funny one liners profiles

sfaimee

aimee

Age:
90 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
aosok

Jack (ao soul kid)

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
West London, London and South East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends
ashleymbailey

Ashley B.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DONALDSONVILLE, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
gina_83

Gina

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Melbourne, Victoria
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single

~I&.39;M A PEANUT~ ....the greatest kind of love.....

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Citrus Heights, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

The Midnight Show (TMS) Tms it's like an STD

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
wherever i end up that night., Utah
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Superchick I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American way!!!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CLEVELAND, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Karina

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Queensland
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

ღMelissa Whiteღ

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Murrieta, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
pablorodriguezcomedy

Pablo Rodriguez Laugh now. Work later.

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, IL
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
yamamom68

?Danielle? Son? Yea Dad? How would you like to go fishing this weekend? That sounds great but I got homework to

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Middletown, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Dundee City Centre
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Agent Joey

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York (and sometimes Jersey too), New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
quornstar101

Hannah

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Northern Ireland
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
jimmyjack

Sean Wyman loves the cock.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sunnyvale, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
kylefromthefatpatellas

KYLE BROWN

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Colne,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ALGONAC, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Emily *AS REAL AS IT GETS*

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ATASCADERO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
beverlyhillsbitches

Beverly Hills Bi Bitches Its not drugs-We're trippin' on our shallow vanity

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Gerry OH what a beautiful morning. lol

Age:
57 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lobster Land, Maine
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Bambi

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FORT WORTH, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Lu

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Beaverton, OREGON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Andrew Use Smoke Detectors or Sleep with a fireman!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Overland Park, Kansas
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
fallen_angel15

Lyna

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ponce, Ponce
Country:
Puerto Rico
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Scott

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Coushatta, LA/Beacon, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Kyle Stewart

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PALM BAY, FL
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

Daniel Webster

Age:
22 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Maari

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
AMESBURY, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

John

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dublin, Dublin
Country:
Ireland
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

J. Price Patience is a virtue...Being anxious just might hurt you...Like Mike Vick runnin to the line of scri

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Macon, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
rockychow

ROCKY

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TEMPLE CITY, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jon

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Santa Ana, Manaoag Aguilar
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Eddie Bai [insert clever line here]

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fullerton, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
divinediane

‡Diane‡

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Grain Valley, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
gooliasthoughts

Goolia

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
KANSAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Renee too weird to live, too rare to die

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Auckland,
Country:
New Zealand
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
_aimee26

Aimee

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
christopher6m6fox6

ANIMAL above all things, to thine own self be true

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nashvegas, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
tanrose

Tan

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Maylands, Perth, Western Australia
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Mo' Daddy

Age:
72 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Anywhere USA,
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Morgantown, West Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
endonyc

Hello, My Name Is Endo. www.deviantdecorum.com

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Justin Burn your past to save your future.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DANVERS, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

MAR So I throw my cards on your table!

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BAY to LV, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Friends, Networking

shyra

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
General Santos City,
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends
joshsqueak

just plain old josh

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
the charlotte area, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
kevinddlogan

Kevin

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Atlanta, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

JOE FROM THE FUTURE Default is YOUR Fault.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking

®© ®aw ©on

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Mancouver,
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Networking
opiecore

James

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Norcross, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends