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Whacks Philosophical

Yakety Sax will make anything funnier... and faster.

About Me

I feel that the following quizzes say all that needs saying.
Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

Get your own Star Wars Masturbation Method

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Platinum Ringa
You ride around in a 2003 Land Rover Defender
Yo gang Slim Shady's Pink Ladies
Yo shoes be Made outta trash bags
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 898
How much money you got? $5.17735871358775e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 23%

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My Interests

Writing and reading (little bit of everything), various types of rock music, playing video games (BIOSHOCK keeps me up nights, and I don't care!), playing my bass guitar poorly, watching films....and recently, covered wagons

I'd like to meet:

James Joyce. Oh, wait.... he's dead. Crap. Umm, Vladimir Nabokov! Dead too, dammit!

Music:

Sonic Youth, The Rolling Stones (particualrly the '68-'72 run of albums, and Some Girls), Tom Waits, The Stooges, My Bloody Valentine, Wilco, The Who, The Kinks, Bright Eyes, Mississippi John Hurt, The Arcade Fire, Neil Young, CSN&Y, Tool, Black Sabbath, Robert Johnson, Television, The Pogues, Soundgarden, My Morning Jacket, The Rev. Horton Heat, Pixies, Patti Smith, Primus, Iggy Pop, Hound Dog Taylor, Led Zep, PJ Harvey, MC5, Santana, The Velvet Underground, Smashing Pumpkins, The Clash, Love, Queens of the Stone Age, T-Rex, Kyuss, Modest Mouse, Alice in Chains, Incubus, The Mars Volta, Lou Reed, Lucinda Williams, Circa Survive, At The Drive-In, Stone Temple Pilots, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Cursive, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, Mos Def, System of a Down, Frank Zappa, Jane's Addiction, Metallica (old stuff, NOT new), Parliament, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Rush ---------Top 10 Favorite Albums:1. Daydream Nation, Sonic Youth (1988) 2. Exile on Main St., The Rolling Stones (1972) 3. Loveless, My Bloody Valentine (1991) 4. Rain Dogs, Tom Waits (1985) 5. Raw Power, The Stooges (1973) 6. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, Wilco (2002) 7. Beggar's Banquet, The Rolling Stones (1968) 8. Forever Changes, Love (1967) 9. The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society, The Kinks (1968) 10. Rubber Soul, The Beatles (1965)Honorable Mention: The Bends, Radiohead (1995) Yet another Honorable Mention: Who's Next, The Who (1971)

Movies:

No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Fight Club, Mulholland Dr, Kill Bill, City of God, Seven, Pan's Labyrinth, Amorres Perros, Eternal Sunshine, Ran, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, 21 Grams, Lord of the Rings, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Once Upon a Time in the West, Jackie Brown, Dogma, Jacob's Ladder, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, The Motorcycle Diaries, and many more

Television:

The Sopranos, 24, Chappelle, South Park, The Daily Show, X Files, Law and Order SVU, The SoupCaruso One-Liners from CSI MIAMI!!!

Books:

Blood Meridian (just started), The Old Man and the Sea, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Heart of Darkness, The Sun Also Rises, Dubliners, Mrs Dalloway, Lolita, Pale Fire, Cat's Cradle, A Clockwork Orange, A Passage to India, Maus, Slaughterhouse Five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Sin City, Life of Pi, Fight Club, Our Secret (Susan Griffin essay, absolutely brilliant), The End of the Affair, many many many others.

Heroes:

James Joyce! The man! Scribbledehobble!And let's not forget...Cormac McCarthy, Frederick Douglass, Anthony Burgess (pure genius), Art Spiegelman, Frank Miller, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, TOM WAITS!!!

My Blog

Out of town, bitches!

I'm gonna be gone for a couple of weeks starting tomorrow, up in Washington.  I'll be back on the 5th of August.  So no, I'm not ignoring you.  I promise.See y'all later!
Posted by Whacks Philosophical on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

just a thought...

Whoever's trying to log on to my account needs to fucking stop.To the rest of you, have a wonderful weekend!  I'm gonna be out of town, so I'll talk to y'all later.peace
Posted by Whacks Philosophical on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:18:00 PST

Kiss Johnny Depp and get a free designer handbag!

Just saw Hal Sparks at the Punchline the other day and he was AWESOME. Hilarious and very nice in person too. He deserves much more fame than he's got. I got an autograph too (I hate troubling peop...
Posted by Whacks Philosophical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wasting time

Tick, tock, tick, tock.... Midterm on thursday Quiz on tuesday Essay due on thursday A handful of quickwrites More pages in Life of Pi (badass book, though) And I'm just now getting ...
Posted by Whacks Philosophical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Adventures of retail: lame customers

This probably goes without saying, but customers can REALLY SUCK. Not most, just some. Well, maybe lots. Cases in point: - A guy who tries to sell two freshly opened copies of Jade Empire (a b...
Posted by Whacks Philosophical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST