writing analisys, many books on religions (no, theres no perfect religion, just the perfect drink for me), science books, astronomy, how to books and what not. If someone were to have raided my (what was) library, they wouldnt know what to make of me. I had everything from how to work on a car, to scrying, to playing differen tmusic instruments, the bible, books on the occult; I really don't know what to say?Just ask me, I am not good at writing about myself.

Heroes:


Your Monster Profile
Mad Warrior
You Feast On: Power Bars
You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers What's Your Monster Name?I have no heros. I don't idolize anyone in particular. Its not fair.I have a great deal of respect and admiration for many people -My Father, Mother, Grandparents and such. Outside of family, Peter Steele of Type O. Ronin of VNV, Dave Mustaine, my 9th grade science teacher. Intellegent, humble, hillarious, strong, and down to earth and succesful. Those people have achieved in life where one day I aspire to be.Or if you don't know who they are, pretty much anyone that has the balls and talent to be who they want to be, to stay focused and succede depsite criticisim. I so guess I would have to say in the end, God would be my ultimate hero? If not for him/her or whatver your faith may say, what would we have?My other Hero would be Capitan Morgan.Then I guess the person who made Coke go back to the original formula.
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In Memory of Lucky 04/20/99 - 11/25/07

It was early this morning I got the call. The first call I just naturally assumed was a wrong number being I get a lot of those calls. I didn't recognize the number. So, we got up early to shower, ...
Posted by Tofurky Zombie Nightmare on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

foot in mouth

Sometimes I really hate not necessarily myspace, but when words translate wrong online. I meant to just pay someone a compliment, and I turned around and unintenionally offended them. I know im a l...
Posted by Tofurky Zombie Nightmare on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

Much better now

If I ever tale flexoril or Soma again someone please smack me.   Turns up thats what had me so damn miseable and it wa compunding itself with my back pain... Beyond that life is just peachy ...
Posted by Tofurky Zombie Nightmare on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

Road Whore

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Posted by Tofurky Zombie Nightmare on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

Scared, and I don't have the balls to say it

Im scared. I hate needles, knives, IV's and not being able to work. I have to go in for back surgery. Apparently I happen to have a retartedly high pain threshold. I hate needles. I hate knives. ...
Posted by Tofurky Zombie Nightmare on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST

bored and thinking too much

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Posted by Tofurky Zombie Nightmare on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST