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Der puije

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Jersey City, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Russell Second Law of Thermodynamics

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Lewisville, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

B R I A N Wish In One Hand And Shit In The Other...See Which One Fills Up First!!!

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Somewhere, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Simon What's a headline?

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Singapore, Singapore
Country:: Singapore
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends, Networking

CrazyCracker

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Wilmington, DELAWARE
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Matt

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MENOMONEE FALLS, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

DJ Satchell Cody East Coast West Coast....mixing in the sky!!!!

Age:: 45 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New Jersey/California, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

JENNIFER Looking for somewhere to land...

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Nashville, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Kim Spoken like a true smartass

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MOUNT PLEASANT, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Paul - The Rice Cracka Kit not marked!!!!!!

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Vancouver but now in Barrie, Ont., Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Nic Just some words to fill up this space

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Merced, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

pau lau

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: manila,
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Miss Krista You know what...you can just SUCK IT!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Carrollton, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

I feel like a alien in a UFO.....Beam Me Up

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

joey

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ST. JOSEPH, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Pathos Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SELDEN, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf let's go get a ball and a biscuit suga' and take our sweet little time about it....

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bay Area by way of Planet Zigfarloo, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

TommO))) Powertime!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bethnal Green, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

[ n i k k i ] And after all these years, it's nice to see SOME of us grew up.. ;] XoXo

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Kisses 4 the Sweet I AM ME..BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Outside Philly...IM HOME!, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Greg

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: INGLEWOOD, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Scuba Diva

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Brianne True friends are like diamonds-bright&beautiful

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Kim Beavers

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Oakland, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Friends, Networking

marLa the ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: La Petite Roche, Arkansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

E_cArP

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: La Habra, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Pompadorable I'm a charming party guest.

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Flux, , California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BROOKLYN, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Dr. Ead

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

EdUArdO TIME FOR EDDY!!!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: bobbytown, wa
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Allisita I Like Thiking I'm Invincible, Dont Tell Me Thats A Bad Thing

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Thousand Oaks, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Mikey_D_Smith No I will not fix your computer.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: AUSTIN, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful!!! The Results Are In.....

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ONSTED, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Scott Work....the curse of the drinking class!

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PARKVILLE, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Äáº¡i Chiáº¿n III toi khong can gi ca.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Seattle , Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Scarlete I want to be someone who believes

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TAMPA, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Its Angela but you can call me..... Secret Lovers...

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BROWNWOOD, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Prego : ) Im not an artist Im a fuckn work of art

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

$PapiGuz$ Aint no thang but a chicken wang on a strang

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Minnesota Matt dang!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Megalith Unpredictability's my responsibility baby....

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: the 'burbs, COLORADO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

jillian i'll get back to you tomorrow.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

:JayClops:

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Davao, Davao
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

TaTtEd BeAuTy..LOL

Age:: 77 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Here, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

H♦LLY I Became Insane with Long Intervals of Horrible Sanity. E.A. Poe

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: The Beach, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Vince

Age:: 50 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CORRALES, New Mexico
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Jenn :0) Some Bunny Loves Me!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: WINDSOR MILL, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

abby DeaL wiTh It!!!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: sOuThsiDe, ALABAMA
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Ambular

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN DIEGO, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

jus me.. who else would i wanna be? Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the ones that treat you right, for

Age:: 40 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: the big w.p., Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking