Anyone here looking for Jesus Christ of the Mall, Jesus Roller Sk8ing Christ, Kid Bitch, Greasy, J Dirty, Blazing Glacier, or the hated and mythical James Limelight...yeah, those are all me too.
The following is a list of things one MUST read before speaking with the Reverend whatsoever, as homicidal events shall occur otherwise.
1. The Reverend does not like you...yet.
2. The Reverend loves to go out and drink with friends, and if you can not deal with that lifestyle then it is probably better off that you do not interact with Him, because He probably will not think very highly of you.
3. The Reverend is a caring and loving person, but it is not given often. Only those truely deserving earn such treatment from Him.
4. The Reverend is a very open minded man. If you are not philosophical, logical, or open minded enough to maintain an intelligent dialouge, please avoid the Reverend for your own personal well-being.
5. Do not ever criticize any aspect of the way the Reverend lives His life.
6. The Reverend is not going to help you get laid unless you have damn good reason.
7. The Reverend means absolutely everything that He says.
If you can groove with all of this, then the Reverend will be happy to chill with you. If you, however, get it into your head to berate the Reverend, you will be shot with a high-powered, high-caliber firearm, point blank to the face. He can be reached at ReverendDiabolic on AIM.
The Reverend would like to take this time to thank Sentient, Dragonfire, Miss Lenore, The Shana, God (Dan), The Machine, Jura, and The Robisher. And of course, one Harrison Fucking Burdo from the home offices in Staten Island. No, the Reverend does not feel the need to explain why.
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