For those of you that don’t know me I’m a natural born wise-guy. No, not the kind from the cheesy mobster movies…a true smartass through and through. I call it like I see it, and if you’ve got a problem with it it’s probably because the truth hurts. Either you get me or you don’t…I’m sorry, but I don’t have time to sit around and try to explain myself to the likes of you. Fuck with me and I’ll kill you…if not, my brother will…he wrote the cookbook on knuckle sandwiches. I’m Irish…I love this fact. What other nationality, race or ethicality is there where one day a year everyone wishes they were part of it? With this in mind…NOT everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day...I’m sorry, but I refuse to abide by that stupid saying…that’s like saying everyone is Jewish during Hanukkah. Overall I'm a pretty fun, laid back always up for a good laugh or joke at the expense of myself or others kinda guy. I live my life one day at a time. If you spend too much time looking to the future you’ll miss the greatness that is happening around you. My friends and family mean the world to me. I can honestly say that I have the greatest group anyone could ever ask for. There are a few lessons I’ve learned throughout my life. Here is a list in no particular order…If a man smiles all the time he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work, every book is a children’s book if the kid can read, if carrots got you drunk rabbits would be fucked up!!, there is a reason we have two ears and one mouth...so listen more and talk less, music was made for everyone, winners make the rules and losers follow them, and finally…you can pee and not poop, but you can’t poop and not pee (think about it).
