Reading,running,
fitness,animals.
Extraterrestrials
Does this swimsuit make my crotch look big?
I beta tested your mom
My Ex and I.
He was a real DEAD fu*k.
They sleep like this every nite.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
I'd only end up hurting you...
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
People tell me I look more like my father in this photo...
GQ's Most Handsome Man of the Century (sorry ladies he's mine!)
Having margarita's before going to the pussy bar to visit old friends....(and stare at some coochie)
Everything
House on Haunted Hill (original version), Hostel, The Little Mermaid, Edward Scissorhands, Mean Girls, Jarhead, The Naked Gun movies, Airplane, Spaceballs, Hustle & Flow, TransAmerica, Hard Candy, Hellboy, The Corpse Bride, Dawn of the Dead, Hellraiser, V for Vendetta, X-Men,
The Simpsons, Masters of Horror, Weeds, Tales from the Crypt, Sci-fi Channel, Dr.90210
Clive Barker (my fav), H.P. Lovecraft,Poe, Robert Louis Stevenson, Greg Illes, Stephen King, Hemingway. Books on forensic pathology & anthropology, Serial killer biographies....Bundy,Gein,Gacy,Berkowitz,Ramirez, Manson...the list goes on.
What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
My sexy friend ?Carolynn? in Candyland maded this for me.
I like butterflies and orange sherbert.
Thank You My Dog Weezie.
"Where will you be when your laxative starts working?"
Drawing by my friend Todd ;)
My Dr. said I'm supposed to take these with alcohol.