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John

About Me

If you're reading this, then it's probably best that you already know the basics. Don't worry if you don't though, it'll all work out in the end, it always does in a strange kind of way. Anyway...
-I love films, music... and the music of films
-I do Judo, like football, and have been known to enjoy a good night out
-Sometimes I don't feel like the dancin, but when I do...
-I play guitar and bass so I'm totally groovy
-My myspace page moves through space and time... yours doesn't
-I'm finished college and am currently working as a scientist
-Going to Japan in March, tis going to rock.. There are rumours of people so fantastic... + ...that their Myspace pages move through space. . . It appears that you have found the page of one such individual... . ...A page designed to represent all that is good about humanity... . ...A page that will probably change your life forever. . . * . . Or Else it won't . *

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other great people. They don't need to have myspace pages that can move through space and time, but they do have to be cool.

My Blog

Theology

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And the Devil created McDonald's. And...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:44:00 GMT

Things women never say

1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too! I invited her over for dinner on Friday.3. Honey,...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:43:00 GMT

What it means to be a man

1. OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially po...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:42:00 GMT

Funny One Liners

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe togetherA bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventoryA day without sunshine is like, night. A dip...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:41:00 GMT

The Hoff

1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.3. When David Hasselhof...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Number 1

My first entry. I just watched the butterfly effect and the MC Hammer story. I heard there was an alternative ending to the butterfly effect and, well I didnt see it. Same as the one I seen before, sa...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:53:00 GMT