Beaver Shot |
Busy beaver. (Aren't beavers rodents?) Maybe I don't want to compare myself to a rodent or other beaver references. I have a friend (and his two Great Danes) moving in for a few months and needed to m...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:23:00 GMT |
Channeling Gloria Gaynor |
Dr. sending me to hospital for outpatient procedures. Having a PICC line put in. and a 'wound cleaning' that necessitates me being under anesthesia.Me = feeling scared about this. Really bummed out ab...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:09:00 GMT |
Wore Me OUT! |
I haven't had edible food in my fridge since mid-December. Last weekend, I tossed everything except some condiments, a bottle of champage, some V8 and some Vienna Sausage. (I have NO idea how the hell...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:08:00 GMT |
Random Medical Musings |
Needles suck.I hate when they apologize for hurting you. They aren't sorry.Paper gowns are neither flattering nor gown-like.If the doctor's office has current/interesting magazines, that's a sure-fire...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:52:00 GMT |
My Favorite Holiday |
My favorite holiday is tomorrow.Don't recall?Ground Hog Day.Why?Well, first of all, in the middle of winter, it springs some eternal hope - reminding us that optimistically, the glorious season of new...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:39:00 GMT |
Numerically-Challenged |
I think I'm the cause of my own demise.The past five weeks have included more bedrest than a dead person, doctor visits than a pharmaceutical rep, and medical bills than I've earned in the past year.A...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:31:00 GMT |
Yo Yo Who? |
Tuesday, I had a 9am appt with a client - the boss has been wanting to meet clients, so I confirmed with client (husband and wife) and the boss a week before, and the client called me Monday am to con...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 02:40:00 GMT |
Working Girl |
Back to work tomorrow.I haven't checked emails for two weeks.Guessing at least 600 since I get about 80 a day, factoring in holiday slowdown.I had several clients call me 31st and 2nd, expecting me to...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:02:00 GMT |
My Christmas Sucked Worse Than Yours |
I bet my Christmas sucked more than yours. IV's, gowns opening in the back, shots in my ass, horrible food, and insincere nurses that made Ratchett look like Mary Poppins. The bright spots were the vi...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:28:00 GMT |
This stuff ONLY happens to me |
Client holiday party last night. Lots of "the beautiful people" that do a lot of air-kissing of cheeks. The amount of Botox that had been used in that room could have killed a herd of elephants.Alas, ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:11:00 GMT |
