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Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf

let's go get a ball and a biscuit suga' and take our sweet little time about it....

About Me


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...music makes the world go round & round, kinda like 2 turntables & a mixer...would like to meet some cool ass people, down to earth-sexy types...i like to indulge in alcohol & spirits from time to time...am a smart-ass, and a crazy fucker w/ multiple personalities...i'm an in the closet Solid Gold dancer & jingle, ring tone writer...though I try to hide my emotions through laughter & being a smart ass crazy clown, I tend to where my heart on my shoulder...i'm a softee for kids (not like in a Michael Jackson/Catholic Priest way you f'n sickos)..but childhood innocence is so true, refreshing, and real - gettin down to their level makes you realize that there's a lot of pretend imagery and BS that goes on b'tween grown folks...my daughter (if i ever have one) is going to be such a daddy's girl...Did I mention I was a smart-ass, beware - dumb-ass statements/questions will be greeted w/ a quick witted response (in a nice way of course..heh)..don't worry though, i can be a dumb-ass at times as well..if you can dish, you gotta take/works both ways..so i don't take myself too seriously..random fuck that i be...

My Interests



Bali Boys do some Bali Shit at a Bali Club

Polka - Dancing, Lambada Dancing, Line - Dancing, Cherry-Poppin Dancin...I'm a dancin machine, in my sleep - Shadow slow-dancing to Lionel Richie songs...For all who is reading this, if you can't tell already, I'm a silly imaginitive fuck, but that's not all that I am...There are many layers behind me that many don't know..there are many reasons for this..i don't like to toot my own trombone and i'm a very modest person...basically its don't judge a book by its cover...people who really know me, think i'm a nice, caring, thoughtful, respectful, cute kind of a guy...and though i'm a confident guy most of the time..there are times that i don't feel the greatest..but i try my darndest to hide it and stay positive...for those who i love and care about the most...i have their back no matter what...i will always put them before thinking about myself..that's just the kind of person i am i suppose...for some reason its hard to find true friends/people in my life..but for those who are, i embrace them wholeheartedly...for those who really want to be my "friend"...it all takes time...it doesn't happen overnight...my main interest, is this amazing, beautiful, strong-willed gal and her beautiful son...they are a breathe of fresh air...their bond gives me perspective and reminds me that everything will be ok, bad days will get better and good days its like a cherry on top...their smiles are like the sunshine...

I'd like to meet:



the crazy, down to earth, drama-less, good-lookin' ones...or Helena Buttswena w/ 2 motorcycles..whoridin' through the country fighting crime w/ Patron in my back-pocket...folks who pretend to be something there not - don't bother please...feed the bullshit to someone else...just be yourself, no matter how wierd you may think shit is..i can probally top it and then some w/ a cherry on top

Music:



Polka/Country/Christian Fusion Music - 1 word - BaNGIN...Nah for real...I appreciate all music genres and forms of mental/musical expression, just as long as its real comin' from the mind/body/soul..no matter where in the universe are....My foundation though is HIP-HOP...Flows,Beats,Body-Rockin',Art...the 4 elements...Hip-Hop is the only form of music where can take parts of other musical forms, flip-it and make it vibe for the masses to bob their head to...tho' there is some wack shit out their...the roots of Hip-Hop will never die w/ me..the real shit...I will always love H.E.R.Artist That Make Me Smile Long Time (abridged version) - Al Green, Bill Withers, A Tribe Called Quest, Native Tounges, The Roots, Jimi Hendrix, Hieroglyphics, Etta James, Nikka Costa, Peeping Tom, Handsome Boy Modeling School, EPMD, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Led Zepplin, The Who, The Doors, The Beatles, Outkast, Miri Ben-Ari, Wu-Tang Clan, Cream, White Stripes, Antonio Carlos Jobin, Tito Fuentes, Ray Charles, MF Doom, Digable Planets, Danger Doom, Gnarls Barkley, Pearl Jam, Goapele, John Legend, Common, Nirvana, Janis Joplin, DJ's/Turntablist, Vince Guaraldi Trio, Norah Jones, Miles Davis, James Brown, Earth Wind & Fire, John Coltrane, to be continued

Movies:

Home movies featuring Horatio Krackorn doing the robot / one legged butterfly routine

Television:

The Weather Channel or videos by Hilary Duff, Chingy, and NWA videos. Heroes, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, ESPN, The Simpsons, VH1 Soul

Books:

Calvin & Hobbes, Exotic Ballerina/Cherry-Poppin/Tap Dancing for Dummies

Heroes:



Whomever invented toilet paper, Whomever came-up with the idea of crotch-less leather chaps

My Blog

Smorgasbord of Music that Makes the Head Gyrate Playlist (aka Open Your Mind Playlist)

Antonio Carlos Jobim & Elis Regina - Aguas de Marco Wu-Tang Clan - Reunited Van Hunt - Dust Goapele - First Love Latryx - Latryx K-Os - B-Boy Stance Outkast & Cee-Lo - In Due Time James Brown ...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

"Not My Fault" Quote of the Day

One of my personalities (yea I know, I'm a bit nutty - but I do have common sense more often that not...and all you who know me from the peanut gallery, shut your pie-hole..LOL) My behaviour is addict...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:48:00 PST

Music That Tickles the Toes Playlist

Stan Getz - One Note SambaDJ Shadow - Organ DonorThe Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the DevilKanye West - Heard 'em SayMiles Davis - Bitches BrewDigable Planets - PacificsRosalia De Souza - Bossa 13 (G...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:37:00 PST

Deep Thoughts by Jebidiah Johosephat

Love, True & Pure Love mind you, is being totally self-less...that doesn't mean you are selfishto expect & deserve that same love in return.  Expectations & comfort often make people ...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST

Quote of the Friggin' Day

"Hip-Hop is like, what you call, the bastard child of a lot of different forms of music."
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:30:00 PST

Quote of the Day

"Hip-Hop you the love of my life, that's true"
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:29:00 PST

Understanding & Forgiveness...

You know the feeling you get when you fucked up, you know you fucked up after the fact but were too stupid and stubborn to control your actions - even tho' u know it has happened before, and you wish ...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"The Impossible is Possible" Lyric of the day (message to the blind-open ur eyes)

I gotta find peace of mind I know another cord... I gotta find peace of mind See, this what that voice in your head says When you try to get peace of mind... She says it's impossible, but I know ...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Black sheep quote of the day

I'm related to people I don't relate to.
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mental quote of the day

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just...
Posted by Jebidiah Johosephat the Intergalactic Ninja Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST