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Beverly Hills Bi Bitches

Its not drugs-We're trippin' on our shallow vanity

About Me

ABOUT US...... we moan so much when we c*me..... we put the grunt, in C*NT !
WHO ARE WE?Sharon (left) and Debbie (right)

We're party entertainment promoters...scroll down to lower left and lift the link that says METROPARTIES
Oh and BTW.... we're not 24 in age... we're both 21!
but we were getting too many teenage boys clicking in to be friends, and we're PROMOTERS here to promote entertainment to ADULTS so we clicked a higher age so ADULTS find us on searches... uh kayyyyy?-LOL

My Interests

Naughty racy scandalous things that are fun

I'd like to meet:

Colin Farrell when he's feeling up Anne Hathaway in her makeup trailer betwen movie takes - and we just walked in because we're interns bringing fresh coffee - but we didn't knock because we hoped by barging in we'd see her nude. Now with Colin having her stripped half naked, and putting the moves on her, we get an extra bonus. OH EXCUSE US FOR NOT KNOCKING! ...we say... WHAT BITCHES WE ARE! WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE HERE. NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE APOLOGIES, PLEASE EXCUSE OUR RUDENESS.Meanwhile Colin is smiling that sly little smile of his. He KNOWS what devious bitches we are. We met him out pub crawling last night ....and did him in the limo... at 2am. Ahhhh LA! --- You gotta love it!================================== *

Music:



sexy

Movies:

Porn without Jenna Jameson. We're so over her. She's a tired old cow, milkin' her over-swelled ego.... to feel special, even though she hasn't been a fresh tart since --- --- --- NINETEEN NINETY THREE!!!!!!!!

Television:

Its not a scandal to us that Paula rode the rod of a contestant on Idol (none of anybody's business), the scandal is WHEN she did it, that she did it WHILE he was in competition, PLUS she rigged the show by coaching him on how to win.... AND (here's what's cuckoo) NOBODY CARES......and she hasn't yet been fired.....lol.... lmao That's astounding....people don't even care if the show is fair, nor do the money-greedy producers.

Books:

"How to Marry a Multi-Zillionaire, while keeping your merely Millionaire boyfriend on the string and in the dark, till you're sure the marriage will work"

Heroes:

AN*L SEX female pornstars ... who can keep their parents and ex-husband from finding out what they do for work ---for more than 24 months. That's amazing!

My Blog

HOW TO BOOK DANCERS for PARTY ENTERTAINMENT...

    http://www.metroparties.com     .
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You gotta love the drama

of PARISSS in jail!--LOL
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A GOOD VIDEO IS....a good video

Jessica Reyes with the music of David Bowie Add to My Profile | More Videos...
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What we are promoting...................

FUN!!! METROPARTIES.com
Posted by Beverly Hills Bi Bitches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bitches "FUNNY BONE" - HERE'S OUR HUMOR BOARD

jokes and funny stories contributed by our friends network (got some humor to share? email it to us) --------------------------- My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are...
Posted by Beverly Hills Bi Bitches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Email us FUNNY ONE LINERS ... & ... SEXY ANECDOTES

we decided that blogging would keep our page interesting, but who needs to read trite BS blogs... you want them entertaining so we'll draw from what you tell us send us funny one liners or b...
Posted by Beverly Hills Bi Bitches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Meet our friends ANGELA & LISA--- deliciously sexy..........

ANGELA in LA's PROFILE PAGE (she's new to myspace)IS RIGHT HERE Also meet: LISA (new as well to myspace)in Las Vegas and NYC (she travels) LISA is here ....
Posted by Beverly Hills Bi Bitches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A question about... THE CREAMY ITALIANS....

why does the world only buy their salad dressing? why don't we also import creamy italian luggage creamy italian shirts cremy italian electronics creamy italian cars and trucks ...
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