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Malibu

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Snotty as can be... my allergies are back...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

girls who wear knee high socks all the time.

My Blog

Stomach of Fortitude, Heart of a Champion

It is in mankind's nature to recognize and assign historical significance to specific dates in time. Some commemorate the beginning of wars, some the end. Birthdays, anniversaries, dates of death. &n...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 17:21:00 GMT

misery loves company

the saying goes "misery loves company".   its true. I'm so miserable, I feel like throwing up.   You're not alone, misery. Here comes vomit.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:30:00 GMT

The Winter Of My Discontent

The winter of my discontent is rooted in these insidious allergies that have made their presence felt in my nasal cavity. If my nose were the universe in Star Wars, Luke would have succumbed to the da...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:46:00 GMT

Giving, Taking, and Farting

Giving:  For the past 2+ months, I've given all of my spare time and effort towards remembering this crap for my job. With 890-something streets and their corresponding route numbers to remember,...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:32:00 GMT

Surreal Association Dinners

When your life becomes completely revolved around routine, the lack of anything unusual happening forces you to delve into your memories in search of something to fill the void. I was on one such exca...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:39:00 GMT

Ocean In The Post Office

Did I mention that's where my new job is? Well the post office. Ocean in the post office refers to a dream that I had the other night. You see, back when I was still at Mervyn's, many ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 20:29:00 GMT

Introspective Retrospective

Thoughts are racing through my mind faster than I can really process. I would try to come up with some clever metaphor to describe it, but really.... metaphors are overused and overrated. What's goin...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:55:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 13:24:00 GMT

PE class

I happened to see my old high school PE teacher at the bank last Friday. It triggered these memories of my sophomore year in his class, specifically this one fateful day that would ultimately change m...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 07:41:00 GMT

hey it worked!

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Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 08:22:00 GMT