Wanna know who really runs the show? You'll never guess
Wanna know who really runs the show? You'll never guess
25 Random Questions:
How would you label yourself? Kooky intellectual outsider.
Are you - Single, Taken, Playing the field, In Love, Looking for Love? I'll take taken for a thousand, Alex..
Any Tattoo's/Piercings? Not one. Not yet.
What event in your life made you cry the most? My own birth.
What movie/TV series do you know every line to? Blade Runner.
Last time you were drunk? Well, that all depends on what YOU call drunk.....
What's your favorite smell? Success.
When did you wake up today? 6:00 AM.
Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? It was foundation shaking..
Favorite Devo song? Gates Of Steel
Most embarrassing memory from the past 6 months? Embarrassed just comes easy.
Most regretted memory from the past 6 months? Oddly, I have none.
Best memory from the past 6 months? Cumming, GA Goodwill. Aisle 3. 6:46 PM. You shoulda been there..
Do you have any love interests at the moment? I'm very interested.
What do you think about the most? Toys, boobies and the origin of the universe. In that order.
Are you clean? Messy? Just give me a day or so before you come over
What's your favourite food? Sushi, Cheese, Smoked BBQ, More Cheese and anything I have not yet tried.
Have you ever gone to class drunk? I seem to have more class when I'm drunk. Or is that the booze talking?
Are you still friends with the people you knew in middle school or high school? No. I moved. We still bump into each other on the interweb.
Are you afraid of commitment? No, I'm afraid of divorce lawyers.
Are you hungry right now? Always hungry for sumthin'.
Are you open and honest or do you tend to keep your feelings locked up? Everythings on the table.
What's one of the dumbest things you've said? Why don't you move down here?
Plans for today? Work. Eat. Sleep. Other.
What are you doing now besides taking this survey? Curing cancer.
Funny Introverts. Former Prudes. Socialized Sociopaths. Late Bloomers. Early Risers. Sincere Charmers. Creative Do-Somethings. Shut-Ins. Shut-outs. Risk Takers and Battleship Sinkers.
I like stuff under the radar. Or over the top.
See Above.
Bill Hicks Losing it
Bill Hicks in Chicago facing possibly the worst audience of his career snaps several times. This is one of those times.
Absloutely fucking crazy!! "Day in the Decade" Beatles tribute segment from 1977 Rolling Stone Anniversary
Beatles tribute from hell! From the Rolling Stone Magazine 10th Anniversary TV special in 1977, found by a stranger on an unlabled Beta tape at a flea market. Featuring Ted Neeley (the guy who played Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar"), Patti Labelle, Yvonne Elliman and several others. Show Biz at it's finest.
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Now go and do something funny and random.
Look in the mirror.
Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options)
You are Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy. My hero.
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Ajax Hallifax will go to jail for ...
Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children, subsequently changing the course of history forever......
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Were an Otter
You are a faithful friend who guides others toward success and cheap drinks.
You are also light hearted,enjoy a good dick and fart joke and love to fuck with people. Like I'm doing right now.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your results:
You are
Green Fucking Lantern
Green Lantern
85%
Iron Man
80%
Giant Rectum Man
65%
Hulk
60%
Superman
55%
Juggernaut
50%
The Brown Hornet
50%
Batman
45%
Robin and/or Fernando The Bull
40%
The Flash
40%
Wonder Woman
35%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination. You also look fucking hot in tights and a mask.
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