aimee

I'm like a dirty pirate whore, but I'm not dirty, I'm not a pirate, and I'm definitely not whorish.When I was 2, my older sister tried to drown me in the bathtub. She was jealous of my incredibly good looks. When I was 8 I got the chicken pox and missed 2 weeks of school. That was itchy, but rad missing 2 weeks of second grade. When I was 13 I broke my thumb playing softball. It was the first time any of my friends saw me cry. My thumb was enormous and purple, the nail fell off and I was allowed to print on my spelling tests b/c I couldnt hold my pen properly.I'm fun loving, minus the loving... hyper most of the time... silly almost all of the time... just pretty retarded in general. I've been known to go crazy on the dance floor with my kick ass white girl dance skills... by myself... just once. Ok, maybe twice.Oh... and I hate birds, but love dogs. Cats are kinda snobby, but I've met a few I like. And I like to throw things at people.