hilarious one liners profiles

The Gentleman Pirate Kevin

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHAPTICO, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Tonya

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DENVER, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

The Reverend Diabolic

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sewers of Hell, Middlesex County, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

D.Luna This is the Official page for my Artwork!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, Alabama
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

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Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Wherever the money at, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Terry

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WILMINGTON, Delaware
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 97 years old
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian

D£@NO pause time...connect with the ink

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Ellie

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Richmond, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single

Jasmin "the only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain"

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Flint, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

slingers Wear gaudy colors or avoid display. It's all the same.

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Sydney, NSW
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

ANIMAL above all things, to thine own self be true

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Nashvegas, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

Jenn

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Justin Burn your past to save your future.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DANVERS, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Wally Is the colossal onion in season?

Age:: 87 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEW YORK
Country:: United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Whacks Philosophical Yakety Sax will make anything funnier... and faster.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

CSI Miami

Age:: 58 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Miami, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

MAR So I throw my cards on your table!

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BAY to LV, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Here For:: Friends, Networking

shyra

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: General Santos City,
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

just plain old josh

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: the charlotte area, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

Sean Wyman loves the cock.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sunnyvale, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Kevin

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Atlanta, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

JOE FROM THE FUTURE Default is YOUR Fault.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Â®Â© Â®aw Â©on

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Mancouver,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Networking

James

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Norcross, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Laura

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Grand Junction, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Andrew My Space

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: EAST SETAUKET, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

dj luke black

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NOTTINGHAM,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

J RIZZLE DON'T KNOW BOUT U, HOMIE. BUT THESE STEETS BEEN GOOD TO ME!!!

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ARLINGTON, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Nick

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Victoria, British Columbia
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

cris I may not be the king...but im d ACE

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: san fernando city, region 3
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

mark IS HAPPINESS REALLY THIS EASY?

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Angel PAPI

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: KISSIMMEE, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

suzanne ...Staying here will only breed obsession...

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Perth, WA
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Hell's Closet

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Gothenburg, VÃ¤stra GÃ¶talands lÃ¤n
Country:: Sweden
Status:: Single

aimee

Age:: 90 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

nicole clown fish, they have red noses and very big shoes.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BETHESDA, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

koNg Don't press start if you don't wanna play the game

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ROWLAND HEIGHTS, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

Carl The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. -Einstein

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Bottoz is going to Panama Take all your chances while you can.

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Andrew Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Seattle, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Twisted Princess

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Fayetteville, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

vAndErP!nk

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: Mexico
Status:: In a Relationship

Pajamaramers I was just coming to fill your ice cube trays.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dearborn, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Stacy Just Like Her

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ALHAMBRA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

raechel HORROR! ™ This is my only account!

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Edgewater, Florida && Front Royal, Virginia
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Fitzurugi

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Jack (ao soul kid)

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: West London, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Tomo We can drop it anytime.........

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking