clever metaphors profiles

Mr. Classy I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LA VERNE, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Friends
0loreli0

Lore1i

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
lillianz

* Lil * Scootering past you soon!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Auckland
Country:
New Zealand
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Lil Wayne

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
lilfloosie

Layne My lipgloss be POPPIN!!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Fullerton, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

~*~ A Shade of Night ~*~ Its me. On Myspace. How totally amazing.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

RICH I'M REAL

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
brooklyn, OHIO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
drudon

Dru Don I'm a 6'2, 200 pound KOrilla!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DALLAS, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking

L☮-L☮

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
irvine, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
youngmoneycashmoney

lil' Wayne Hollygrove is da hood and 17 is da Ward

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New Orleans, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

onelinergirl

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New South Wales
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
earthstar82

Lan Tian

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Carbondale, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jermaine simple n plain ladies o.d. off J.D. no need for drugs n viles cuz they love the style

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking

kim

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oakland, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends
merry_prankster_a

adam

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEAR GOLDEN TRIANGLE, Michigan
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
robith

Rob > You Are you Iron Maiden? Then fuck off.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
tweeeeek

Tweek Tweak™ AHH this is WAYY too much pressure!

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
South park, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
pineapplenf

Mr. Mastodon Farm

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cape Girardeau, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends
muso_nick

Nikau

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gorokan, nsw
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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giNgiN Look like a PoPStaR. Party like a RocKStaR. FucK liKe a PorNStar

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
D.F., Distrito Federal
Country:
Mexico
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Justin Says You could easily picture this in the current top ten.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
notevolved

Craig

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

rachel so divine

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
southadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
kev_rok

kev

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Waltham, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Miiiisha Tryin to catch me ridin diiirty

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EAST BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

z

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
vienna
Country:
Austria
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Cavity free! Fuck you, Abstain!

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
floating, Bangkok
Country:
Thailand
Status:
Single
wigglymark

Mark

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Seattle, Washington
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
hearsedrver

hearsedrver Don't break my heart, and I won't break your heart shaped glasses!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends

R

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Ms. JULY

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DETROIT, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
asier9

My Official MySpace Page

Age:
64 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger

a midsummer night's dream A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London, Greenwich
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

jack-jack attack the year of magical thinking

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender

rawrrrr hang on, it seems I've misplaced my mental prune juice..

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
new york, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

N-hat Wha cha know 'bout me?

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Daly City/Monterey Park/Las Vegas, Nevada
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
More to love!
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ITS ALRIGHT IF IT MAKES U FEEL BETTER

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
las vegas/dayton/fuck, West Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Chrisissippifats

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Aurora, Colorado
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
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Daniel As Is

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Wauconda, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Lucky I'll give you five dollars to let me smell your breath

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN JOSE, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
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Dr. Sik If you want another kind of lover, I'll wear a mask for you.....

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BUFFALO, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger

metaphor

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
GOOD HOPE, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
armani_de_guzman

R'MaNi

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
kumacapella

jessica rabbit-food walking paradox

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Cate

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Food Novelist, Aaron Zweig

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Connecticut
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking
tamithejellyfish

tami move like a jellyfish.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Southern Luzon
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Jean

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WALNUT, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
chrisawesome

Chris Awesome

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
RANSOMVILLE, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends

Malibu

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
YORBA LINDA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking