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The Gentleman Pirate Kevin

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About Me

I can describe myself in one word, relaxed. I don't think I've ever been as relaxed and content. I don't know what specifically triggered it, but I'd box it up and ship it to everyone that I could. I'm a nearly ex-gamer and a computer whizz (aight, I'm a god on the machine). I do biking, hiking and rock climbing. I like to write, though it comes in spurts and sputters. I'm revisiting an idea that an old friend had a while back, we'll see how that turns out.
Funny Quotes:
Dude, are those Peeps? Those are pure sugar.. (Yeah, genius takes a lot of energy) -Donny and (Myself)
F Dot - Daric
you and kevin are EVIL - Kate
Kevin, you have to be nice, I'm your mother. (Oh just deal the cards woman) - Mom and (Myself)
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. - Anon.
He is a ball of tension, and you are not the kitty cat to play with him. - Jeremy
It's like Valhalla in sandwich form! - Scott
No seriously, I lost my pants - Jason
Sometimes I can go days without taking a dump. (So you're like a sh*t camel?) - Anon. and (Myself)
I've achieved the JD buttsex level? - Ben
I hate the plank; I have to poop. - David
What will it take to get that railroad from you? (You have to make my nipples tingle) - Scott and (Myself) in reference to Monopoly.

My Interests

Music, Occasional Gaming, Programming, Cars, Computers, Metalworking and Blacksmithing, Woodworking, Swords and other sharp pointy objects (OOh shiney), Biking, Swimming, Hiking and Rock Climbing.

I'd like to meet:

My Minions, they're still late.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Linkin Park, Chevelle, Cheb Khaled, Aneela, Arash, Paul Oakenfold, Plumb, Kaskade, Metallica, AC/DC, P.O.D., Will Smith, Blackstreet, Utada Hikaru, AAA and I'm very intersted in Blaqk Audio. There's very little that I don't like and these are just to give you an idea.

Movies:

Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust, Accepted, Beerfest. I'm going to put in Gunslinger Girl too because it has the most hilarious one liners that I've heard in a while. Bleach, Neon Genesis, Aliens series, Riddick series, Man of the Year, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica and CSI whenever I walk by a running episode. Also like Stargate and have a season of Mork and Mindy...anyone remember that? Star Trek (All series), The Office (BBC version)

Books:

The Black Company series of books. It's actually very funny, and not all that dark. Foundation Series, Daneel Series (Caves of Steel), The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Wheel of Time, Pern series, Homeworld series, Brainship series and the Talent series(To ride pegasus).

My Blog

Slip

just felt like writing something and out it came:Forward floweth time,Forward flows the river,Forward marches the man,Forward slides the child,Forward progresses the project,Still sits the age,Up slip...
Posted by The Gentleman Pirate Kevin on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

Couch Ninja

I have come to the conclusion that I am a couch ninja. my only superpower is that you are compelled to ignore me when I am laying down on a couch. my only hope is that when the sn p r comes around, I ...
Posted by The Gentleman Pirate Kevin on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST

Job and WoW

Damnit...hooked on WoW worked for me!  I've started playing and I can stop...it's like the new crack or something...mmmmmm.   So anyway, back to life for a few seconds. I just resigned ...
Posted by The Gentleman Pirate Kevin on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST

A Blog

Kay...so I'm not a big blogger. However, I think it would be remiss of me to not mention the most ever-loving hilarity that is Gunslinger Girl. Don't get me wrong, it's a good thing by itself, if...
Posted by The Gentleman Pirate Kevin on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:36:00 PST