A Little FSM Humor. |
This is for those Pastafarians that need a bit of help when faced with a pack of joking religious 'friends' - Be they fellow employes, family memebers or your ex-minister, They will see that your New ...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST |
Pastafarian Sayings |
Here are a few Pastafarian Sayings for all of you Faithful Followers!
- DRC (Apostle Sage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
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Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:07:00 PST |
New Prayers for a New Age |
Well seeing as how We, the Pastafarians, are growing and becoming more and more dominate with our growth since the Prophet, Bobby Henderson heard the call of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in 2005. And ...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST |
All 9 Pastafarian Valentine's Day Cards & 6 Pirate of the Caribbean cards |
Well I sent out the Two Major Pastafarian Valentine's Day cards. Yet looking around today I saw many types of cards and was saddened that we, the greatest religion/science ever known, only had two. I ...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:46:00 PST |
The Colbert Report |
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If this doesn't work then just go to ComedyCentral.co...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST |
Saint William of Normandy - Oct. 14th |
This, indeed, is one of the most Fruitful Pirates of All Time. A Decendant from Vikings, Conqueror of not only Normandy but also England (Which has never to this day been taken agai...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST |
Saint Henry Morgan - August 25th |
Morgan was "a man who used clergy as human shields, tortured civilians, went all out with his orders, organized gigantic looting expeditions in in the full knowledge that no state of war existe...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Problems That I See... |
Well As You may have heard, Last Tuesday Sept. 15th, Pope Benedict XVI attacked the Muslim Faith. It has been a rough Week But I finally have a bit of free time to send out this message to the open mi...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST |
Fun Times in Tyler, Texas |
I'm Still in College, right. Well on Facebook (MySpace for College Students) there is an Amazing group a great friend of mine, Nathan Juenke, created a few months ago called The Damned at Ut Tyle...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST |
Saint Leif Ericson - October 9th |
Nevertheless, even after all the hard work of trying to start a major outpost and colony in the New World by these Viking Pirates, life there just didn't work and soon the disc...
Posted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST |
