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Ajax Hallifax

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About Me

Man of the people. Pinball enthusiast. Thrift store fan. Ethnic food spelunker. Total Motherfucker.

Wanna know who really runs the show? You'll never guess



My Interests


25 Random Questions:
How would you label yourself? Kooky intellectual outsider.
Are you - Single, Taken, Playing the field, In Love, Looking for Love? I'll take taken for a thousand, Alex..
Any Tattoo's/Piercings? Not one. Not yet.
What event in your life made you cry the most? My own birth.
What movie/TV series do you know every line to? Blade Runner.
Last time you were drunk? Well, that all depends on what YOU call drunk.....
What's your favorite smell? Success.
When did you wake up today? 6:00 AM.
Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? It was foundation shaking..
Favorite Devo song? Gates Of Steel
Most embarrassing memory from the past 6 months? Embarrassed just comes easy.
Most regretted memory from the past 6 months? Oddly, I have none.
Best memory from the past 6 months? Cumming, GA Goodwill. Aisle 3. 6:46 PM. You shoulda been there..
Do you have any love interests at the moment? I'm very interested.
What do you think about the most? Toys, boobies and the origin of the universe. In that order.
Are you clean? Messy? Just give me a day or so before you come over
What's your favourite food? Sushi, Cheese, Smoked BBQ, More Cheese and anything I have not yet tried.
Have you ever gone to class drunk? I seem to have more class when I'm drunk. Or is that the booze talking?
Are you still friends with the people you knew in middle school or high school? No. I moved. We still bump into each other on the interweb.
Are you afraid of commitment? No, I'm afraid of divorce lawyers.
Are you hungry right now? Always hungry for sumthin'.
Are you open and honest or do you tend to keep your feelings locked up? Everythings on the table.
What's one of the dumbest things you've said? Why don't you move down here?
Plans for today? Work. Eat. Sleep. Other.
What are you doing now besides taking this survey? Curing cancer.

I'd like to meet:

Funny Introverts. Former Prudes. Socialized Sociopaths. Late Bloomers. Early Risers. Sincere Charmers. Creative Do-Somethings. Shut-Ins. Shut-outs. Risk Takers and Battleship Sinkers.

Music:

I like stuff under the radar. Or over the top.

Movies:

See Above.

Bill Hicks Losing it

Bill Hicks in Chicago facing possibly the worst audience of his career snaps several times. This is one of those times.

Absloutely fucking crazy!! "Day in the Decade" Beatles tribute segment from 1977 Rolling Stone Anniversary
Beatles tribute from hell! From the Rolling Stone Magazine 10th Anniversary TV special in 1977, found by a stranger on an unlabled Beta tape at a flea market. Featuring Ted Neeley (the guy who played Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar"), Patti Labelle, Yvonne Elliman and several others. Show Biz at it's finest.

Television:


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Now go and do something funny and random.

Books:



Heroes:

Look in the mirror.
Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options)
You are Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy. My hero.
Take this quiz !
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Ajax Hallifax will go to jail for ...
Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children, subsequently changing the course of history forever......
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Were an Otter
You are a faithful friend who guides others toward success and cheap drinks.
You are also light hearted,enjoy a good dick and fart joke and love to fuck with people. Like I'm doing right now. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your results:
You are
Green Fucking Lantern
Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 80% Giant Rectum Man 65% Hulk 60% Superman 55% Juggernaut 50% The Brown Hornet 50% Batman 45% Robin and/or Fernando The Bull 40% The Flash 40% Wonder Woman 35%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination. You also look fucking hot in tights and a mask.
Click here to see me peeing on the 3rd rail

My Blog

Found a hair in my soup, again!

You can't have a beard on the weekends.  It's a full time job now.  Eating has become less friendly.  I'm constantly checking for food deposits after meals (gross, I know).  I'm at...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

Notes from the one-ply underground

  I'm no stranger to the world of toilet humor.  The closest thing to a  meta joke I ever got as a child was "Pull my finger".  Subsequent years only got worse.  Eventually I ...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:49:00 PST

Dont be careful for what you wish for.....ever.

The majority of people reading this don't know me personally.  Oh, sure, seeing a few pics and checking out a play list will bring some sort of affinity and familiarity to a stranger.  "Do y...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST

Scold the Mayo....

..>..> ..> Scold the Mayo.... A little over a year ago when I agreed to change careers and start the toughest job I've ever loved I was told the shop would be moving in April to a brand new buildi...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:11:00 PST

And now Im back, from outer space...

After smoking menthol cigarettes for about 24 years, more than half my life, I’m quitting. Not "Gonna quit" or "Really Trying". It’s on, cold turkey and no foolin’. It’s been 3...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:23:00 PST

Glad for the cushion, as there was some pushin'....

I love being asked "So, how was your weekend?".  Even if there was nothing on the Richter scale, I’ll gleefully share the Chanel 5.  Today my answer was this;"Last season when I was ru...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:55:00 PST

I wish it didn't have to end.

  I'm sorry I have to post this here.  I'm not going to be seeing you anymore.  It was fun for a long time.  You were always there for me.  Most of my friends thought you were...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST

Rectum? Damn near killed em'!

  I just haven’t felt like writting.  Funny things happen.  Interesting things take place.  New tastes are discovered.  Dogs slip and fall.  But none of it is blog-...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:30:00 PST

Looky here!! St. Pats photos!

  "Well, can I?"My next door neighbor and all around Saint Kristi.  She was our DD/ comedy relief.  She also did my dye job.  Which,as you can see, came out fucking dynomite. ...
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Holly Shit!! My hair fell out.....

Gotcha.
Posted by Ajax Hallifax on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST