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Lan Tian

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About Me

I am, to my credit or fault, your basic Irish girl. Full Irish? No, I'm an ALL American mutt, but I mostly bank on the Irish or Italian roots. I've been told the fiery personality and general love of witty banter and intelligent language comes from my Irish side. I enjoy talking about any subject and usually have a strong opinion about everything whether I understand it or not. I love to read and devour books of any kind. I also enjoy writing and am currently majoring in English with a creative writing focus. Please, talk books to me!!!! Smart is sexy, as can be seen in my boyfriend. On that note I will end this because, believe it or not, I do not actually have much to say about myself. One can only BS for so long before it begins to sound like some sad personal ad! If you want to talk to me, message me, if not, don't. I say goodday to you!
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My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet!Books... I love them. I hug my books once a day. Okay, maybe not, but I do in spirit. Writing, mostly fiction though I do the occasional blog thing. Hiking, the outdoors, bike riding, the ocean, my feet, poetry, "Neverwhere", travel, Irish literature, eggrolls, animals, music, Mozart, comfy pjs, tea, the occasional good movie, "Invader Zim" cartoons, Dropkick Murphys... and more.

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet, living or dead? Now that is a difficult question to answer... It would depend on my mood. If I am feeling particularlyl argumentitive, I might choose some historical figure whose views are contrary to my own. Not so much Aristotle, but I would LOVE to talk to Kant. I am ALWAYS in the mood to meet Neil Gaiman! Maybe next time there is a book signing I'll be able to go. Does this person have to be famous? I would have loved to have known my grandmother when she was well. I only have vague memories of her. Heck, I wouldn't mind simply meeting a group of people who read! That is a rare meeting indeed.

Music:

Almost everything expect most rap and REALLY twangy country music. (I do like blue grass though!) My current over-played mix would be Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, and Interpol (along with others of the sort). Dropkick Murphys, Mozart, Duke Ellington, Breaking Benjamin, Five Iron Frenzy, Dashboard Confessional, U2, Deep Forest, Dead Can Dance, Staind, Flogging Molly, John Mayor, Jimmy Eat World, Taking Back Sunday, Kula Shaker, Ten Years, Indigo Girls, Mastidon, Spanish guitar anything... and, well, too many others to list really. You get the picture.

Movies:

My favorite movie is still Joe Vs. The Volcano because I feel there is a lot of metaphor and life lessons hidden in the little movie, but I have a pretty wide range of tastes. I REALLY liked Cloverfield recently, and Pan's Labyrinth (the fairies were real!). I LOVE old black and whites and feel that clever banter in recent movies can't compete with Katherine Hepburn and Carry Grant in The Philadelphia Story, and Arsenic and Old Lace is simply hilarious! Ridley Scott anything!!! The movies are beautifully shot, the fight scenes are wonderfully gory and choreographed like horrific dances, and of course though the history is inaccurate at least it may get someone INTERESTED in history. And I want Balian's sword... really, I do. I LOVED "Narnia: The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe"! (Big Lewis and Tolkein fan!), I enjoyed "The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", the first Matrix (which was the best really).

Television:

I don't really watch television, but I WILL watch shows if the season is out on DVD. So here are a few I've watched that way. Heroes is a HUGE favorite! The Office, Battlestar Galactica... I think that's it so far.

Books:

I read everything!!! EVERYTHING! From Melville to Marvel Comics, reading is fundamental. What to list? "Neverwhere"!!! Big time! And "Stardust"! Both by Neil Gaiman. "The Eyes of the Dragon" by Steven King, plus "Salem's Lot" and "Talisman". (Hated the "Black House", it was NOT as good a book!). Anything by Jane Austen or Louisa May Allcott, or Shakespeare for that matter. Poems by Ogden Nash, or Yeats, or Byant... Anything by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. "Dragon Knights" or "Berserk" or "Planet Ladder" for manga.... I read the occasional "X-Men" comic, but I only follow a few characters really. (LOVED the series written by Neil Gaiman, that rocked!) I read a lot of mythology and folklore, mostly Irish, though I enjoy just about anything. I am currently reading "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and I recenly finished the sixth "Harry Potter" book. OH, wait, and I am reading through the Narnia series, but that is taking no time at all since the books are really small. Soooo... yeah, you really don't want me to go on, I have ten boxes or so filled with books!

Heroes:

My Mother. Cheesy, I know, but it's true. I don't KNOW the writers I enjoy. I might admire their work, but maybe I wouldn't admire THEM completely. No... out of everyone I know, I would have to say Mums is the one I would list as a hero. *In a Gilgamesh kind of way too!!!*

My Blog

Invisibility and My Deperate Wish to Become So

I don't know what it is but I'm feeling a little bloog today.  I want to write.  I NEED to write, just to gain the practice if I ever hope to improve enough to actually gain some skill in th...
Posted by Lan Tian on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:05:00 PST

Tag Im It?

Okay, so I don’t often indulge in these, but since it was Casey who tagged me and I’ve been so distant lately I will gladly play his game and pass it on! How to play: Once you have been t...
Posted by Lan Tian on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

Wee, I’m Bloggin!

So I suppose I really don’t have anything really new to report, but I’m in a writing mood and I need to let the current story I’m working on stew a might, so I figured I’d writ...
Posted by Lan Tian on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST

Coward, thy name is Lan Tian

So my name, Lan Tian, doesn't mean "blue sky" for nothing!  Now I do enjoy a thunderstorm, I admit it, but ever since I was a little girl I have been deathly afraid of tornado weather.  (It'...
Posted by Lan Tian on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

Isolation

So I dropped my cell phone into a water glass the other day.  It was an amazing feat of aero dynamics that I could never have done purposefully, which causes me to believe that there had to be al...
Posted by Lan Tian on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST

The Unfortunate Cookie

I was cursed recently by a fortune cookie. Twice really, since the print looked as though it were printed twice in rapid secession which caused a shadowed look to the words. Bam bam, rapid fire curse ...
Posted by Lan Tian on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:21:00 PST

The Responsibility of the Writer

So I was thinking me thinks this morning and came across an idea that I think I have to write out in order to fully understand it.  That idea is the responsibility of the writer.  Actually, ...
Posted by Lan Tian on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST

Theme Songs of My Life

Okay, so I know that most if not all of us enjoy music and listen to it either in the background while doing other things or blast it from our car speakers.  There are those out there with enough...
Posted by Lan Tian on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:43:00 PST

Creative Criticism

Recently I sent out a bulletin addressing some rather harsh criticism I have received pertaining to one of my blogs.  It wasn't a very serious blog but a playful post about an experience I had on...
Posted by Lan Tian on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:38:00 PST

My Life As An Infected Dog!

The world suddenly looked a whole lot taller!  Now, I've always been short, but when you find yourself staring at people's knees you suddenly know just what short can be! I was pretty excited.&n...
Posted by Lan Tian on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:25:00 PST